Turd Ferguson
@hermando.bsky.social
They call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain.
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Welcome to Copilot Chat, My Ass (I Won’t Welcome to Copilot Chat)
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Welcome to Copilot Chat, My Ass (I Won’t Welcome to Copilot Chat)
Dennis is a lumberjack and so fucking furious at me @darthbluesky.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Dennis is a lumberjack and so fucking furious at me @darthbluesky.bsky.social
So did Australia already get raptured? How does this work?
September 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So did Australia already get raptured? How does this work?
The Cracker Barrel logo sucks ass imagine having to pretend to be upset they wanted to change it.
August 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The Cracker Barrel logo sucks ass imagine having to pretend to be upset they wanted to change it.
Somebody just drove down the street honking like crazy. Got my hopes up it meant it happened.
August 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Somebody just drove down the street honking like crazy. Got my hopes up it meant it happened.
I know I’m not breaking new ground here but goddamn, A Sailor’s Guide to Earth” is so fucking beautiful, man.
August 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know I’m not breaking new ground here but goddamn, A Sailor’s Guide to Earth” is so fucking beautiful, man.
Can someone help me find that tweet that’s like “ceo of slop company : within 5 years we expect everyone to be eating slop” please my family is dying
August 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can someone help me find that tweet that’s like “ceo of slop company : within 5 years we expect everyone to be eating slop” please my family is dying
Cardi said “gloryhole…bitches don’t know who they fucking with” and I FELT that
August 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Cardi said “gloryhole…bitches don’t know who they fucking with” and I FELT that
Is it Jared
Dedicated volunteer exposes “single largest self-promotion operation in Wikipedia’s history”
Dedicated volunteer exposes “single largest self-promotion operation in Wikipedia’s history”
Ten years of work to boost one man’s reputation.
arstechnica.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Is it Jared
@edzitron.com AUUURRRGGGGEEEHHHEHEHEHE
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman told CNBC that artificial general intelligence is “not a super useful term.”
Sam Altman now says AGI, or human-level AI, is 'not a super useful term’ — and he's not alone
Computer science experts say it's better to focus on the more specialized use cases of AI.
cnb.cx
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@edzitron.com AUUURRRGGGGEEEHHHEHEHEHE
@ gork is this real
August 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@ gork is this real
Lots of people watch maker videos and get jealous at the tools and facilities but not me. I get jealous that they aren’t drenched in sweat after making one cut on the table saw.
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lots of people watch maker videos and get jealous at the tools and facilities but not me. I get jealous that they aren’t drenched in sweat after making one cut on the table saw.
It’s never people telling the moderates to suck it up and vote for a candidate who doesn’t check all their boxes weird how that works
July 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s never people telling the moderates to suck it up and vote for a candidate who doesn’t check all their boxes weird how that works
The worst people are winning and it sucks!
July 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The worst people are winning and it sucks!
#ADONIS GANG GANG @cait.bsky.social
Alexandria and surrounding area friends! Is there not enough preciouses in your life? Meet Gollum! I can tell you that ear infections are the easiest things in the world to deal with in cats. Kuro gets them all the time. And nothing is funnier than a cat bumping into stuff, trust me on that.
June 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
#ADONIS GANG GANG @cait.bsky.social
If all of my followers gave me $40 I could buy a really neat ice fishing house/camper. I’d even let you all try and make plans to come stay with me but then end up being busy that weekend, sorry. How ‘bout it gang?
June 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If all of my followers gave me $40 I could buy a really neat ice fishing house/camper. I’d even let you all try and make plans to come stay with me but then end up being busy that weekend, sorry. How ‘bout it gang?
June 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Somebody on the neighbors app(I know I know) posting asking what’s going on with the police in the area.
Oh, to be that oblivious to the goings ons of the world!
Oh, to be that oblivious to the goings ons of the world!
June 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Somebody on the neighbors app(I know I know) posting asking what’s going on with the police in the area.
Oh, to be that oblivious to the goings ons of the world!
Oh, to be that oblivious to the goings ons of the world!
@schumer.senate.gov
“Both the nonpartisan Government Accountability Office and the Senate parliamentarian ruled that the EPA waiver was not a rule and that the CRA could not be used. But Senate Majority Leader John Thune used the procedure anyway, and the measure passed 51-46.”
“Both the nonpartisan Government Accountability Office and the Senate parliamentarian ruled that the EPA waiver was not a rule and that the CRA could not be used. But Senate Majority Leader John Thune used the procedure anyway, and the measure passed 51-46.”
Trump signs law repealing tailpipe emission standards affecting 18 states including Minnesota minnesotareformer.com/2025/06/12/r...
Trump signs law repealing tailpipe emission standards affecting 18 states • Minnesota Reformer
President Donald Trump signed a Congressional Review Act resolution Thursday that revokes California’s authority to set tailpipe emissions standards, upending policy in California and 17 other states ...
minnesotareformer.com
June 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@schumer.senate.gov
“Both the nonpartisan Government Accountability Office and the Senate parliamentarian ruled that the EPA waiver was not a rule and that the CRA could not be used. But Senate Majority Leader John Thune used the procedure anyway, and the measure passed 51-46.”
“Both the nonpartisan Government Accountability Office and the Senate parliamentarian ruled that the EPA waiver was not a rule and that the CRA could not be used. But Senate Majority Leader John Thune used the procedure anyway, and the measure passed 51-46.”
The person in charge of licensing real estate appraisers for SD got fired after Noem’s daughter failed the test.
Kristi Noem calls Los Angeles a “city of criminals”
“They are not city of immigrants, they are a city of criminals”
“They are not city of immigrants, they are a city of criminals”
June 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The person in charge of licensing real estate appraisers for SD got fired after Noem’s daughter failed the test.
:clears throat:
Mack-elangelo
Mack-elangelo
June 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
:clears throat:
Mack-elangelo
Mack-elangelo
. @pfrazee.com can you make a filter for all these AI trump chickens thank you for the attention to the matter
May 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
. @pfrazee.com can you make a filter for all these AI trump chickens thank you for the attention to the matter
It’s the freakin weekend!
May 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It’s the freakin weekend!
It’s Mack’s 10th Birthday. He’s gotten numerous pup cups and treats and (unseasoned) sirloin for dinner. Everyone say Happy Birthday, Mack!
@darthbluesky.bsky.social @pfrazee.com
@darthbluesky.bsky.social @pfrazee.com
May 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It’s Mack’s 10th Birthday. He’s gotten numerous pup cups and treats and (unseasoned) sirloin for dinner. Everyone say Happy Birthday, Mack!
@darthbluesky.bsky.social @pfrazee.com
@darthbluesky.bsky.social @pfrazee.com