I read this to my husband and he had to remind me that a few years ago he said this exact phrase to me and I short circuited. A slice?! It’s not pizza!!
Asked my bf if he had any gum and he responded, “Yeah, I think I have a slice or two in my bag.” This is a deranged thing to say, right???
January 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I read this to my husband and he had to remind me that a few years ago he said this exact phrase to me and I short circuited. A slice?! It’s not pizza!!
Getting back into sewing today with reattaching a button on these shorts.
January 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Getting back into sewing today with reattaching a button on these shorts.
Everyday I get closer and closer to starting a JFF…
January 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Everyday I get closer and closer to starting a JFF…
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
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Eve:
ok it’s apple time
November 14, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Eve:
Visiting my in-laws requires posing next to scenes that trigger my husbands childhood trauma.
November 13, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Visiting my in-laws requires posing next to scenes that trigger my husbands childhood trauma.
Coming back here more regularly so here’s me buying two cherry trees and Ziggy from last week.
November 13, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Coming back here more regularly so here’s me buying two cherry trees and Ziggy from last week.
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I hate that “going the way of the dodo” means going extinct… it should mean being kind and cute and interesting… as dodos doubtlessly were…
November 13, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I hate that “going the way of the dodo” means going extinct… it should mean being kind and cute and interesting… as dodos doubtlessly were…
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It is the first week of October and I feel my powers rising.
October 2, 2023 at 3:25 PM
It is the first week of October and I feel my powers rising.
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my body is not a temple it’s one of those penguin trash cans that says “use me”
October 1, 2023 at 1:25 PM
my body is not a temple it’s one of those penguin trash cans that says “use me”
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fire pit was a hit yet again!
October 1, 2023 at 5:12 AM
fire pit was a hit yet again!
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☺️☺️☺️☺️
September 27, 2023 at 10:52 PM
☺️☺️☺️☺️
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Had an itch to play SimCity 2013 and of course it crashes as I’m about to save and call it a night. This game will always be a half baked mess. 😑
September 13, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Had an itch to play SimCity 2013 and of course it crashes as I’m about to save and call it a night. This game will always be a half baked mess. 😑
I am so done with this job. I cannot wait for my last day on Friday. 😤
September 12, 2023 at 4:54 PM
I am so done with this job. I cannot wait for my last day on Friday. 😤
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We used to be a proper country.
July 6, 2023 at 10:09 PM
We used to be a proper country.
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so tomorrow is Monday huh
September 11, 2023 at 3:31 AM
so tomorrow is Monday huh
