Henri Greenwood🍓
@henrigreenwood.bsky.social
Financial Sommelier🍷Aged to Perfection for 38 Years💋Corrosively Acidic, Feral, and Finishes with Strong Notes of Distain💎RACK⛓️No DM without Tribute
Uncorking Fee $50+| Bottle Service $181+
👉 https://beacons.ai/henrigreenwood
Uncorking Fee $50+| Bottle Service $181+
👉 https://beacons.ai/henrigreenwood
I have $209 worth of beautiful things in my online shopping cart… all perfect for Barcelona.
Step forward and spoil me.
Step forward and spoil me.
June 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I have $209 worth of beautiful things in my online shopping cart… all perfect for Barcelona.
Step forward and spoil me.
Step forward and spoil me.
Do you like My….. rooster?😉
June 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Do you like My….. rooster?😉
Wednesdays are for quiet luxury. Snuggles. Decadent breakfast. Online shopping. Clothes fresh from drying in the sunshine.
How are you making My life better?
How are you making My life better?
June 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wednesdays are for quiet luxury. Snuggles. Decadent breakfast. Online shopping. Clothes fresh from drying in the sunshine.
How are you making My life better?
How are you making My life better?
Fresh out of the shower, feeling clean and cleansed. 🥰
I love how My hair feels as it dries… I have a workout planned for later today, but I couldn’t wait. I needed a moment to Myself. 🍓
I love how My hair feels as it dries… I have a workout planned for later today, but I couldn’t wait. I needed a moment to Myself. 🍓
June 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Fresh out of the shower, feeling clean and cleansed. 🥰
I love how My hair feels as it dries… I have a workout planned for later today, but I couldn’t wait. I needed a moment to Myself. 🍓
I love how My hair feels as it dries… I have a workout planned for later today, but I couldn’t wait. I needed a moment to Myself. 🍓
Mondays are beautiful. Comforting. Elegant.
New beginnings always are.
… At least, when you’re a goddess like Me.
New beginnings always are.
… At least, when you’re a goddess like Me.
June 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Mondays are beautiful. Comforting. Elegant.
New beginnings always are.
… At least, when you’re a goddess like Me.
New beginnings always are.
… At least, when you’re a goddess like Me.
Relaxing Saturdays are My birthright. Warm breezes. Birds singing. Luxury.
If you’re not working to give Me the life I deserve, I’m not interested in your presence.
If you’re not working to give Me the life I deserve, I’m not interested in your presence.
May 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Relaxing Saturdays are My birthright. Warm breezes. Birds singing. Luxury.
If you’re not working to give Me the life I deserve, I’m not interested in your presence.
If you’re not working to give Me the life I deserve, I’m not interested in your presence.
Friday starts the weekend with Me soapy and content. Sub-funded coffee, beautiful sunshine, the smell of lilacs wafting through the window. Bliss.
May 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Friday starts the weekend with Me soapy and content. Sub-funded coffee, beautiful sunshine, the smell of lilacs wafting through the window. Bliss.
My Thursday is beautiful, just like Me🍓
May 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My Thursday is beautiful, just like Me🍓
While I relax and enjoy My evening, you are honoring My grace and beauty by spoiling Me🍓
May 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
While I relax and enjoy My evening, you are honoring My grace and beauty by spoiling Me🍓
My body is strong and beautiful. I hit a PR this weekend and I expect to wake up with anthems of congratulations in the form of coffees and breakfasts and flowers.🚲
May 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My body is strong and beautiful. I hit a PR this weekend and I expect to wake up with anthems of congratulations in the form of coffees and breakfasts and flowers.🚲
Look at this scrumptious bowl of trail mix. (Not pictured: a second bowl of trail mix, just as full.)
I was told this was “sacrilegious” and full of “vein clogging cholesterol.” What do you think?
I was told this was “sacrilegious” and full of “vein clogging cholesterol.” What do you think?
May 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Look at this scrumptious bowl of trail mix. (Not pictured: a second bowl of trail mix, just as full.)
I was told this was “sacrilegious” and full of “vein clogging cholesterol.” What do you think?
I was told this was “sacrilegious” and full of “vein clogging cholesterol.” What do you think?
Sleep calls to Me,
Sweet whispers of,
“Goddess… Goddess…
Rest and dream,
The stars will comfort You,
The moon will protect You,
You are safe,
Sleep in bliss”
And I snuggle into My bed,
My bower of pillows and satin,
And I sleep.
And I dream.
And I am in bliss.
Sweet whispers of,
“Goddess… Goddess…
Rest and dream,
The stars will comfort You,
The moon will protect You,
You are safe,
Sleep in bliss”
And I snuggle into My bed,
My bower of pillows and satin,
And I sleep.
And I dream.
And I am in bliss.
May 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sleep calls to Me,
Sweet whispers of,
“Goddess… Goddess…
Rest and dream,
The stars will comfort You,
The moon will protect You,
You are safe,
Sleep in bliss”
And I snuggle into My bed,
My bower of pillows and satin,
And I sleep.
And I dream.
And I am in bliss.
Sweet whispers of,
“Goddess… Goddess…
Rest and dream,
The stars will comfort You,
The moon will protect You,
You are safe,
Sleep in bliss”
And I snuggle into My bed,
My bower of pillows and satin,
And I sleep.
And I dream.
And I am in bliss.
I don’t think you’re even ready for wagon Wednesday. 🤣
May 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I don’t think you’re even ready for wagon Wednesday. 🤣
My Monday is nothing to be scared of. When My life is so effortless and abundant, I know I have nothing to worry about.🍓
May 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My Monday is nothing to be scared of. When My life is so effortless and abundant, I know I have nothing to worry about.🍓
Everything comes easily to Me.
Your attention.
Your devotion.
Your servitude.
My life is exclusive. Only the bravest submissives approach with tribute.
They are the ones who get to see Me.
My humor.
My wit.
My grace.
Everything comes easily to Me.
Your attention.
Your devotion.
Your servitude.
My life is exclusive. Only the bravest submissives approach with tribute.
They are the ones who get to see Me.
My humor.
My wit.
My grace.
Everything comes easily to Me.
May 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Everything comes easily to Me.
Your attention.
Your devotion.
Your servitude.
My life is exclusive. Only the bravest submissives approach with tribute.
They are the ones who get to see Me.
My humor.
My wit.
My grace.
Everything comes easily to Me.
Your attention.
Your devotion.
Your servitude.
My life is exclusive. Only the bravest submissives approach with tribute.
They are the ones who get to see Me.
My humor.
My wit.
My grace.
Everything comes easily to Me.
Time for a post-work meditation to drop everything that is unnecessary from My energy.
I deserve My life of ease and bliss.
If you are seeing this and still haven’t sent… well... You’ll be dropped too.
I deserve My life of ease and bliss.
If you are seeing this and still haven’t sent… well... You’ll be dropped too.
May 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Time for a post-work meditation to drop everything that is unnecessary from My energy.
I deserve My life of ease and bliss.
If you are seeing this and still haven’t sent… well... You’ll be dropped too.
I deserve My life of ease and bliss.
If you are seeing this and still haven’t sent… well... You’ll be dropped too.
While I sit at My computer, typing out a steamy romance scene, you are sending for My coffee.
May 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
While I sit at My computer, typing out a steamy romance scene, you are sending for My coffee.
It’s Mother’s Day.
Have you forgotten what the “M” stands for in MILF? 😒
The only apologies worthy of acknowledgement are those made with money.
Have you forgotten what the “M” stands for in MILF? 😒
The only apologies worthy of acknowledgement are those made with money.
May 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It’s Mother’s Day.
Have you forgotten what the “M” stands for in MILF? 😒
The only apologies worthy of acknowledgement are those made with money.
Have you forgotten what the “M” stands for in MILF? 😒
The only apologies worthy of acknowledgement are those made with money.
My Saturday will be filled with sunshine, warm breezes, coffee and books.
Your role is to keep a new book in My hand, and an iced latte next to Me.
Prove yourself, and perhaps you can be My footstool.
Your role is to keep a new book in My hand, and an iced latte next to Me.
Prove yourself, and perhaps you can be My footstool.
May 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My Saturday will be filled with sunshine, warm breezes, coffee and books.
Your role is to keep a new book in My hand, and an iced latte next to Me.
Prove yourself, and perhaps you can be My footstool.
Your role is to keep a new book in My hand, and an iced latte next to Me.
Prove yourself, and perhaps you can be My footstool.
Good morning!
It’s Friday and while this smoothie nourishes My body, it’s your paycheck that nourishes My soul. Your work and devotion restores natural order and I know how deeply you desire to please…
It’s Friday and while this smoothie nourishes My body, it’s your paycheck that nourishes My soul. Your work and devotion restores natural order and I know how deeply you desire to please…
May 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Good morning!
It’s Friday and while this smoothie nourishes My body, it’s your paycheck that nourishes My soul. Your work and devotion restores natural order and I know how deeply you desire to please…
It’s Friday and while this smoothie nourishes My body, it’s your paycheck that nourishes My soul. Your work and devotion restores natural order and I know how deeply you desire to please…
I deserve a night’s rest.
My body recharges as I sleep.
I will wake feeling energetic and radiant.
My place is to enjoy this luxurious lifestyle.
Your place is to fund it.
My body recharges as I sleep.
I will wake feeling energetic and radiant.
My place is to enjoy this luxurious lifestyle.
Your place is to fund it.
May 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I deserve a night’s rest.
My body recharges as I sleep.
I will wake feeling energetic and radiant.
My place is to enjoy this luxurious lifestyle.
Your place is to fund it.
My body recharges as I sleep.
I will wake feeling energetic and radiant.
My place is to enjoy this luxurious lifestyle.
Your place is to fund it.
Waking up this send nourished My soul and was exactly what I needed to begin My Wednesday revels.
I want this funded by May 15th in time for My Memorial Day trip. 🚲
The remaining 34% is such a strange number - it feels like a rock in My shoe. Keep Me comfortable and send more.🍓
I want this funded by May 15th in time for My Memorial Day trip. 🚲
The remaining 34% is such a strange number - it feels like a rock in My shoe. Keep Me comfortable and send more.🍓
May 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Waking up this send nourished My soul and was exactly what I needed to begin My Wednesday revels.
I want this funded by May 15th in time for My Memorial Day trip. 🚲
The remaining 34% is such a strange number - it feels like a rock in My shoe. Keep Me comfortable and send more.🍓
I want this funded by May 15th in time for My Memorial Day trip. 🚲
The remaining 34% is such a strange number - it feels like a rock in My shoe. Keep Me comfortable and send more.🍓
It’s a beautiful Spring day… I have some projects to begin, which means I need My hair up and off My neck.💋
May 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s a beautiful Spring day… I have some projects to begin, which means I need My hair up and off My neck.💋
2/2 Any or all of these items are meant for you to fulfill.🍓
🚲Bike: $250
🧳Panniers: $130
🔧Bike tune-up: $100
🔔Helmet/bell/mirror: $75
🚲Bike: $250
🧳Panniers: $130
🔧Bike tune-up: $100
🔔Helmet/bell/mirror: $75
May 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
2/2 Any or all of these items are meant for you to fulfill.🍓
🚲Bike: $250
🧳Panniers: $130
🔧Bike tune-up: $100
🔔Helmet/bell/mirror: $75
🚲Bike: $250
🧳Panniers: $130
🔧Bike tune-up: $100
🔔Helmet/bell/mirror: $75
I am satisfied and accomplished.
As I relax at the end of the day, I am relishing the knowledge that I rode My bicycle almost 10 miles today, all while enjoying the scented bliss of the crabapple blossoms that lined My route.
They smell almost as good as I do.🍓
As I relax at the end of the day, I am relishing the knowledge that I rode My bicycle almost 10 miles today, all while enjoying the scented bliss of the crabapple blossoms that lined My route.
They smell almost as good as I do.🍓
May 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I am satisfied and accomplished.
As I relax at the end of the day, I am relishing the knowledge that I rode My bicycle almost 10 miles today, all while enjoying the scented bliss of the crabapple blossoms that lined My route.
They smell almost as good as I do.🍓
As I relax at the end of the day, I am relishing the knowledge that I rode My bicycle almost 10 miles today, all while enjoying the scented bliss of the crabapple blossoms that lined My route.
They smell almost as good as I do.🍓