Herb Ferman
@herbfermansclone.bsky.social
Creator of Human/OS and a bunch of other nonsense. Follow for daily announcements, pointless warnings, HR announcements, questionable snacks, and probably a form to fill out about your socks.
I don't feel like writing any nonsense today, so here's a picture of some nonsense. #sticker #buynowaskmehow
April 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I don't feel like writing any nonsense today, so here's a picture of some nonsense. #sticker #buynowaskmehow
Earn your official Echo Taxi Pilot patch by completing a rigorous 17-minute online quiz, surviving mild G-force exposure, and correctly identifying the front of a spaceship. Patch may grant access to restricted broom closets. Flight skills optional. Confidence required. This may or may not be real.
April 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Earn your official Echo Taxi Pilot patch by completing a rigorous 17-minute online quiz, surviving mild G-force exposure, and correctly identifying the front of a spaceship. Patch may grant access to restricted broom closets. Flight skills optional. Confidence required. This may or may not be real.
Unlicensed Forecast: Golden Gyre
You'll receive a call today. It will come from an unplugged toaster. Do not answer unless you're prepared to discuss jellyfish politics in fluent static. You've been warned.
You'll receive a call today. It will come from an unplugged toaster. Do not answer unless you're prepared to discuss jellyfish politics in fluent static. You've been warned.
April 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Unlicensed Forecast: Golden Gyre
You'll receive a call today. It will come from an unplugged toaster. Do not answer unless you're prepared to discuss jellyfish politics in fluent static. You've been warned.
You'll receive a call today. It will come from an unplugged toaster. Do not answer unless you're prepared to discuss jellyfish politics in fluent static. You've been warned.
Spong isn't something you find—it finds you. One day, you're wading through chaos, and suddenly, you're absorbing it like the universe's most overqualified sponge. If you've ever thrived in disaster, your Spong is strong. If you've caused it? Even Stronger.
April 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Spong isn't something you find—it finds you. One day, you're wading through chaos, and suddenly, you're absorbing it like the universe's most overqualified sponge. If you've ever thrived in disaster, your Spong is strong. If you've caused it? Even Stronger.
Infernal Brewery Presents:
Molten Harvest
A bright, buttery fall ale brewed somewhere between October and eternal damnation. Tastes like golden leaves, haunted apples, and the faint regret of a thousand slightly crispy souls.
Drink it before it drinks you.
Molten Harvest
A bright, buttery fall ale brewed somewhere between October and eternal damnation. Tastes like golden leaves, haunted apples, and the faint regret of a thousand slightly crispy souls.
Drink it before it drinks you.
April 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Infernal Brewery Presents:
Molten Harvest
A bright, buttery fall ale brewed somewhere between October and eternal damnation. Tastes like golden leaves, haunted apples, and the faint regret of a thousand slightly crispy souls.
Drink it before it drinks you.
Molten Harvest
A bright, buttery fall ale brewed somewhere between October and eternal damnation. Tastes like golden leaves, haunted apples, and the faint regret of a thousand slightly crispy souls.
Drink it before it drinks you.
Forecast for Shifting Shadows:
Every choice today will be garbage, pre-approved by a clueless committee. No matter what you pick—route, snack, existential crisis—it’ll lead to mild regret or paperwork. By evening, your only real decision will be between bad tea and a worse sandwich. Choose wisely.
Every choice today will be garbage, pre-approved by a clueless committee. No matter what you pick—route, snack, existential crisis—it’ll lead to mild regret or paperwork. By evening, your only real decision will be between bad tea and a worse sandwich. Choose wisely.
March 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Forecast for Shifting Shadows:
Every choice today will be garbage, pre-approved by a clueless committee. No matter what you pick—route, snack, existential crisis—it’ll lead to mild regret or paperwork. By evening, your only real decision will be between bad tea and a worse sandwich. Choose wisely.
Every choice today will be garbage, pre-approved by a clueless committee. No matter what you pick—route, snack, existential crisis—it’ll lead to mild regret or paperwork. By evening, your only real decision will be between bad tea and a worse sandwich. Choose wisely.
