helton k goins
@heltonkgoins.bsky.social
⭐️ dallas native 🎓 baylor bear 🎬hollywood survivor ⚖️ legal analyst research 🌎 activist for human rights & equality 📣 it’s us vs. the 1%, full stop ⭐️
the fact that i can't believe it's not butter, has ruined at least seven o my relationships.
May 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
the fact that i can't believe it's not butter, has ruined at least seven o my relationships.
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It’s telling that it’s *always* about making someone else do the hard labor, and never volunteering for it yourself.
More in No, Other People:
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
April 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s telling that it’s *always* about making someone else do the hard labor, and never volunteering for it yourself.
texas governor (corrupt authoritarian greg abbott) definitely thinks the hero of “titanic” is billy zane!
April 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
texas governor (corrupt authoritarian greg abbott) definitely thinks the hero of “titanic” is billy zane!
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Congrats to the fine people of the Badger state for handing Elon Musk his own ass on a platter
April 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
i swear i saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all i could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?
April 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
i swear i saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all i could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?
look. i am SO sorry that i was late, but several of the decisions i made in my late twenties dropped by to say
"heeeeyyyy!!!!"
.....and things got weird.
"heeeeyyyy!!!!"
.....and things got weird.
March 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
look. i am SO sorry that i was late, but several of the decisions i made in my late twenties dropped by to say
"heeeeyyyy!!!!"
.....and things got weird.
"heeeeyyyy!!!!"
.....and things got weird.
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If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
March 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
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Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
i prefer making new friends [with ease] by shrieking "PERIMETER BREACH!!" whenever anyone comes within arms reach of me...
March 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i prefer making new friends [with ease] by shrieking "PERIMETER BREACH!!" whenever anyone comes within arms reach of me...
new idea: starbucks, but for vodka.
March 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
new idea: starbucks, but for vodka.
someone called me "complicated" today. i asked them if we could agree to use the word "complex," and that's when the irony hit me.
March 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
someone called me "complicated" today. i asked them if we could agree to use the word "complex," and that's when the irony hit me.
i just found my wallet & phone in my freezer in case anyone is looking for a babysitter!!
February 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i just found my wallet & phone in my freezer in case anyone is looking for a babysitter!!
Jesus called!
he wants you to
delete your
account.
he wants you to
delete your
account.
February 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Jesus called!
he wants you to
delete your
account.
he wants you to
delete your
account.
...there's been a lot of talk lately from the peasants about my arrogance.
February 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
...there's been a lot of talk lately from the peasants about my arrogance.
is it worse being alone on Valentine's Day or waking up the next day alone with dried bbq sauce on your face?
February 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
is it worse being alone on Valentine's Day or waking up the next day alone with dried bbq sauce on your face?
ok. can someone please give me the name & number of the guy who named the [clearly purple] onion: the "RED ONION!"
....and how
are we all just sitting here letting this happen?
....and how
are we all just sitting here letting this happen?
February 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
ok. can someone please give me the name & number of the guy who named the [clearly purple] onion: the "RED ONION!"
....and how
are we all just sitting here letting this happen?
....and how
are we all just sitting here letting this happen?
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February 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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i accidentally drank decaf coffee this morning.
I'm ok, but the 911 operator was a total bitch about it.
I'm ok, but the 911 operator was a total bitch about it.
February 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
i accidentally drank decaf coffee this morning.
I'm ok, but the 911 operator was a total bitch about it.
I'm ok, but the 911 operator was a total bitch about it.
if the tv show 'Cops' has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they always seem to attract trouble.
February 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
if the tv show 'Cops' has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they always seem to attract trouble.
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What the right wing REALLY means:
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
What the right wing REALLY means:
no one can say that trump did not give full warning of the barbarian world he intended to make!
February 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
no one can say that trump did not give full warning of the barbarian world he intended to make!
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“Pentagon suspends celebrations that honor women and racial and ethnic minorities” open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...
February 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“Pentagon suspends celebrations that honor women and racial and ethnic minorities” open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...
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Trump ordered 2 Cali dams opened to back up his “I opened the pumps” story 🤦🏼
www.latimes.com/environment/...
www.latimes.com/environment/...
February 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Trump ordered 2 Cali dams opened to back up his “I opened the pumps” story 🤦🏼
www.latimes.com/environment/...
www.latimes.com/environment/...
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So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.
January 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.