Heronimus Jones
@heronimusjones.bsky.social
Failed experimental novelist. OG Google debunker. Confessed euhemerist. Team Sundaland.
Sundaland, A Real Lost Atlantis?
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November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Team Sundaland.
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Archaeologists Found Ancient Tools That Contradict the Timeline of Civilization — Popular Mechanics
The math doesn’t add up.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Team Sundaland.
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I’m bothsides-ing this one.
look I realize this nerd has an obvious good use for the thing but OP please consider that I want to make the raddest fucking nativity scene
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m bothsides-ing this one.
As an American child living in Italy, I learned early that American diversity was our greatest strength and that America definitely did not do everything better than everyone else. This one hits hard.
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Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves — The Wall Street Journal
Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied
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November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
As an American child living in Italy, I learned early that American diversity was our greatest strength and that America definitely did not do everything better than everyone else. This one hits hard.
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‘If asked anything by outsiders, they would respond with, “I know nothing.”’
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November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
‘If asked anything by outsiders, they would respond with, “I know nothing.”’
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The video speaks for itself.
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The video speaks for itself.
They started by taking a chainsaw to the federal government.
Reporter: “Can the president tear down anything he wants without oversight? Could he demolish this building?”
Leavitt: “It's not the president who came up with that legal opinion himself. That's a legal opinion that's been held by the NCPC for many years.”
Leavitt: “It's not the president who came up with that legal opinion himself. That's a legal opinion that's been held by the NCPC for many years.”
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
They started by taking a chainsaw to the federal government.
Downtown Portland, OR had an energy I haven’t felt before. I’m no expert but I would believe there were easily 50k people in the streets. Almost unbelievably peaceful except for the few streamer-agitators. Even they were only (rightfully) mocked and taunted. #NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Downtown Portland, OR had an energy I haven’t felt before. I’m no expert but I would believe there were easily 50k people in the streets. Almost unbelievably peaceful except for the few streamer-agitators. Even they were only (rightfully) mocked and taunted. #NoKings
Using a classic rationalization normally reserved for rapists about racists is on brand for Trumpworld.
No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid," JD Vance. We checked.
By scanning public records and media reports, Mother Jones determined the ages of eight of the 11 participants in the abhorrent leaked texts from young Republicans that Politico covered on Tuesday: They appear to range from 24 to 35.
By scanning public records and media reports, Mother Jones determined the ages of eight of the 11 participants in the abhorrent leaked texts from young Republicans that Politico covered on Tuesday: They appear to range from 24 to 35.
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Using a classic rationalization normally reserved for rapists about racists is on brand for Trumpworld.
No vehicle was entering or leaving the facility. He broke no laws. His speech was Constitutionally protected. They grabbed him because their feels were hurt.
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Roadsteamer Detained by ICE in Portland!
YouTube video by Robby Roadsteamer
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October 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
No vehicle was entering or leaving the facility. He broke no laws. His speech was Constitutionally protected. They grabbed him because their feels were hurt.
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ICE agents involved were very obviously handpicked and trained by Kristi Noem.
October 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
ICE agents involved were very obviously handpicked and trained by Kristi Noem.
Surprised I haven’t heard Alex Jones rage, “They’re turning the frogs gay!”
ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
October 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Surprised I haven’t heard Alex Jones rage, “They’re turning the frogs gay!”
Sometimes Portland is my absolute fucking favorite place in the entire world. Fascist feds sending more troops here? We respond by riding our bikes past with our titties and dicks out.
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‘Emergency’ World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland
The announcement comes in response to Trump's "militarization of our city."
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October 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sometimes Portland is my absolute fucking favorite place in the entire world. Fascist feds sending more troops here? We respond by riding our bikes past with our titties and dicks out.
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“Christianity is under attack,” they cry as they shoot a peacefully protesting reverend in the head with a pepper ball.
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“Christianity is under attack,” they cry as they shoot a peacefully protesting reverend in the head with a pepper ball.
By royal decree, it is so.
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If You're Watching This, The Government Thinks You're a Terrorist
YouTube video by Combat Veteran News
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October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
By royal decree, it is so.
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Feds trying to start shit. They’re the only one’s “war-ravaging” Portland. Rest of the place is chill af and the only other smoke in the city smells like skunk.
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Federal officers escalate tactics against ICE protesters in Portland
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October 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Feds trying to start shit. They’re the only one’s “war-ravaging” Portland. Rest of the place is chill af and the only other smoke in the city smells like skunk.
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Needed some positive news today. This will do nicely.
October 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Needed some positive news today. This will do nicely.
Note to self: add to protest playlist.
The great Tom Petty, gone eight years ago today.
Of “I Won’t Back Down”, he said: more fans connected to the song “than anything I ever wrote. I've had so many people tell me that it helped them. .. I'm still amazed about the power a little three-minute song has.” 🙏🏼
#RIP
Of “I Won’t Back Down”, he said: more fans connected to the song “than anything I ever wrote. I've had so many people tell me that it helped them. .. I'm still amazed about the power a little three-minute song has.” 🙏🏼
#RIP
October 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Note to self: add to protest playlist.
The 4th Amendment? Naaah. They only care about the 2nd.
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Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated' — Chicago Sun-Times
The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.
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October 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The 4th Amendment? Naaah. They only care about the 2nd.
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Putin has taught us so much.
Just believe anything 😂 Reminds me of a time Russians planted the "Sims" game, instead of the SIM chips that were intended. Lost in translation
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Putin has taught us so much.
You know it’s going to be another weird day when it starts with a shooter who wrote anti-ICE messages on bullets he used to shoot people detained by ICE.
This fucking timeline sucks.
This fucking timeline sucks.
September 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
You know it’s going to be another weird day when it starts with a shooter who wrote anti-ICE messages on bullets he used to shoot people detained by ICE.
This fucking timeline sucks.
This fucking timeline sucks.
Has it happened? Are they gone yet? I’m a little giddy thinking about how MAGA is going to lose a lot of votes in this rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Has it happened? Are they gone yet? I’m a little giddy thinking about how MAGA is going to lose a lot of votes in this rapture.
Easy to see why the Trump cult worships a god that raptures people.
‘from Latin raptus "a carrying off, abduction, snatching away; rape"’
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‘from Latin raptus "a carrying off, abduction, snatching away; rape"’
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Rapture - Etymology, Origin & Meaning
Originating c.1600 from Latin raptus via Medieval Latin raptura and French rapture, the word means both "act of carrying off" and "to enrapture or delight."
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September 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Easy to see why the Trump cult worships a god that raptures people.
‘from Latin raptus "a carrying off, abduction, snatching away; rape"’
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‘from Latin raptus "a carrying off, abduction, snatching away; rape"’
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So these doctors have just been injecting us with Tylenol and pretending it’s a vaccine? Fucking amazing anyone still believes his shit.
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Trump previews ‘amazing’ autism announcement Monday | CNN
President Donald Trump’s speech at Charlie Kirk’s memorial service on Sunday took a detour into previewing an announcement he plans to make from the Oval Office on Monday about autism.
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September 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
So these doctors have just been injecting us with Tylenol and pretending it’s a vaccine? Fucking amazing anyone still believes his shit.
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