This monolithic Europe notion has me in stitches

And fuck the electric ones too while we’re at it!!

I need to come for a visit when (if??) @samer.is comes back! Will be eating the whole list, thank you 🤤

Your parents are the best 🥰

Super fair. I was mostly there for work, hence the over the top restaurants. 😂

There is a comida criolla place we use to go for lunch that isn’t too far from El Choli, let me see if I can find the name.

And if you can speak any Spanish, definitely do. It’s certainly appreciated!!

I was rarely in Viejo San Juan but like others said, Marmalade is fantastic.

I might also suggest taking an uber to Condado; get drinks at a rooftop bar (ARYA’s is lovely) then have bougie dinner at Mario Pagán’s or 1919.

And another place to uber to would be La Casita Blanca for comida criolla.

My record is 4 pounds in day. It was great until it wasn’t.

Literally every time I do an “oopsie I was on mute” it’s because I wasn’t paying attention and need to buy myself time 😬

When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.

Surprised you didn’t put bacon!

I want to go to there

We should've never let hair gel achieve sentience

Never forget

Gavin gonna Gavin

Kinda need @punkaboo.bsky.social to weigh in.

Me and B earlier today:

That said, the bike to Hopp pipeline is an excellent approach, @samer.is 😜