Helen Brooks
@hellsbells.bsky.social
Comedy writer: Naked Week and The Skewer BBC Radio 4, Breaking the News BBC iplayer, Noising Up BBC Radio Scotland
Morning after the night before
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Morning after the night before
When my bf and I work from home and I get hungry
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When my bf and I work from home and I get hungry
V blurry screenshot of Broad City's @ilanaglazer.com says it best
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
V blurry screenshot of Broad City's @ilanaglazer.com says it best
Had a little forest ramble as part of my attempt to not lose my goddam MIND this winter
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Had a little forest ramble as part of my attempt to not lose my goddam MIND this winter
In the pandemic I made a witch hat for my guinea pig and we did a photo shoot with him and honestly maybe when I look back on my life I'll realise that was my heyday
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
In the pandemic I made a witch hat for my guinea pig and we did a photo shoot with him and honestly maybe when I look back on my life I'll realise that was my heyday
My v small garden looks lovely and autumnal :) being outside and growing things really helps my mood
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
My v small garden looks lovely and autumnal :) being outside and growing things really helps my mood
It's green tomato chutney season guyssss
October 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It's green tomato chutney season guyssss
The Nu Metal Arches were sold out
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The Nu Metal Arches were sold out
My dad died recently and one of our shared interests was Terry Pratchett. Precisely because our books show years of shared reading they are so special. Mort has a note in the back where my dad wrote the code to my bike lock and they're the most meaningful four numbers in existence @rhi.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My dad died recently and one of our shared interests was Terry Pratchett. Precisely because our books show years of shared reading they are so special. Mort has a note in the back where my dad wrote the code to my bike lock and they're the most meaningful four numbers in existence @rhi.bsky.social
A girl can't even use bluesky to post a photo of her butt while dancing to Ghostbusters in an homage to Slimer anymore
October 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A girl can't even use bluesky to post a photo of her butt while dancing to Ghostbusters in an homage to Slimer anymore
A physio told me I had 'long femurs' which meant I 'would never be able to do proper squats' but I don't care because how could this cat fit on me if I didn't have freaky long thighs
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A physio told me I had 'long femurs' which meant I 'would never be able to do proper squats' but I don't care because how could this cat fit on me if I didn't have freaky long thighs
Join me in a good old fashioned game of spot-the-guinea-pig
October 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Join me in a good old fashioned game of spot-the-guinea-pig
The most shocking thing about this is that this parent was able to leave his *four year old* alone for *two hours* and not worry the kid was eg falling downstairs/hiding every single remote control in the neighbourhood/drinking out of the toilet/drawing a moustache on the cat
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The most shocking thing about this is that this parent was able to leave his *four year old* alone for *two hours* and not worry the kid was eg falling downstairs/hiding every single remote control in the neighbourhood/drinking out of the toilet/drawing a moustache on the cat
In a new low i accidentally left my regular glasses at home and had to do an entire pole class wearing my sunglasses
August 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
In a new low i accidentally left my regular glasses at home and had to do an entire pole class wearing my sunglasses
Someone has to be the palest person on the beach
July 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Someone has to be the palest person on the beach
Lunch from the garden (plus some rice and a fried egg)
June 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Lunch from the garden (plus some rice and a fried egg)
NEW DATE! We've had to change the date of our show due to our lives happening at us. New date is 16th July 8.30 pm at Grub in Manchester www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1382026050...
June 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
NEW DATE! We've had to change the date of our show due to our lives happening at us. New date is 16th July 8.30 pm at Grub in Manchester www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1382026050...
If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I love free movement through the back door*
*I am aware there are several ways this can be interpreted, pick your fave
*I am aware there are several ways this can be interpreted, pick your fave
May 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I love free movement through the back door*
*I am aware there are several ways this can be interpreted, pick your fave
*I am aware there are several ways this can be interpreted, pick your fave
Mach 2025 was a BLAST and was not TOO COLD at night
Highlights were:
Kathy Maniura
Lucy Pearman
Darryl Carrington
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social
Kieran Hodgson
Highlights were:
Kathy Maniura
Lucy Pearman
Darryl Carrington
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social
Kieran Hodgson
May 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mach 2025 was a BLAST and was not TOO COLD at night
Highlights were:
Kathy Maniura
Lucy Pearman
Darryl Carrington
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social
Kieran Hodgson
Highlights were:
Kathy Maniura
Lucy Pearman
Darryl Carrington
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social
Kieran Hodgson
Went for my first Wild Stand of the year
April 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Went for my first Wild Stand of the year
I am above average height for a woman
April 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am above average height for a woman
My bf said 'don't post that it looks like a swastika' but he doesn't know its actually just a Roman split
March 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
My bf said 'don't post that it looks like a swastika' but he doesn't know its actually just a Roman split
We saw you from across the quiz and we wondered if you'd like to let us WIN THE WHOLE DAMN THING
March 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
We saw you from across the quiz and we wondered if you'd like to let us WIN THE WHOLE DAMN THING
You would never know this horrible little baby traumatised me earlier by bringing in a mouse/rat
March 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
You would never know this horrible little baby traumatised me earlier by bringing in a mouse/rat