Nick Hurwitch
@hewizard.bsky.social
Screenwriter and author. SUNDOWN / JUMPMAN / SO YOU CREATED A WORMHOLE / others. Nick-of-all-trades at @iam8bit.com. Rep: Joe Cavalier @ Heroes and Villains.
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Nick Hurwitch
@hewizard.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Doing the #ScriptSky intro thing:
I'm a (mostly) feature writer that specializes in turning genre tropes on their heads.
My sci-fi thriller SUNDOWN was on the 2023 Black List.
My biopic JUMPMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHIGERU MIYAMOTO was a 2024 Nicholl semifinalist.
I won the AFF Pitch Comp once.
Hi 👋
I'm a (mostly) feature writer that specializes in turning genre tropes on their heads.
My sci-fi thriller SUNDOWN was on the 2023 Black List.
My biopic JUMPMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHIGERU MIYAMOTO was a 2024 Nicholl semifinalist.
I won the AFF Pitch Comp once.
Hi 👋
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Our Black Friday Holiday Event is LIVE! Steven Universe, Rare, Outer Wilds, and so much more restocked + on sale! bit.ly/iam8bit-blac...
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Our Black Friday Holiday Event is LIVE! Steven Universe, Rare, Outer Wilds, and so much more restocked + on sale! bit.ly/iam8bit-blac...
My kids struggling to survive in a Mad Max future because we saddled them with climate change only the War Boys are chasing them to collect their monthly payment plus interest because I also saddled them with a 50-year mortgage
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My kids struggling to survive in a Mad Max future because we saddled them with climate change only the War Boys are chasing them to collect their monthly payment plus interest because I also saddled them with a 50-year mortgage
Y'all heard of TDS? Trump Derangement Syndrome? It's when someone will go to any lengths to defend the actions of their godking.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Y'all heard of TDS? Trump Derangement Syndrome? It's when someone will go to any lengths to defend the actions of their godking.
Love Cade, insane stat line, amazing comeback, but 31 missed shots is ROUGH
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Love Cade, insane stat line, amazing comeback, but 31 missed shots is ROUGH
HEY MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE PROSECUTED THE AUTOCRAT WHO ORGANIZED A FAILED COUP JUST A THOUGHT
Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
HEY MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE PROSECUTED THE AUTOCRAT WHO ORGANIZED A FAILED COUP JUST A THOUGHT
Every event this guy shows up to seems like it was put on by the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Every event this guy shows up to seems like it was put on by the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
"Grand Theft Auto 6 Releases on All Consoles"
"Record Low Turnout Plagues Midterm Elections"
"Record Low Turnout Plagues Midterm Elections"
BREAKING: Rockstar has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI again, pushing the highly anticipated game from May to November 19, 2026. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026
The release date for the game had previously slipped to May 2026 from fall 2025
www.bloomberg.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Grand Theft Auto 6 Releases on All Consoles"
"Record Low Turnout Plagues Midterm Elections"
"Record Low Turnout Plagues Midterm Elections"
I hate having a script out in the world. What do you mean you haven't read it yet?
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I hate having a script out in the world. What do you mean you haven't read it yet?
Hey LA, turns out we can run mayoral candidates other than a real estate mogul and a career politician with the police union endorsement.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Hey LA, turns out we can run mayoral candidates other than a real estate mogul and a career politician with the police union endorsement.
Probably the strongest evidence yet of what's possible when Democrats run on an actual working class, actual populist platform, rather than as Nicer Republicans.
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Probably the strongest evidence yet of what's possible when Democrats run on an actual working class, actual populist platform, rather than as Nicer Republicans.
Gotta hurry up and get Dick Cheney in his grave so he can roll over in it
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Gotta hurry up and get Dick Cheney in his grave so he can roll over in it
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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Come mix and mingle with your friends + family at the iam8bit 20th Anniversary art show this weekend at Studio 8 in Downtown LA! https://bit.ly/iam8bit-20-artshow
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Come mix and mingle with your friends + family at the iam8bit 20th Anniversary art show this weekend at Studio 8 in Downtown LA! https://bit.ly/iam8bit-20-artshow
our entire economy is the speculative AI market and magic: the gathering cards
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
our entire economy is the speculative AI market and magic: the gathering cards
walked by this and saw Goldilocks winding up for a windmill dunk
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
walked by this and saw Goldilocks winding up for a windmill dunk
When I'm President, either working out or not working out will make you tired, but not both.
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When I'm President, either working out or not working out will make you tired, but not both.
Can't win your primary election to unseat an unpopular career politician? Skull issue.
Platner will never be a Senator but he can always be proud of his status as the first person to get Maine Charactered
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Can't win your primary election to unseat an unpopular career politician? Skull issue.
"And in weather this week, The Sun God has seen your carved gourd monuments to autumnal festivities and his wrath is mighty. May they rot in his fury, Angelinos."
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"And in weather this week, The Sun God has seen your carved gourd monuments to autumnal festivities and his wrath is mighty. May they rot in his fury, Angelinos."
I wish that everything sucking for everybody made me feel any better about everything sucking for me personally.
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I wish that everything sucking for everybody made me feel any better about everything sucking for me personally.
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We’re sharing this because everyone claimed Project 2025 wasn’t real, yet here we are. Trump has also been talking more openly about a third term, and Steve Bannon said there’s a group actively working on it turns out, there might be one.
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We’re sharing this because everyone claimed Project 2025 wasn’t real, yet here we are. Trump has also been talking more openly about a third term, and Steve Bannon said there’s a group actively working on it turns out, there might be one.
Has anyone seen my truck full of monkeys?
October 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Has anyone seen my truck full of monkeys?
New one for the streaming era:
I heard the fireworks for Freddie Freeman's walkoff home run IRL before I saw him hit it on TV.
I heard the fireworks for Freddie Freeman's walkoff home run IRL before I saw him hit it on TV.
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
New one for the streaming era:
I heard the fireworks for Freddie Freeman's walkoff home run IRL before I saw him hit it on TV.
I heard the fireworks for Freddie Freeman's walkoff home run IRL before I saw him hit it on TV.
I've always known that I have what it takes to make it. But what this skeet presupposes is, what if I don't.
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I've always known that I have what it takes to make it. But what this skeet presupposes is, what if I don't.
5yo was pretending to be a vampire on the phone with her grandma and insisted that she, like all vampires, was from "Pennsylvania."
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
5yo was pretending to be a vampire on the phone with her grandma and insisted that she, like all vampires, was from "Pennsylvania."