Hendernator
hendernator.bsky.social
Hendernator
@hendernator.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
It’s cool how Tim Apple makes us install a rad new WinAmp skin on our phone every few years
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Did TPUSA have some hiring rule about how little your face had to look?
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Important to keep in mind that without the bandana and long hair, David Foster Wallace looked like Pollux Troy from FACE/OFF
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
‘Victory’ is not gonna involve any democrats
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I’m not impressed personally; Mamdani has zero proposals for lowering housing costs in Portland
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Anyone know where the Alan Dershowitz blowing his brains out live stream is? Can’t find it on twitch
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by Hendernator
Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
(Guy setting up the first restaurant kitchen): and they will of course all be wearing the hats, yes?
(Other guy setting up the first restaurant kitchen): yes, they will all be wearing the hats, of course.
October 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Can anyone on here teach me the Soviet boxing style before I go to bed?
October 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My checking account was zeroed while I fruitlessly tried to pay for some corner store garbage; I was so frazzled I don’t think I properly thank the guy that handed me a crisp $20 to save me. Thank you stranger
October 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Maybe Pete Davidson is planning a ‘First Reformed’ sort of thing
September 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Me: Look buddy, I got a lot of mushrooms browning right now
September 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I think ai has ruined autocorrect now? Everytime I write an a it’s autocorrected to à now. Everything else sucks as well
September 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I think I’m too weak for this world; I’d be already dead in some, but maybe a god in other ones. This particular one is too hard though
September 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Unable to post this in the thread where it makes sense
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Nothing feels as good as being interrogated by some CIA stooge and rolling that cyanide capsule around in the back of your mouth just waiting for the perfect moment to bite down and ruin his whole day
August 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Face-tuning yourself into incomprehensibility in an ad for photo retouching is such a good bit
August 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What if we only used the super science longevity drugs to keep the billionaires alive longer while we tortured them
August 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
The only reason Nikola Tesla was able to utilize his genius to accomplish so much, is that he put on clothes directly from the clean laundry basket and left a pile of dirty clothes next to it over the course of a week; finally switching the dirty pile back into the now empty basket for cleaning.
August 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My cat is currently protecting me from invisible motes of satanic power….otherwise he’s just randomly flailing around like a dumbass
July 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
What would you think about someone that pronounced it “Dook-Din-ah-stay”
July 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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July 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I can’t predict much about where our dark future is headed, but it seems clear to me that the governing algorithms that control all our fates are intent on us subsisting on a diet of 30 meat sticks for just $36
July 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Top Scooters in History:

1 Scooter (Muppets)
he's pretty boring, but kind of defines the 'basic dude' muppet

2 Scooter Braun
I know this guy sucks but I'm unsure about all the specifics. He discovered Justin Bieber and looks like he's made of hotdog meat

3 Scooter Libby
Worked for Dick Cheney
July 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I heard Kennedy is making it a felony for employees to wash their hands after violently sneezing into both hands
June 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM