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Turd Ferguson
@hermando.bsky.social
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They call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain.
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Fuck yeah best $cough.69 I’ve spent this month

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A hand painted blue warhammer 40k character, I think maybe a space marine, I have no idea but he’s got a gun and a sword and is bitchin. He also is standing behind a little fake plant. I think his backpack might also fly?
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Oh he is mad as hell
A large golden retriever sitting on a blue and white outdoor rug on a deck that desperately needs refinished. He’s wearing a small buffalo plaid hat with faux fur on his head and a way too large buffalo check flannel coat with shearling lining. He is fucking furious.
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Dennis is a lumberjack and so fucking furious at me @darthbluesky.bsky.social
A large golden retriever sitting on a blue and white outdoor rug on a deck that desperately needs refinished. He’s wearing a small buffalo plaid hat with faux fur on his head and a way too large buffalo check flannel coat with shearling lining. He is fucking FURIOUS.
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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And Maggie you could have the chance of petting Dennis at one of the many dog parks!
A giant golden retriever sleeping on his back with his teefs showing on an old fake leather couch that really needs replaced but have you ever been couch shopping it’s impossible
September 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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He was cookin with this one tho
Pres Lincoln wearing his stovepipe hat with a badly shaped “I BE THINKIN” on it
August 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Tweet text: me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much
August 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Mack-elangelo the night before he crossed the rainbow bridge
The most handsomest perfectest biggest golden retriever that ever was wearing a ninja turtles costume of Michelangelo. His name was Mack and I miss him dearly.
June 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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:clears throat:
Mack-elangelo
The handsomest bestest light colored white faced golden retriever you’ve ever seen is wearing a slightly too small teenage mutant ninja turtles costume with a giant turtle shell back pack. He’s also got a turtle styled skull cap on hiding his ears. The bands are orange signifying it’s the TMNT Michelangelo outfit. The dogs name is Mack. Get it. He’s holding a glow in the dark rubber ball in his mouth and standing in a turf green backyard. He’s just happy to be here.
June 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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It’s the freakin weekend!
Dril tweet : its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911
May 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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It’s Mack’s 10th Birthday. He’s gotten numerous pup cups and treats and (unseasoned) sirloin for dinner. Everyone say Happy Birthday, Mack!
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A picture of four golden retrievers sitting in a kitchen that has orange-brownish linoleum from the 70’s that badly needs to be replaced and hopefully will be this summer. They are spread out and all wearing makeshift Happy Birthday hats. Mack is by the stove and is a light golden and he’s wearing a black bandana. He’s the handsomest bestest boy in the whole world. In front of him is a giant green stuffy of a Stanley cup. To the back left is his nephew Dennis who is standing and is also a light golden color. He’s OK. More to yhe immediate left are two smaller darker golden retrievers named Sumi Lou and Ophelia. They are great dogs and affectionately known as the Stinkies. Mack and I lived with them when they were little puppies so we call him Mack Mom because he loves them and mothered them. Unfortauntely, Mack has a brain tumor and this will probably be his last birthday so we’re doing it extra special for him.
May 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Is #treeSky a thing? Can anyone help me identify this tree? It’s located in mid-central Minnesota near a lake if that helps. Thanks in advance!
Four+ narrow tree trunks that are coming from same source. The bark is thickish and is somewhat moss covered. The tree is in north-central Minnesota near a lake. I am trying to determine the variety. A brightish green heart shaped leaf with serrated edges and veins(?) branching out from the center line. Variety undetermined. A smiling, wet golden retriever sitting amongst trees on a hillside.
May 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social I just got free fries in my bag at McDonald’s can you believe it also my dog went to work with my buddy yesterday and guess what he did some science
An extremely handsome perfect golden retriever with a whitened face sits underneath a white science table that has a monitor and a microscope on it. He’s wearing a black bandana and is smiling. He helped a lot doing research.
May 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Mack would like to offer you his baby to see if that helps.
A white face golden retriever wearing a red banana holding a green/purple octopus chew toy in his mouth. He’s very handsome. The background is a very messy living room with sorted laundry on the coffee table.
April 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I found out my perfect, sweet, handsome, once-in-a-lifetime pup has a brain tumor and I’m really sad and I hope I’ve given him a good life
The most handsomest perfect golden retriever that’s ever existed he’s got a light yellow coat with a whitening face and a small. He’s wearing a red bandana.
March 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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@edsbs.bsky.social hell yeah Spencer way to show out
A picture of a large man with a beard and long hair and glasses that is definitely Spencer hall sitting ring side at a professional wrestling match holding a sign that says “pro science pro choice pro wrestling”
March 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
A picture taken of a tv screen of a paused YouTube video where there is a white KEI truck with a black trailer attached and on the trailer is a yellow mini excavator. The truck /trailer is on a gravel road with some leaveless pine trees behind it. The tv sceeen has yellowish ambient lighting around it that syncs with the picture on the screen. The Phillips hue system it’s pretty cool.
January 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Whoa you guys my dog has suddenly grown to an incredible length does anybody have any experience with this??
The head of the best most handsome golden retriever you have ever heard of is peeking out from a blue blanket on a brown faux leather couch and the rear end of what is definitely NOT a different golden retriever is peeking out the back of the blanket making it appear the dog is very long. The couch has some peeling at the edges and really should be replaced because the arm rests are broken but shopping for a couch is very tough and expensive.
January 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I almost exclusively listen to Florence and Bastille when I’m working late or having a bad day at work. Probably nothing to read into there!
A picture of my Spotify wrapped list my top 5 artists in order are Florence and the Machine, IDLES, Sturgill Simpson, Bastille, Billy Strings. Top 5 songs in order “Burning down the house (paramore cover), “mint tea” - sturgill Simpson, “ship to wreck” - FatM, “June” - FatM, “Bob” - Drive by Truckers. honestly Bob is the only surprise as I’ve never once searched it out to play it, Spotify had just decided that’s the song I want to hear after whatever blue grass/alt country album I’m listening to ends. It’s not even that good of a song??
December 4, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Some additional Buddy (Wishbone) and bonus Daisy pictures
Buddy the dog, a border collie mix with some brown on his face sleeping half on his back and half on his side. He is on a spacious couch. He looks very content. Buddy the dog, a border collie mix pup, resting his head on his foster sister Daisy, a brown boxer pup sleeping very contently on a coach. They are super adorable and both perfect dogs.
November 22, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social I need you to see the stray (is chipped but dumped by owners) my buddy took in after he came up to them while on a walk with their dogs they call him Buddy but it should be Wishbone if anybody in the Nashville area wants a perfect dog
A border collie(?)mix dog with a half balck and white face one of his ears is folded over his other ear is straight up he is a perfect dog named Buddy. His fur is short and shiny. The inside of his up ear is brown and he’s just so handsome.
November 21, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Hello
A badly edited photo of the engagement bait photo prompt asking for people to like their post and they’ll post a favorite movie or book or whatever. Mine says “get to know my dogs for every like I will post one dog I love”. I only have two dogs and I like one much more than the other. I meant to edit out the “I love” portion but I missed it and couldn’t be bothered.
November 21, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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@edsbs.bsky.social Hi Spencer hope you’re doing well just fulfilling my legal obligation to let you know I’m rewatching Justified and just got to the episode of Raylen getting tuned up in his Florida gators tshirt have a good evening
A still shot from Justified, Season 1 episode 9 “no hat”, of main character Deputy Marshall Raylen Givens (played by Timothy Olyphant) where his mouth is bloodied because he’s getting beat up on top of a pallet outside of a bar after he called two guys assholes. He’s wearing a throwback Florida gators tshirt that’s prominently displayed even though his only connection to the school is having lived in Florida, even though he lived in Miami.
November 13, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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This is my Mac(k) (R) and Dennis (L) !
Two large handsome goodest boy golden retrievers in a tug of war stalemate over a piece of a destroyed toy. They are standing on a grey deck that frankly needs some leaves blown off of it and a new coat of paint in the spring. Their names are Mack and Dennis. Dennis is on the left, Mack on the right. Mack is the better of the two dogs, just fyi.
November 7, 2024 at 2:38 PM