Hedrick T. Monster
@herdrickmonster.bsky.social
Calm your torches and pitchforks, I’m just your friendly neighborhood closet monster or your imaginary spirt-guide hallucination.
Stays scary ah-ha, never scary uh-oh.
Live. Laugh. Lurk.
Stays scary ah-ha, never scary uh-oh.
Live. Laugh. Lurk.
I do enjoy I’m lurking in a dark bubble in the fringes of … the bubble..
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I do enjoy I’m lurking in a dark bubble in the fringes of … the bubble..
It’s like pumpkin spice late. You get tired of it after a couple of months.
a cartoon man with a beard is looking at himself in the mirror
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November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s like pumpkin spice late. You get tired of it after a couple of months.
Ohh hello there yah softie
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ohh hello there yah softie
I remember this when it was called G force heh ahh memories
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I remember this when it was called G force heh ahh memories
Hopefully you stayed composed and blank faced and said “ Oh? Do I know you?” Then waited for them trying to awkwardly try to explain Waldo to you.
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hopefully you stayed composed and blank faced and said “ Oh? Do I know you?” Then waited for them trying to awkwardly try to explain Waldo to you.
A dream job. Congratulations
October 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A dream job. Congratulations
What it’s like inside my head? Come closer and I’ll show you.
a person is holding a candy bar that says zacnut
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October 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What it’s like inside my head? Come closer and I’ll show you.
Yeah pouch! Hope you’re good over there. 👹
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Yeah pouch! Hope you’re good over there. 👹
I’m sure the rest of him is in the pouch heh
October 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m sure the rest of him is in the pouch heh
Daww so full and soft.
a hand is petting a cartoon chicken with a white face .
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October 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Daww so full and soft.
Best place to keep Skittles safe and out of trouble ;-)
October 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Best place to keep Skittles safe and out of trouble ;-)
So soft. So Violent. So delightful.
October 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So soft. So Violent. So delightful.
I shared my concern with the shopkeeper, I’m sure it will be fine now.
a cartoon character is standing in front of a free sample sign
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October 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I shared my concern with the shopkeeper, I’m sure it will be fine now.
Ahh the quiet look of “ Please help I’m scared”
October 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ahh the quiet look of “ Please help I’m scared”
A mighty need for a mouth hug.
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A mighty need for a mouth hug.
I have the urge to replace “sucking” to “nyucking”
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I have the urge to replace “sucking” to “nyucking”