IBS System Notice
It is in your best interest to purchase a "Clone" T-shirt. Not because we said so, but because in the event of a temporal mishap, paradox audit, or existential duplication incident, it will greatly reduce paperwork. Also, they're quite comfy.
https://tinyurl.com/4c2ad284
It is in your best interest to purchase a "Clone" T-shirt. Not because we said so, but because in the event of a temporal mishap, paradox audit, or existential duplication incident, it will greatly reduce paperwork. Also, they're quite comfy.
https://tinyurl.com/4c2ad284
March 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
IBS System Notice
It is in your best interest to purchase a "Clone" T-shirt. Not because we said so, but because in the event of a temporal mishap, paradox audit, or existential duplication incident, it will greatly reduce paperwork. Also, they're quite comfy.
https://tinyurl.com/4c2ad284
It is in your best interest to purchase a "Clone" T-shirt. Not because we said so, but because in the event of a temporal mishap, paradox audit, or existential duplication incident, it will greatly reduce paperwork. Also, they're quite comfy.
https://tinyurl.com/4c2ad284
Today's Forecast for Verdant Veil:
The universe has handed you a pooper scooper. It has not, however, told you why. This is worrying. Somewhere, something needs cleaning up—possibly your reputation, possibly a regrettable decision involving space chili. Either way, act fast.
The universe has handed you a pooper scooper. It has not, however, told you why. This is worrying. Somewhere, something needs cleaning up—possibly your reputation, possibly a regrettable decision involving space chili. Either way, act fast.
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Today's Forecast for Verdant Veil:
The universe has handed you a pooper scooper. It has not, however, told you why. This is worrying. Somewhere, something needs cleaning up—possibly your reputation, possibly a regrettable decision involving space chili. Either way, act fast.
The universe has handed you a pooper scooper. It has not, however, told you why. This is worrying. Somewhere, something needs cleaning up—possibly your reputation, possibly a regrettable decision involving space chili. Either way, act fast.
Forecast for Sage Stone:
Today, you'll remember what you forgot, only to forget why you remembered it. This will trigger a chain reaction of rediscovering things you never knew in the first place. By day's end, you'll either achieve enlightenment or just stand in a room, staring blankly. #Horoscope
Today, you'll remember what you forgot, only to forget why you remembered it. This will trigger a chain reaction of rediscovering things you never knew in the first place. By day's end, you'll either achieve enlightenment or just stand in a room, staring blankly. #Horoscope
February 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Forecast for Sage Stone:
Today, you'll remember what you forgot, only to forget why you remembered it. This will trigger a chain reaction of rediscovering things you never knew in the first place. By day's end, you'll either achieve enlightenment or just stand in a room, staring blankly. #Horoscope
Today, you'll remember what you forgot, only to forget why you remembered it. This will trigger a chain reaction of rediscovering things you never knew in the first place. By day's end, you'll either achieve enlightenment or just stand in a room, staring blankly. #Horoscope
Logic, when examined logically, ceases to be logical, because true logic would dictate that logic itself must account for illogical outcomes, rendering it illogically inclusive and therefore paradoxically too logical to function as logic at all. Please proceed accordingly.
February 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Logic, when examined logically, ceases to be logical, because true logic would dictate that logic itself must account for illogical outcomes, rendering it illogically inclusive and therefore paradoxically too logical to function as logic at all. Please proceed accordingly.
Forecast for Obsidian Sphere:
Today, you will forget you have a body. Maybe you'll get lost in thought, or the artificial gravity will fail again. Either way, expect the jarring realization that limbs exist, and they require maintenance. Hydrate, stretch, and try not to phase through any walls.
Today, you will forget you have a body. Maybe you'll get lost in thought, or the artificial gravity will fail again. Either way, expect the jarring realization that limbs exist, and they require maintenance. Hydrate, stretch, and try not to phase through any walls.
February 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Forecast for Obsidian Sphere:
Today, you will forget you have a body. Maybe you'll get lost in thought, or the artificial gravity will fail again. Either way, expect the jarring realization that limbs exist, and they require maintenance. Hydrate, stretch, and try not to phase through any walls.
Today, you will forget you have a body. Maybe you'll get lost in thought, or the artificial gravity will fail again. Either way, expect the jarring realization that limbs exist, and they require maintenance. Hydrate, stretch, and try not to phase through any walls.
SYSTEM NOTICE
Responsible research means not asking, "What happens if I press this?" without first considering the structural integrity of local reality. If your experiment requires an asterisk, a hazmat team, or the phrase "in theory"—consult literally anyone first.
Responsible research means not asking, "What happens if I press this?" without first considering the structural integrity of local reality. If your experiment requires an asterisk, a hazmat team, or the phrase "in theory"—consult literally anyone first.
