Happy birthday Rick Wilson! Did you know you know that you share your special day with “The Witch of Wall St.”, Hetty Green? Consider yourself lucky since I’m sick over sharing my day with that flag humping bronzed up Magda look alike. Condolences will be accepted in June.

Happy 190th Birthday to Hetty Green, “The Witch of Wall St.”! She would have chewed up and spit out every last finance bro and would have done so without ever donning a stupid fleece vest.