*INHALES* ‘Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby..’ 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
*INHALES* ‘Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby..’ 🎶
They suggested chill pills + gentle approach. I suggested sedation + efficiency to avoid bloodshed and emotional damage🩸 Back home, sedated gremlin is peaceful, but I just KNOW he’s confused about where his eagle claws went 😜
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
They suggested chill pills + gentle approach. I suggested sedation + efficiency to avoid bloodshed and emotional damage🩸 Back home, sedated gremlin is peaceful, but I just KNOW he’s confused about where his eagle claws went 😜
Public warning: if you hear screams from the clinic, don’t worry. It’s just us.
He sensed the nail trimmers before we even left home — currently being extra cute to save his claws 😭🤣😗
He sensed the nail trimmers before we even left home — currently being extra cute to save his claws 😭🤣😗
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Public warning: if you hear screams from the clinic, don’t worry. It’s just us.
He sensed the nail trimmers before we even left home — currently being extra cute to save his claws 😭🤣😗
He sensed the nail trimmers before we even left home — currently being extra cute to save his claws 😭🤣😗
If lost, return me to this lake. 🧜🏻♀️🗺️
September 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If lost, return me to this lake. 🧜🏻♀️🗺️
Status: one mosquito bite and my dog is acting like he needs therapy and a wheelchair. And yes — I carried his limping 15kg self to the nearest car-share during our evening walkie to get home. 🦟
September 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Status: one mosquito bite and my dog is acting like he needs therapy and a wheelchair. And yes — I carried his limping 15kg self to the nearest car-share during our evening walkie to get home. 🦟
🪶 When German TV journalists asked my hopes, I delivered peak wisdom: “nothing gets worse.” 🤦♀️🤣 At least mom-time is perfect.
August 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
🪶 When German TV journalists asked my hopes, I delivered peak wisdom: “nothing gets worse.” 🤦♀️🤣 At least mom-time is perfect.
Haha… tired marketing professional with 12yrs of experience drafting newsletters on Friday be like:
August 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Haha… tired marketing professional with 12yrs of experience drafting newsletters on Friday be like:
Another day in the office 🏢
August 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Another day in the office 🏢
I don’t tell dachshunds he naps all day, he doesn’t tell people I google recipes but order takeout. 🍔📲 Win–win. 😴
August 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I don’t tell dachshunds he naps all day, he doesn’t tell people I google recipes but order takeout. 🍔📲 Win–win. 😴
My booooi is a big fan of the fan! 🌬️🐶
August 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My booooi is a big fan of the fan! 🌬️🐶
SOO… vacation mode: off. Burrata, cheese, and foodie heaven also over. 🍝🥗🧀✈️ Back to my old routine and actually trying to stick to it. Hard? Yep. But this pic makes me kinda hopeful 🌿
July 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
SOO… vacation mode: off. Burrata, cheese, and foodie heaven also over. 🍝🥗🧀✈️ Back to my old routine and actually trying to stick to it. Hard? Yep. But this pic makes me kinda hopeful 🌿
Every time I’m somewhere the tomatos know sunlight… I stuff my face.
Currently: Bulgaria. 🍅
Currently: Bulgaria. 🍅
July 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Every time I’m somewhere the tomatos know sunlight… I stuff my face.
Currently: Bulgaria. 🍅
Currently: Bulgaria. 🍅
every day in Split it is just me vs UV index. 🙌🏻 … and I’m not winning.
July 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
every day in Split it is just me vs UV index. 🙌🏻 … and I’m not winning.
Rooting for Estonia in Eurovision like it’s a national emergency! 🇪🇪 Running on coffee and unstable emotions. Also, here is the annual drinking bingo I found 🙌🏻💙🖤🤍
May 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Rooting for Estonia in Eurovision like it’s a national emergency! 🇪🇪 Running on coffee and unstable emotions. Also, here is the annual drinking bingo I found 🙌🏻💙🖤🤍
My cousin’s kid handed me a snake in skirts with the confidence of Anna Wintour. 🩷💎
She knows I’m the audience for this.
She knows I’m the audience for this.
May 13, 2025 at 9:49 AM
My cousin’s kid handed me a snake in skirts with the confidence of Anna Wintour. 🩷💎
She knows I’m the audience for this.
She knows I’m the audience for this.
