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Samara
@herduckess.bsky.social
Matriarch to a proud line of budgies. Caffeinated corporate hamster. Three Arrows.

I don’t post often but you can expect stuff like: gardening, nature, city cats, tech projects and shitposts.

MBCS | she/her
How about he strengthens rule of law and stops being a Kremlin buffoon if he wants to be less vulnerable to Russia?
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I think it should be “The Offal Office”
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I guess the corollary to “any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” is “any sufficiently dumb society is indistinguishable from parody”
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If we just stopped our demands like right before “right to exist”, we could’ve had a bipartisan agreement but noo, us far left trans extremists went too far, too fast and scared people by uh, [checks notes], breathing.

We ruined gay marriage and abortions with our outrageous demand to exist. /S
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Does MAGA wear diapers and go to kindergarten too? They’re leaning hard into the entitled brats image
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Peak intellectual discourse right here gentlefolk. Truly since the days of Aristotle the human mind hasn’t been graced by such an eloquent and nuanced discussion
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Village yokel yells recycled Cold War propaganda at kids while shaking a bottle of whiskey.

If these asshats were defunded they’d be treated like your average conspiracy nut, ignored and/or laughed by most people.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Starmer more or less took an ice pick to Labour’s head and lobotomised the party. You’d need another purge to clean the party of the toxic sludge monsters this guy promoted. Only then maybe Labour might have a chance.
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Deleted the previous post because the edit button doesn’t exist but we’re soon getting dislike buttons to feed the algorithm god. Oh the irony.

Ok, I have to give it to dudebros - their ability to misunderstand things and make them all about themselves is impressive.
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
They just can’t square it with the idea that people like this place because it does less not more “social” media. But it’s not like investors ever understood the products they’re investing in.
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I guess in his alternate reality, the “Judeo-Bolshevik” label didn’t exist and everyone was a closet Nazbol.

Except that Strasserites (i.e. the ‘anti-capitalist’ Nazis) also got the bullet. It’s like Hitler really didn’t like anyone left of the far right or smth.
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Omg, they tried to get chuds on HRT for teh lulz? Is there a source, please, for this so I can laugh at their dumb asses?
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Oh damn, just shared your article from the email newsletter before seeing you already posted it. Will link to it too, you girls are amazing 💜
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I genuinely admire this. It feels liberating to move so lightweight and unencumbered.

Then again, I’m the sort who carries a pocket black hole in her purse to store the ridiculous amount of stuff I haul around
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Luckily for him God blessed him with no brain nor conscience to encumber him
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What’s the conversion ratio of crack:air of those leggings? 0.1g crack/m^3 air per square cm of legging?
October 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I have a question: if I were to squeeze these leggings after taking them off, does crack start to pour out of them?

Sounds like a business opportunity here
October 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
So, beauty can come even out of bittersweet pain. I hope she’ll find the person she deserves and I hope the same for myself.
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM