TheJuanWhoKnocks
heresjohnny2897.bsky.social
TheJuanWhoKnocks
@heresjohnny2897.bsky.social
Tiktok refugee
Sometimes I can only look at someone like this after hearing the absolute stupidest opinion of all time.
January 19, 2026 at 1:02 AM
If we could find a way to get a renewable fuel source from the dipshits of the world I wouldn’t have to pay $89.95 for half a tank of gas.
January 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Next time someone makes the mistake of fucking with me I’ll use my fushigi skills on their nuts to give them xtreme testicular torsion.
January 19, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Sometimes in life just say what comes to your mind and worry about what you actually mean later.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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we’re getting reports that an unprecedented turn of events will make itself known in the not too distant future
November 15, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Spiting my beans
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The newest thing that I just found and pissed me off beyond belief is an account on here that posts nothing but AI generated videos of naked ladies.
Like you lazy mother fucker get up off your ass, pick up a camera, and start an OnlyFans with your wife (who is on your profile pic) you numbnuts.
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Things I need in my life:
1. a bad bitch
2. Honda civic
3. lithium
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Least insane reaction to finding out the worst person you know is still kicking
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sunfish my beloved 🥹
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Idk what emotion this represents but I’m feeling it
August 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
August 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A nurse shark takes a leisurely stroll through Coral City against a backdrop of thriving staghorn, elkhorn, brain, finger, and star corals #nurseshark #sharksofcoralcity #shark #leisurelystroll #elkhorn #staghorn #braincoral #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
May 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Recession Forecasts Jump After Herds Of Panicked Economists Start Running Off Cliffs theonion.com/recessi...
May 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Gonna put my foot up trumps ass if he doesn’t stop with this “deportation” nonsense
May 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
May 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Thanks for the reminder, Gazlowe

(Audio is from a clip by Northernlion)
May 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This Laughing Falcon was quietly hunting snakes in the forest near my house this afternoon. At @casabentbill.bsky.social

#costarica #birds #nature
May 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Fuck this lil white boy sitting next to me at lunch
April 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“Ooga booga” - monkey
April 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM