My mom was very crunchy about birth. We were all born at home, and when my sister was born she had the midwife show me books and videos and stuff about the miracle of birth. As such, from age three I was like, hahahaha FUCK no, I'm not doing that, that's TERRIBLE.

Disagreeee! Culver City is lowkey great! Very walkable and with a ton of little eateries. They've got hella ramen, which is always a plus, too. I recommend Mensho.

Oh ew. Absolutely not.

Phones, post-lockdown impunity, yes. But the way people speed up when I'm in a crosswalk makes me feel like it's definitely a social contract issue. Feels like people simply resent having to consider other humans at this point.

I keep seeing terrifying videos of people using deep fryers and I just feel like we don't need to be eating so much fried food we have one of those in our homes. Oil is expensive! Burning down your house is a bad idea! Just go to KFC!

I don't understand how anyone gets good at this without breaking their neck

I normally just let things go but I saw someone else had a nearly identical experience and was like, okay, I feel like people need to know this broad cannot do a curly cut to save her life.

We keep it way cooler than that, but the difference between 66 and 68 is huge, too. 66, comfortable sleep. 68, wake up drenched in sweat.

Reading this made me realize if I ever learned how lactation worked, I certainly did not retain it. Even babies do it sometimes!

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Tiddie milk is such a horrible way of phrasing that 😆😆😆😭😭😭 I feel like I'd wear an undershirt if this were a possibility. But what do I know? I'm not the vice president of the United States 🫠

I did wonder about the wording. 😆 Reminds me of when I asked a friend what a blow job was in 6th grade and she responded "It's when one sucks another one's dick." Very dignified.

Oh dear

He looks like he needs approximately 47 besos on that big ol' snoot