Henri Greenwood🍓
@henrigreenwood.bsky.social
Financial Sommelier🍷Aged to Perfection for 38 Years💋Corrosively Acidic, Feral, and Finishes with Strong Notes of Distain💎RACK⛓️No DM without Tribute
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👉 https://beacons.ai/henrigreenwood
Uncorking Fee $50+| Bottle Service $181+
👉 https://beacons.ai/henrigreenwood
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My kindness is no longer free.
My time is no longer free.
Do you know what IS free??!
Effort!
Effort is FREE, and you can’t even afford THAT.
My time is no longer free.
Do you know what IS free??!
Effort!
Effort is FREE, and you can’t even afford THAT.
I don’t nap. I enter a state of caffeinated purgatory and gaslight Myself into thinking inertia is rest.
Like an adult.
Like an adult.
July 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I don’t nap. I enter a state of caffeinated purgatory and gaslight Myself into thinking inertia is rest.
Like an adult.
Like an adult.
I have $209 worth of beautiful things in my online shopping cart… all perfect for Barcelona.
Step forward and spoil me.
Step forward and spoil me.
June 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I have $209 worth of beautiful things in my online shopping cart… all perfect for Barcelona.
Step forward and spoil me.
Step forward and spoil me.
Do you like My….. rooster?😉
June 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Do you like My….. rooster?😉
Good morning💋amid a sea of coffee sends… be yourself. Do something that sets you apart… 🍓
June 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Good morning💋amid a sea of coffee sends… be yourself. Do something that sets you apart… 🍓
The world isn’t ready for how aroused I feel this morning…
June 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The world isn’t ready for how aroused I feel this morning…
Making a cheesecake today… I control the luxuries in My life, just like how I control you.🍓
June 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Making a cheesecake today… I control the luxuries in My life, just like how I control you.🍓
An evening full of spellwork. 🥰 I feel wonderful.🍓
June 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
An evening full of spellwork. 🥰 I feel wonderful.🍓
Wednesdays are for quiet luxury. Snuggles. Decadent breakfast. Online shopping. Clothes fresh from drying in the sunshine.
How are you making My life better?
How are you making My life better?
June 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wednesdays are for quiet luxury. Snuggles. Decadent breakfast. Online shopping. Clothes fresh from drying in the sunshine.
How are you making My life better?
How are you making My life better?
Would you rather have:
A. A regular 0rġǎșm
or
B. Amazing post-s£x hair
A. A regular 0rġǎșm
or
B. Amazing post-s£x hair
June 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Would you rather have:
A. A regular 0rġǎșm
or
B. Amazing post-s£x hair
A. A regular 0rġǎșm
or
B. Amazing post-s£x hair
Fresh out of the shower, feeling clean and cleansed. 🥰
I love how My hair feels as it dries… I have a workout planned for later today, but I couldn’t wait. I needed a moment to Myself. 🍓
I love how My hair feels as it dries… I have a workout planned for later today, but I couldn’t wait. I needed a moment to Myself. 🍓
June 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Fresh out of the shower, feeling clean and cleansed. 🥰
I love how My hair feels as it dries… I have a workout planned for later today, but I couldn’t wait. I needed a moment to Myself. 🍓
I love how My hair feels as it dries… I have a workout planned for later today, but I couldn’t wait. I needed a moment to Myself. 🍓
Mondays are beautiful. Comforting. Elegant.
New beginnings always are.
… At least, when you’re a goddess like Me.
New beginnings always are.
… At least, when you’re a goddess like Me.
June 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Mondays are beautiful. Comforting. Elegant.
New beginnings always are.
… At least, when you’re a goddess like Me.
New beginnings always are.
… At least, when you’re a goddess like Me.
Don’t waste your energy wondering if you can trust people.
A bird doesn't land on a branch trusting that branch won't break — it trusts in its ability to fly away if it does.
A bird doesn't land on a branch trusting that branch won't break — it trusts in its ability to fly away if it does.
June 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Don’t waste your energy wondering if you can trust people.
A bird doesn't land on a branch trusting that branch won't break — it trusts in its ability to fly away if it does.
A bird doesn't land on a branch trusting that branch won't break — it trusts in its ability to fly away if it does.
Wealth floods My payment methods, while sleep finds Me easily.
Grace and humility are tempered with power and control, all acting as a magnet to My will.
I am not afraid of the dawn, for I am living in the bliss others only achieve in dreams.🍓
Grace and humility are tempered with power and control, all acting as a magnet to My will.
I am not afraid of the dawn, for I am living in the bliss others only achieve in dreams.🍓
June 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Wealth floods My payment methods, while sleep finds Me easily.
Grace and humility are tempered with power and control, all acting as a magnet to My will.
I am not afraid of the dawn, for I am living in the bliss others only achieve in dreams.🍓
Grace and humility are tempered with power and control, all acting as a magnet to My will.
I am not afraid of the dawn, for I am living in the bliss others only achieve in dreams.🍓
Relaxing Saturdays are My birthright. Warm breezes. Birds singing. Luxury.
If you’re not working to give Me the life I deserve, I’m not interested in your presence.
If you’re not working to give Me the life I deserve, I’m not interested in your presence.
May 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Relaxing Saturdays are My birthright. Warm breezes. Birds singing. Luxury.
If you’re not working to give Me the life I deserve, I’m not interested in your presence.
If you’re not working to give Me the life I deserve, I’m not interested in your presence.
Findom propaganda I’m not falling for:
-“Cashmasters”
-That I “need” a sub to have any sort of worth as a Findomme
-That I “need” your money
-The “value” of RT “subs”
-Being told to wait until Friday/payday
-Thinking findom isn’t SW
-Confusing findom w/ femdom
-Treating Dommes like vending machines
-“Cashmasters”
-That I “need” a sub to have any sort of worth as a Findomme
-That I “need” your money
-The “value” of RT “subs”
-Being told to wait until Friday/payday
-Thinking findom isn’t SW
-Confusing findom w/ femdom
-Treating Dommes like vending machines
May 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Findom propaganda I’m not falling for:
-“Cashmasters”
-That I “need” a sub to have any sort of worth as a Findomme
-That I “need” your money
-The “value” of RT “subs”
-Being told to wait until Friday/payday
-Thinking findom isn’t SW
-Confusing findom w/ femdom
-Treating Dommes like vending machines
-“Cashmasters”
-That I “need” a sub to have any sort of worth as a Findomme
-That I “need” your money
-The “value” of RT “subs”
-Being told to wait until Friday/payday
-Thinking findom isn’t SW
-Confusing findom w/ femdom
-Treating Dommes like vending machines
Friday starts the weekend with Me soapy and content. Sub-funded coffee, beautiful sunshine, the smell of lilacs wafting through the window. Bliss.
May 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Friday starts the weekend with Me soapy and content. Sub-funded coffee, beautiful sunshine, the smell of lilacs wafting through the window. Bliss.
My Thursday is beautiful, just like Me🍓
May 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My Thursday is beautiful, just like Me🍓
🪗For anyone who has dated an accordion player ••• how fast could they bring you to 🅾️rg💥sm? 😈
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May 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
🪗For anyone who has dated an accordion player ••• how fast could they bring you to 🅾️rg💥sm? 😈
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Who wants to reimburse My roundtrip tickets to Barcelona, Spain 🥵🥵🥵
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May 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Who wants to reimburse My roundtrip tickets to Barcelona, Spain 🥵🥵🥵
While I relax and enjoy My evening, you are honoring My grace and beauty by spoiling Me🍓
May 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
While I relax and enjoy My evening, you are honoring My grace and beauty by spoiling Me🍓
My body is strong and beautiful. I hit a PR this weekend and I expect to wake up with anthems of congratulations in the form of coffees and breakfasts and flowers.🚲
May 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My body is strong and beautiful. I hit a PR this weekend and I expect to wake up with anthems of congratulations in the form of coffees and breakfasts and flowers.🚲
Look at this scrumptious bowl of trail mix. (Not pictured: a second bowl of trail mix, just as full.)
I was told this was “sacrilegious” and full of “vein clogging cholesterol.” What do you think?
I was told this was “sacrilegious” and full of “vein clogging cholesterol.” What do you think?
May 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Look at this scrumptious bowl of trail mix. (Not pictured: a second bowl of trail mix, just as full.)
I was told this was “sacrilegious” and full of “vein clogging cholesterol.” What do you think?
I was told this was “sacrilegious” and full of “vein clogging cholesterol.” What do you think?
Sleep calls to Me,
Sweet whispers of,
“Goddess… Goddess…
Rest and dream,
The stars will comfort You,
The moon will protect You,
You are safe,
Sleep in bliss”
And I snuggle into My bed,
My bower of pillows and satin,
And I sleep.
And I dream.
And I am in bliss.
Sweet whispers of,
“Goddess… Goddess…
Rest and dream,
The stars will comfort You,
The moon will protect You,
You are safe,
Sleep in bliss”
And I snuggle into My bed,
My bower of pillows and satin,
And I sleep.
And I dream.
And I am in bliss.
May 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sleep calls to Me,
Sweet whispers of,
“Goddess… Goddess…
Rest and dream,
The stars will comfort You,
The moon will protect You,
You are safe,
Sleep in bliss”
And I snuggle into My bed,
My bower of pillows and satin,
And I sleep.
And I dream.
And I am in bliss.
Sweet whispers of,
“Goddess… Goddess…
Rest and dream,
The stars will comfort You,
The moon will protect You,
You are safe,
Sleep in bliss”
And I snuggle into My bed,
My bower of pillows and satin,
And I sleep.
And I dream.
And I am in bliss.
Let this Wednesday be the one where you do the brave thing.
Take that first step.
Take that first step.
May 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Let this Wednesday be the one where you do the brave thing.
Take that first step.
Take that first step.
I don’t think you’re even ready for wagon Wednesday. 🤣
May 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I don’t think you’re even ready for wagon Wednesday. 🤣