Kid Monster
@hermanngottlieb.bsky.social
30 | the Vampire Valedictorian 🦇🧛🏻♀️🫀💋 | Alan Wake's #1 fan 🔦🪫📖☕ | Armand aficionado 🩸💉🧓🏼📼 | No Mary, all Madonna 📿🙏🏻⛪🦷 | same handle on the formerly-named bird app | NSFW posts warning, no followers below 21 | cross posts from 🐦 so you'll see double, hehe
Has anyone drawn Gelphie NSFW fanart with Elphaba eating Glinda out underneath one of her big poofy dresses, asking for a friend.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Has anyone drawn Gelphie NSFW fanart with Elphaba eating Glinda out underneath one of her big poofy dresses, asking for a friend.
Five minutes in to playing Dispatch.
a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Five minutes in to playing Dispatch.
Someone, and I won't name any names, is enjoying the heated clothes horse.
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Someone, and I won't name any names, is enjoying the heated clothes horse.
I am so severely bisexual, oh sweet mercy. #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleCampaign4
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am so severely bisexual, oh sweet mercy. #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleCampaign4
My girlfriend told her counsellor (an upper middle-aged Irish woman) about our relationship with our boyfriend today and how we all live together and she went "good for you!!!", delightful.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My girlfriend told her counsellor (an upper middle-aged Irish woman) about our relationship with our boyfriend today and how we all live together and she went "good for you!!!", delightful.
Finished Bloodlines 2, now I'm catching up with CR4 whilst I play PowerWash Simulator 2, having a wild Friday night 🤙🏻
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Finished Bloodlines 2, now I'm catching up with CR4 whilst I play PowerWash Simulator 2, having a wild Friday night 🤙🏻
Tag yourself, I'm a Difficult Elevator.
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tag yourself, I'm a Difficult Elevator.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you say anything about my frizzy grey hair, you're home of phobic. 💜💙🩷
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If you say anything about my frizzy grey hair, you're home of phobic. 💜💙🩷
YEAH, I GOT THAT RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ
BODY MOVIN' WITH A HISS HISS HISS HISS HISS
LOVE THE WAY YOU SAYIN' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
BODY MOVIN' WITH A HISS HISS HISS HISS HISS
LOVE THE WAY YOU SAYIN' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
a man in a blue shirt is dancing in front of a sign that says " i love you "
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is dancing in front of a sign that says " i love you "
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
YEAH, I GOT THAT RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ
BODY MOVIN' WITH A HISS HISS HISS HISS HISS
LOVE THE WAY YOU SAYIN' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
BODY MOVIN' WITH A HISS HISS HISS HISS HISS
LOVE THE WAY YOU SAYIN' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Layla is the most talkative cat I have ever met, I love her so much, my little Chatty Cat-hy.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Layla is the most talkative cat I have ever met, I love her so much, my little Chatty Cat-hy.
Overcompensating gives me such bad second-hand embarrassment, but I have giggled several times.
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Overcompensating gives me such bad second-hand embarrassment, but I have giggled several times.
@ my friends from Seattle, how accurate is the game so far?
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
@ my friends from Seattle, how accurate is the game so far?
An advertisement targeted directly towards the girls who can't or won't leave their Andrew Tate loving boyfriends.
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
An advertisement targeted directly towards the girls who can't or won't leave their Andrew Tate loving boyfriends.
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 playthrough thread 🧛🏻♀️🩸🔥
Meet my Phyre ♥️
Meet my Phyre ♥️
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 playthrough thread 🧛🏻♀️🩸🔥
Meet my Phyre ♥️
Meet my Phyre ♥️
We just saw the Reze Arc film.
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We just saw the Reze Arc film.
My girl, my girl, my girl, myyyyyy girllllll 💙💜
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My girl, my girl, my girl, myyyyyy girllllll 💙💜
My girlfriend, everyone.
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My girlfriend, everyone.
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 1
We saw a double rainbow on the way here 🌈🌈!
The grounds of the cottage are stunning, and it is pissing down 🌧️
We saw a double rainbow on the way here 🌈🌈!
The grounds of the cottage are stunning, and it is pissing down 🌧️
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 1
We saw a double rainbow on the way here 🌈🌈!
The grounds of the cottage are stunning, and it is pissing down 🌧️
We saw a double rainbow on the way here 🌈🌈!
The grounds of the cottage are stunning, and it is pissing down 🌧️
Reposted by Kid Monster
Open Up, Occtis... 🩻 😱
Ready for Halloween hijinks? Our adventure in Aramán continues as our suddenly silenced necromancer finds himself surrounded - #CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 4 begins RIGHT NOW!
TAKE A SEAT AT OUR TABLE ⬇️
Beacon.tv
YouTube.com/CriticalRole
Twitch.tv/CriticalRole
Ready for Halloween hijinks? Our adventure in Aramán continues as our suddenly silenced necromancer finds himself surrounded - #CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 4 begins RIGHT NOW!
TAKE A SEAT AT OUR TABLE ⬇️
Beacon.tv
YouTube.com/CriticalRole
Twitch.tv/CriticalRole
October 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Open Up, Occtis... 🩻 😱
Ready for Halloween hijinks? Our adventure in Aramán continues as our suddenly silenced necromancer finds himself surrounded - #CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 4 begins RIGHT NOW!
TAKE A SEAT AT OUR TABLE ⬇️
Beacon.tv
YouTube.com/CriticalRole
Twitch.tv/CriticalRole
Ready for Halloween hijinks? Our adventure in Aramán continues as our suddenly silenced necromancer finds himself surrounded - #CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 4 begins RIGHT NOW!
TAKE A SEAT AT OUR TABLE ⬇️
Beacon.tv
YouTube.com/CriticalRole
Twitch.tv/CriticalRole
I'm so sorry to Mighty Nein and Bells Hells stans but I think I might be attached to this new collection of characters as a whole more than I was attached to those two groups already.
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm so sorry to Mighty Nein and Bells Hells stans but I think I might be attached to this new collection of characters as a whole more than I was attached to those two groups already.
I'm a little 🍃 and I'm doing a repetitive task (cutting out the sewing patterns for my Lost Boys cosplay) whilst I watch @deadmeatjames.bsky.social videos, I am having a fabulous evening and I hope you are too. 💙
October 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm a little 🍃 and I'm doing a repetitive task (cutting out the sewing patterns for my Lost Boys cosplay) whilst I watch @deadmeatjames.bsky.social videos, I am having a fabulous evening and I hope you are too. 💙
Me, loudly in the middle of The Range: "Trans lights!"
(Yes, I am in this picture.)
(Yes, I am in this picture.)
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Me, loudly in the middle of The Range: "Trans lights!"
(Yes, I am in this picture.)
(Yes, I am in this picture.)