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Henry Birdseye
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A three panel comic strip: Panel 1: Two characters watch their weird-looking cat, who sits staring into space on the rug. Speaker 1: "Do you think he thinks of us as giant cats?" Panel 2: Close up of the cat's weird blank face. Speaker 2: "I don't think he even thinks of *himself* as a cat". Panel 3: The cat's thoughts. He is an airplane surrounded by meat.
August 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Me: mmmm chicken and hummus
this restaurant: dare me to say "bitch"?? 😎
A photo of scattered promotional stickers on a window. The stickers are advertising for a shawarma restaurant. The stickers are black and white, and say things like "shawarma is the sh*t" and "f*cking good falafel". There is a sticker of an illustration knuckle tattoos that say "SHAW" on the left knuckles and "ARMA" on the right knuckles.
May 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
henrybirdseye.bsky.social
websites removing black friday deals for like one day before cyber monday feels like when a band goes backstage before doing an encore. i know what you’re doing back there you fucking dorks. come back out and let’s end this
December 2, 2024 at 2:29 AM
henrybirdseye.bsky.social
salt is sugar's wario
December 2, 2024 at 1:17 AM
henrybirdseye.bsky.social
Every single Trump appointee has an agenda that makes it sound like they just escaped from Arkham Asylum
November 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM
henrybirdseye.bsky.social
Finally, an honest popup about the AI tools in MS Office
A photo of a popup on computer screen advertising Copilot. The text reads "Discover Copilot, your unreliable assistant. Explore new ways to work smarter(?) and 'faster' using the power of AI. Copilot in Word can help you get started from scratch, give you an answer that may or may not be correct, and then give you something to fact check or fix, every time you try to use it!" The call to action buttons say "What? No" and "Why did you do this"
April 18, 2024 at 2:44 PM
henrybirdseye.bsky.social
Love to watch my lovely talented friend @interrobang.bsky.social turn an AI fashion shitpost into a real physical item of clothing I can wear. What a goddamn delight!
interrobang.bsky.social 🎉 erin ⁉️ @interrobang.bsky.social · Mar 17
shitposting is intrinsically fun but you know what’s even better? learning new crafting skills so you can manifest your friends’ silliest AI fashion!!! so here’s @henrybirdseye.bsky.social in the appliqué shirt what i made him
side by side images of henry wearing a red sweatshirt that says booty cheeks and an AI model he generated in the same shirt
March 18, 2024 at 4:48 AM