Kid Monster
@hermanngottlieb.bsky.social
30 | the Vampire Valedictorian 🦇🧛🏻♀️🫀💋 | Alan Wake's #1 fan 🔦🪫📖☕ | Armand aficionado 🩸💉🧓🏼📼 | No Mary, all Madonna 📿🙏🏻⛪🦷 | same handle on the formerly-named bird app | NSFW posts warning, no followers below 21 | cross posts from 🐦 so you'll see double, hehe
Someone, and I won't name any names, is enjoying the heated clothes horse.
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Someone, and I won't name any names, is enjoying the heated clothes horse.
I am so severely bisexual, oh sweet mercy. #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleCampaign4
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am so severely bisexual, oh sweet mercy. #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleCampaign4
Tag yourself, I'm a Difficult Elevator.
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tag yourself, I'm a Difficult Elevator.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My Phyre serving face.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My Phyre serving face.
If you say anything about my frizzy grey hair, you're home of phobic. 💜💙🩷
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If you say anything about my frizzy grey hair, you're home of phobic. 💜💙🩷
Hailee having a top that says "cowboy cushions" over her tits, I'm obsessed.
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hailee having a top that says "cowboy cushions" over her tits, I'm obsessed.
Phyre's like the FUCK did you call me
(he's been seducing and draining civilians of all genders)
(he's been seducing and draining civilians of all genders)
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Phyre's like the FUCK did you call me
(he's been seducing and draining civilians of all genders)
(he's been seducing and draining civilians of all genders)
I have absolutely nothing appropriate to say.
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I have absolutely nothing appropriate to say.
I laughed out loud, I'm sorry.
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I laughed out loud, I'm sorry.
@ my friends from Seattle, how accurate is the game so far?
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
@ my friends from Seattle, how accurate is the game so far?
Husband mention 😻
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Husband mention 😻
Tag yourself, are you a goblin, ghoul, beast, wolf, simp, sub or cuck.
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Tag yourself, are you a goblin, ghoul, beast, wolf, simp, sub or cuck.
An advertisement targeted directly towards the girls who can't or won't leave their Andrew Tate loving boyfriends.
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
An advertisement targeted directly towards the girls who can't or won't leave their Andrew Tate loving boyfriends.
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 playthrough thread 🧛🏻♀️🩸🔥
Meet my Phyre ♥️
Meet my Phyre ♥️
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 playthrough thread 🧛🏻♀️🩸🔥
Meet my Phyre ♥️
Meet my Phyre ♥️
We just saw the Reze Arc film.
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We just saw the Reze Arc film.
My girl, my girl, my girl, myyyyyy girllllll 💙💜
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My girl, my girl, my girl, myyyyyy girllllll 💙💜
My girlfriend, everyone.
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My girlfriend, everyone.
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 7
The place we went for lunch was beautiful! It was a little village and the food we had was delicious. We didn't stop in at the other places but they had a spa, a little 22 seat theatre, a few places to each and some little boutiques and more!
The place we went for lunch was beautiful! It was a little village and the food we had was delicious. We didn't stop in at the other places but they had a spa, a little 22 seat theatre, a few places to each and some little boutiques and more!
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 7
The place we went for lunch was beautiful! It was a little village and the food we had was delicious. We didn't stop in at the other places but they had a spa, a little 22 seat theatre, a few places to each and some little boutiques and more!
The place we went for lunch was beautiful! It was a little village and the food we had was delicious. We didn't stop in at the other places but they had a spa, a little 22 seat theatre, a few places to each and some little boutiques and more!
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 6
Stuff and things and some blood bag drinks. 🩸🧛🏻♀️
Stuff and things and some blood bag drinks. 🩸🧛🏻♀️
October 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 6
Stuff and things and some blood bag drinks. 🩸🧛🏻♀️
Stuff and things and some blood bag drinks. 🩸🧛🏻♀️
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 5
I want to live here forever.
I want to live here forever.
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 5
I want to live here forever.
I want to live here forever.
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 4
I found this on a shelf, bookmarked.
Look at what fucking page, it was like they KNEW
I found this on a shelf, bookmarked.
Look at what fucking page, it was like they KNEW
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 4
I found this on a shelf, bookmarked.
Look at what fucking page, it was like they KNEW
I found this on a shelf, bookmarked.
Look at what fucking page, it was like they KNEW
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 3
Miles better in person than on the listing. It's gorgeous.
Miles better in person than on the listing. It's gorgeous.
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 3
Miles better in person than on the listing. It's gorgeous.
Miles better in person than on the listing. It's gorgeous.
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 2
This place is fucking stunning.
This place is fucking stunning.
October 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Shan's Vampy 30th getaway part 2
This place is fucking stunning.
This place is fucking stunning.