Alucard!

Now is the time to push down hard on the accelerator.

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I'm not big on selfies, but every time I attempt one, Talbot bombs me, and we look like the shittest early nineties hip hop duo

When someone laughs at a joke, and they snort during their laugh, they make the joke so much funnier. Laugh-snorters of the world, you are ace!

Watching Google shutter things that actually worked, like Google Play Music, and now Google Podcasts, to turn them into YouTube Music is like someone coming into your kitchen who takes away your blender and kettle then lets you know you'll now only be able to boil water or blend things in your car.

The correct response to ‘we should let the people decide’ is, ‘oh, so you favor abolishing the Electoral College?’ And when they say ‘that’s just how our Constitutional system works’ you tell ‘em ‘so is barring insurrectionists from office.’

ITV’s Good Morning Britain is running a thinly-sourced story that Meghan Markle could replace Dianne Feinstein in the US Senate as its lead discussion. Presenter Ed Balls is asking for audience views. The problem is someone else filled the Senate seat two hours ago. Let’s see when they notice.