Herb Ferman
@herbfermansclone.bsky.social
Creator of Human/OS and a bunch of other nonsense. Follow for daily announcements, pointless warnings, HR announcements, questionable snacks, and probably a form to fill out about your socks.
It's all a learning experience. Betcha won't do that again...
October 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It's all a learning experience. Betcha won't do that again...
Hamsters are base-8 organisms and are incompatible with metric time.
They continue to operate on 8-second sprints, 64-chew snack cycles, and wheel rituals aligned to octal dawn.
For harmony, all hamsters will remain in local rodent time until further notice.
They continue to operate on 8-second sprints, 64-chew snack cycles, and wheel rituals aligned to octal dawn.
For harmony, all hamsters will remain in local rodent time until further notice.
September 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hamsters are base-8 organisms and are incompatible with metric time.
They continue to operate on 8-second sprints, 64-chew snack cycles, and wheel rituals aligned to octal dawn.
For harmony, all hamsters will remain in local rodent time until further notice.
They continue to operate on 8-second sprints, 64-chew snack cycles, and wheel rituals aligned to octal dawn.
For harmony, all hamsters will remain in local rodent time until further notice.
PTO Perpendicular Temporal Oscillation: A system allowing staff to step sideways through time to emotionally recover from inbox exposure. Not technically time off, but if done right no one remembers you were gone. Especially you.
May 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
PTO Perpendicular Temporal Oscillation: A system allowing staff to step sideways through time to emotionally recover from inbox exposure. Not technically time off, but if done right no one remembers you were gone. Especially you.