Heronimus Jones
@heronimusjones.bsky.social
Failed experimental novelist. OG Google debunker. Confessed euhemerist. Team Sundaland.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Downtown Portland, OR had an energy I haven’t felt before. I’m no expert but I would believe there were easily 50k people in the streets. Almost unbelievably peaceful except for the few streamer-agitators. Even they were only (rightfully) mocked and taunted. #NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Downtown Portland, OR had an energy I haven’t felt before. I’m no expert but I would believe there were easily 50k people in the streets. Almost unbelievably peaceful except for the few streamer-agitators. Even they were only (rightfully) mocked and taunted. #NoKings
I just fucking can’t believe this half-assed Trump/sharpie/hurricane bullshit is the reality we live in.
September 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I just fucking can’t believe this half-assed Trump/sharpie/hurricane bullshit is the reality we live in.
Wouldn’t even need to change the colors — maybe add some black.
July 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Wouldn’t even need to change the colors — maybe add some black.
You weren’t expecting it.
July 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
You weren’t expecting it.
Shouldn’t the veterinary surgeon have just used scuba gear? Operating while holding your breath sounds like an unnecessary added level of difficulty.
July 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Shouldn’t the veterinary surgeon have just used scuba gear? Operating while holding your breath sounds like an unnecessary added level of difficulty.
I need to stock more marshmallows.
June 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I need to stock more marshmallows.
“Unsafe behavior detected. Authorities may be contacted.”
June 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“Unsafe behavior detected. Authorities may be contacted.”
Took this pic in Milwaukie, OR on 12/19/24. Could it be the same pair?
May 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Took this pic in Milwaukie, OR on 12/19/24. Could it be the same pair?
Still feels more prequels.
May 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Still feels more prequels.
I am one with the 4th, the 4th is with me. May the 4th be with you.
May 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I am one with the 4th, the 4th is with me. May the 4th be with you.
I’m a big fan of words and usually use an etymological dictionary to better understand the nuanced layers of meaning.
www.etymonline.com/word/felon
www.etymonline.com/word/felon
April 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m a big fan of words and usually use an etymological dictionary to better understand the nuanced layers of meaning.
www.etymonline.com/word/felon
www.etymonline.com/word/felon
They’re cryptids, my dude. The word you’re looking for is cryptid.
April 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
They’re cryptids, my dude. The word you’re looking for is cryptid.
We were late arrivals because my work meeting ran late. People were already leaving by the time we got there, but estimates put attendance at 300+. There were about 10 of us left when the media finally showed up. #Teslatakedown #Dayofaction
March 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We were late arrivals because my work meeting ran late. People were already leaving by the time we got there, but estimates put attendance at 300+. There were about 10 of us left when the media finally showed up. #Teslatakedown #Dayofaction
Felt like a conspiracy nut 🤪 when I posted this on fb four years ago. Now it just seems like foreshadowing after the Roman salutes they casually threw around this year.
February 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Felt like a conspiracy nut 🤪 when I posted this on fb four years ago. Now it just seems like foreshadowing after the Roman salutes they casually threw around this year.
Diversity, equity, and inclusion are discrimination - Big Brother Trump
February 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Diversity, equity, and inclusion are discrimination - Big Brother Trump