David Hession
@hession.bsky.social
Does public defender things
The TX-OK region really has turned into the center of gravity for the NBA
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The TX-OK region really has turned into the center of gravity for the NBA
Sounds about like my day. Merry Christmas from one dad to another
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Sounds about like my day. Merry Christmas from one dad to another
Yea the uh font on that bottle is doing some work
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yea the uh font on that bottle is doing some work
I’ve seen a couple posts along these lines lately and honestly it’s just nice to know it’s not just me
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’ve seen a couple posts along these lines lately and honestly it’s just nice to know it’s not just me
I have to think this is the first step in these companies receiving huge amounts of government grants
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have to think this is the first step in these companies receiving huge amounts of government grants
I like the Beyonds and Impossibles so much more than my wife or kids and it’s really tragic for me.
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I like the Beyonds and Impossibles so much more than my wife or kids and it’s really tragic for me.
I’m weirdly surrounded by white male professionals in their 30s and 40s. I’m one myself. Doctors. Lawyers. The whole thing. We seem to be doing fine
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m weirdly surrounded by white male professionals in their 30s and 40s. I’m one myself. Doctors. Lawyers. The whole thing. We seem to be doing fine
And really you expect a whole pluri of them
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
And really you expect a whole pluri of them
Trader Joe’s erasure
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Trader Joe’s erasure
This is spectacular. Perfectly put
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is spectacular. Perfectly put
Not the most important point, but when did “kinetic strike” enter the vernacular and what the fuck does it mean? What is “kinetic” doing here?
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Not the most important point, but when did “kinetic strike” enter the vernacular and what the fuck does it mean? What is “kinetic” doing here?
Especially compared to how they sagged off Tyon. This might be the most interesting squad in recent memory
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Especially compared to how they sagged off Tyon. This might be the most interesting squad in recent memory
Felt like 3 or 4 different games in a trench coat. So many different lineup combos. I think this game solidified for me that our success will likely come down to ability to hit 3s. Don’t need 10+ a game but we gotta be able to hit 7-8 consistently to space the floor and open it up for the bigs.
December 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Felt like 3 or 4 different games in a trench coat. So many different lineup combos. I think this game solidified for me that our success will likely come down to ability to hit 3s. Don’t need 10+ a game but we gotta be able to hit 7-8 consistently to space the floor and open it up for the bigs.
An extremely weird game all around. Very hard to give it a coherent narrative
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
An extremely weird game all around. Very hard to give it a coherent narrative
His 30 Rock work is also A+
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
His 30 Rock work is also A+
My payment doubled!
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My payment doubled!
It’s a shtick. Bankman Fried admitted as much. Disheveled genius bullshit
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s a shtick. Bankman Fried admitted as much. Disheveled genius bullshit
His co conspirators name is Gator. We live in a fucking cartoon
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
His co conspirators name is Gator. We live in a fucking cartoon
Cursed that I understood the whole skeet. Kinda makes me want to reevaluate my whole life
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Cursed that I understood the whole skeet. Kinda makes me want to reevaluate my whole life
I think there’s one tweet about it but, otherwise, yes. And she subsequently praised him
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I think there’s one tweet about it but, otherwise, yes. And she subsequently praised him
A true game changer. Didn’t get a pair until I’d been wearing glasses for like 20 years and it was amazing
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A true game changer. Didn’t get a pair until I’d been wearing glasses for like 20 years and it was amazing