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Samara
@herduckess.bsky.social
Matriarch to a proud line of budgies. Caffeinated corporate hamster. Three Arrows.

I don’t post often but you can expect stuff like: gardening, nature, city cats, tech projects and shitposts.

MBCS | she/her
Burn so hard the water started boiling 🤣

Source: www.erininthemorning.com/p/aoc-to-ant...
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Lmao
September 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I had a good laugh. My wallet had an existential crisis with the rum bottle.
September 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Shop employee to the rightwing nutjob:
September 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Extra History started a new series on the history of migration, xenophobia and deportations in the US. I highly recommend watching it on Nebula (nebula.tv/videos/extra...) or YouTube (m.youtube.com/watch?v=vk2R...)

Also this screenshot is now in my meme folder, thanks guys for the amazing work 💜
September 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Where’s Waldo? Roadsign Edition
August 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
First time tracing a sketch in #Inkscape. I’m impressed at how easy and intuitive it is to use compared to the nightmare of GIMP. Half-way there.
August 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Been working on a door lock automation project. Wanted a touch interface to unlock - in Art Deco style! Below is my first blind attempt. The corner, border will be mirrored and the triangular palm will be mirrored on the right too. Pressing “Unlock” will move both palms to the centre in its stead.
August 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Help, I’m either being gaslit by my phone or this is the new TechBro™️ Prole Calendar:
- Friday and Sunday are banned
- Thursday is now 48hrs long
July 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
According to the Times of San Diego, a board in the restaurant had 4th & 5th Amendment Right cards for people to use in their defense. 🐷s also probably went in to intimidate them for it.

Source: timesofsandiego.com/crime/2025/0...
May 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Amazing discounts at our Cat Aisle! Hurry and get your cat while stocks last!
May 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
There’s an atrociously giant chunk of the Romanian medical community who could be schooled in their own career by The Crab Museum. Sadly nobody will hold them accountable. The medical system is host to all manner of grift and pseudoscience.

www.instagram.com/p/DIgw8XdoXo...
May 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Oh yeah, or when you finally get the frame and you realise she’s like doing a jump cut right at the bit you didn’t catch!

The only thing I’ve found helpful on insta is to press “…” and then “sequence” so I can use the video editor to pause and seek.
April 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Next time you hear a TERF open their noise orifice, remind them that they’re in the same intellectual league as Pete ‘trans people ruin our army not me leaking defense secrets a second time’ Hegseth: archive.ph/dN3gJ
April 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
M’am, this is (allegedly) a leftist party. The BNP is over there.

#nottheonion #trans #uk #terfisland
April 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
First 🐝 to visit my orange tree! I am so proud of him ❤️ I was coming to water him and when I saw all the buzzing around I went back inside to let our pollinator friend work.

Can’t wait for my first 🍊 harvest!
April 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
No cherry blossoms here but my orange tree has his first bloom and every morning I get to see him thrive, I feel better about myself. That I helped him grow.
March 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Woke mind virus identified in birds! Further evidence:
- removal of spikes from public spaces
- gay sex and couples

An Emergency Oval Office meeting is currently debating the DEI threat posed by birds to mankind. Air Force readiness level raised to DEFCON 3.
February 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Three Arrows bitchiz
One for Kaiser Trump
One for the Nazis
And one for the turncoats
February 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM