Hedrick T. Monster
@herdrickmonster.bsky.social
Calm your torches and pitchforks, I’m just your friendly neighborhood closet monster or your imaginary spirt-guide hallucination.
Stays scary ah-ha, never scary uh-oh.
Live. Laugh. Lurk.
Stays scary ah-ha, never scary uh-oh.
Live. Laugh. Lurk.
See! Kids love me. I can tell they are going to fit right in.
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
See! Kids love me. I can tell they are going to fit right in.
Ker-Bluey! Tuhhh Duhh here we are it needs a quality monster. To hide in the closet. Feel free to add me to your kids materials.
October 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ker-Bluey! Tuhhh Duhh here we are it needs a quality monster. To hide in the closet. Feel free to add me to your kids materials.
Hey are you busy. I need your help…..
…..extending your care warranty?
No?
…..picking out storm windows for your home?
Hmm no?
…..fill my plush monster belly?
…..extending your care warranty?
No?
…..picking out storm windows for your home?
Hmm no?
…..fill my plush monster belly?
August 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Hey are you busy. I need your help…..
…..extending your care warranty?
No?
…..picking out storm windows for your home?
Hmm no?
…..fill my plush monster belly?
…..extending your care warranty?
No?
…..picking out storm windows for your home?
Hmm no?
…..fill my plush monster belly?
Hmm upgrades. WIP.
August 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hmm upgrades. WIP.
How things usually go for me when I meat folks for the first time.
June 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
How things usually go for me when I meat folks for the first time.
Okay so i’m an innie.
June 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Okay so i’m an innie.
*monster waddles up and throws a large arm over your shoulder*
Tribute-shibrute! Let me teach a bear how to fish in this new environment overpopulated with humans. I will teach you ALL my monstrous secretsszzzz. I will have you lurking out of closet doors and popping out from under beds in no time.
Tribute-shibrute! Let me teach a bear how to fish in this new environment overpopulated with humans. I will teach you ALL my monstrous secretsszzzz. I will have you lurking out of closet doors and popping out from under beds in no time.
June 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
*monster waddles up and throws a large arm over your shoulder*
Tribute-shibrute! Let me teach a bear how to fish in this new environment overpopulated with humans. I will teach you ALL my monstrous secretsszzzz. I will have you lurking out of closet doors and popping out from under beds in no time.
Tribute-shibrute! Let me teach a bear how to fish in this new environment overpopulated with humans. I will teach you ALL my monstrous secretsszzzz. I will have you lurking out of closet doors and popping out from under beds in no time.
Did you know know if you put your hand on my tongue, I can taste your aura? Yasss, that’s it, Your aura tastes Skin So Soft and copious amounts of sarcasm.
June 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Did you know know if you put your hand on my tongue, I can taste your aura? Yasss, that’s it, Your aura tastes Skin So Soft and copious amounts of sarcasm.
*pokes around in the bucket* I have zagnuts you want a zagnut?
June 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
*pokes around in the bucket* I have zagnuts you want a zagnut?
A useful public awareness ad. Remember, NEVER dial one first. Always such helpful folks at the Jim Henson Studio to get out the word. Always a real treat.
May 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A useful public awareness ad. Remember, NEVER dial one first. Always such helpful folks at the Jim Henson Studio to get out the word. Always a real treat.
OH HAY! You ever thought about the helth of your shrubs? Well, unhealthy scraggly bushes make terrible places for “beneficial” monsters like moi to hide. How am I suppose to pick-off the pesky cold callers selling windows, porch pirates, and the random prancercizer if I don’t get solid shadowy cover
May 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
OH HAY! You ever thought about the helth of your shrubs? Well, unhealthy scraggly bushes make terrible places for “beneficial” monsters like moi to hide. How am I suppose to pick-off the pesky cold callers selling windows, porch pirates, and the random prancercizer if I don’t get solid shadowy cover
An oldie but a goodie. This is Hendricks first public appearance. Do you want some candy?
May 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
An oldie but a goodie. This is Hendricks first public appearance. Do you want some candy?
Another old video from 2020 when I was making Halloween magic for trick or treaters
May 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Another old video from 2020 when I was making Halloween magic for trick or treaters
Draw me like one of your French girls. Wait.. this is your bedroom? It’s okay, I will make myself comfortable. You just get your art supplies..Am I in the right movie? Doodle by Moi.
May 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Draw me like one of your French girls. Wait.. this is your bedroom? It’s okay, I will make myself comfortable. You just get your art supplies..Am I in the right movie? Doodle by Moi.
Rise and shine!
May 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Rise and shine!
Some villains fiddle with their tie when they are plotting or wring their hands together menacingly but sadly….I have no neck, and I need my hands free for grabbing so I have to use my tongue. What am I thinking about?
May 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Some villains fiddle with their tie when they are plotting or wring their hands together menacingly but sadly….I have no neck, and I need my hands free for grabbing so I have to use my tongue. What am I thinking about?