Tonight I went to dinner with a friend and a few bites into my food I found a hair so I quietly went over to someone who worked there and told them and they made me new food. Once again after a few bites I found ANOTHER hair. Super fucking gross.

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

For someone who isn’t even in office yet. The twice impeach incumbent sure seems hell bent on pissing everyone (other countries, large companies) the hell off. I am not looking forward to the next four years

Low key I was like “as an adult I should have an active passport” but high key there were a lot of contests to see Taylor Swift in Canada and I didn’t ever enter because I didn’t have an active passport

I’m starting to think way too many people were cheering for the Empire in Star Wars.

“Only I can fix it.”

Feeling a little over stimulated today because my son just won’t stop crying to the point he has a hoarse voice. We will be going to the dr for a checkup at 2:00 because I need to figure out what’s going on

My legacy from twitter 🤠

Here for the peace and to talk about Taylor Swift lol