February 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
SYSTEM NOTICE
Responsible research means not asking, "What happens if I press this?" without first considering the structural integrity of local reality. If your experiment requires an asterisk, a hazmat team, or the phrase "in theory"—consult literally anyone first.
Responsible research means not asking, "What happens if I press this?" without first considering the structural integrity of local reality. If your experiment requires an asterisk, a hazmat team, or the phrase "in theory"—consult literally anyone first.
Blamazon is proud to announce its new line of 100% organic ammunition! Ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, and fully biodegradable (depending on impact velocity). Finally, a way to go green while making others see red.
February 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Blamazon is proud to announce its new line of 100% organic ammunition! Ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, and fully biodegradable (depending on impact velocity). Finally, a way to go green while making others see red.
Important Notice from Cheese Tech Support
If your cheese is behaving strangely, first determine if it is supposed to do that. Many cheeses exist in a state of controlled collapse. If it's developing opinions, moving on its own, or questioning reality, please unplug it immediatelyand contact support.
If your cheese is behaving strangely, first determine if it is supposed to do that. Many cheeses exist in a state of controlled collapse. If it's developing opinions, moving on its own, or questioning reality, please unplug it immediatelyand contact support.
February 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Important Notice from Cheese Tech Support
If your cheese is behaving strangely, first determine if it is supposed to do that. Many cheeses exist in a state of controlled collapse. If it's developing opinions, moving on its own, or questioning reality, please unplug it immediatelyand contact support.
If your cheese is behaving strangely, first determine if it is supposed to do that. Many cheeses exist in a state of controlled collapse. If it's developing opinions, moving on its own, or questioning reality, please unplug it immediatelyand contact support.
Office of Spiritual Misalignment:
Choosing the wrong CIRCLE is less like picking the wrong restaurant and more like accidentally swearing loyalty to an eldritch stapler. Some want your devotion, others your wallet, and at least one just needs a ride to the airport. Choose wisely.
Choosing the wrong CIRCLE is less like picking the wrong restaurant and more like accidentally swearing loyalty to an eldritch stapler. Some want your devotion, others your wallet, and at least one just needs a ride to the airport. Choose wisely.
February 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Office of Spiritual Misalignment:
Choosing the wrong CIRCLE is less like picking the wrong restaurant and more like accidentally swearing loyalty to an eldritch stapler. Some want your devotion, others your wallet, and at least one just needs a ride to the airport. Choose wisely.
Choosing the wrong CIRCLE is less like picking the wrong restaurant and more like accidentally swearing loyalty to an eldritch stapler. Some want your devotion, others your wallet, and at least one just needs a ride to the airport. Choose wisely.
IBS Announcement:
Enjoying our very important nonsense? Share it with your friends (or whatever you call those beings you tolerate). No friends? Tell a vending machine, AI, or that too-smart houseplant. The universe is vast and mostly empty—help us fill it with mildly tolerable chaos.
Enjoying our very important nonsense? Share it with your friends (or whatever you call those beings you tolerate). No friends? Tell a vending machine, AI, or that too-smart houseplant. The universe is vast and mostly empty—help us fill it with mildly tolerable chaos.
February 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
IBS Announcement:
Enjoying our very important nonsense? Share it with your friends (or whatever you call those beings you tolerate). No friends? Tell a vending machine, AI, or that too-smart houseplant. The universe is vast and mostly empty—help us fill it with mildly tolerable chaos.
Enjoying our very important nonsense? Share it with your friends (or whatever you call those beings you tolerate). No friends? Tell a vending machine, AI, or that too-smart houseplant. The universe is vast and mostly empty—help us fill it with mildly tolerable chaos.
Bulletin from the IBS Department of Existensial Consistency: Failure is still progress. The universe acknowledges your attempt, even if the outcome was regrettable. While success is preferable, learning through spectacular miscalculation is still learning.
February 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Bulletin from the IBS Department of Existensial Consistency: Failure is still progress. The universe acknowledges your attempt, even if the outcome was regrettable. While success is preferable, learning through spectacular miscalculation is still learning.
This post has been classified by IBS. Its contents are now so secret that even the post itself has no idea what it says. Do not attempt to read further, expect redacted sentences and the vague feeling that someone's watching.
February 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This post has been classified by IBS. Its contents are now so secret that even the post itself has no idea what it says. Do not attempt to read further, expect redacted sentences and the vague feeling that someone's watching.