I know I can't be the first person to make this joke but needs must be said

Yeah like that's not even a puffer jacket full of beer that is a man *made out of beer* wearing a puffer jacket.

Just a nice li'l nappy-nap 🫠

This goes for anyone writing mid-19th cen and back. Godspeed 🫡

I need someone to pick me up by the shoulders and give me a good shake while yelling in my face, "YOU CAN DO OTHER THINGS WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE TOFU TO FINISH DRAINING; YOU CAN READ ONE OF THE 500 UNREAD BOOKS PILED UP ON YOUR DESK FFS."

I have the same flaw. The only people I've ever publicly gone apeshit on were either cyclists on sidewalks or drivers who speed through zebra crossings.

Back when The Simpsons premiered, we lived out in the boonies with nothing but rabbit ears that *barely* picked up Fox. But my dad insisted we watch it bc it would be "history in the making." So we watched the whole thing through static, unable to hear a word. Also my dad might be psychic.