Laurel Thompson
@hellolaurel.bsky.social
Watercolor portrait artist 👩🏻🎨 doggo lover 🐶 see my work on IG @darngooddogdoodles
Nice goiter…I mean, gater.
January 28, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Nice goiter…I mean, gater.
But did they have blood coming out of their wherever?
January 28, 2026 at 9:01 PM
But did they have blood coming out of their wherever?
As an Atlantan I can think of almost nothing else (almost because we’ve also got ICE pulling children out of our schools this week). I hope people realize this isn’t about 2020, it’s about 2026.
January 28, 2026 at 7:53 PM
As an Atlantan I can think of almost nothing else (almost because we’ve also got ICE pulling children out of our schools this week). I hope people realize this isn’t about 2020, it’s about 2026.
You could make them wear like a patch or a badge on their shirts, even.
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
You could make them wear like a patch or a badge on their shirts, even.
Pitchbot, is that you???
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Pitchbot, is that you???
I thought “did you not learn” was also a death threat, pretty clearly.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I thought “did you not learn” was also a death threat, pretty clearly.
As in, not murder-y enough?
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 PM
As in, not murder-y enough?
Well, when the alternatives are do nothing, or protest and get murdered…
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Well, when the alternatives are do nothing, or protest and get murdered…
It’s the eyebrows. I always say an eyebrow twitch is worth a thousand words.
January 26, 2026 at 5:48 PM
It’s the eyebrows. I always say an eyebrow twitch is worth a thousand words.
I lol’d. And we all need a lil lol right now so thank you.
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I lol’d. And we all need a lil lol right now so thank you.
More like Bored of Peace
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
More like Bored of Peace
Canada’s really been working their Al-Anon steps and detaching with love.
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Canada’s really been working their Al-Anon steps and detaching with love.
Did they? Or are they trying to warn her she’s about to receive 10 million teensy tiny 🍆 pics
January 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Did they? Or are they trying to warn her she’s about to receive 10 million teensy tiny 🍆 pics
Reposted by Laurel Thompson
Just remember the rhyme, boys and girls:
"If it's Naomi Klein - you'll be fine,
"If it's Naomi Wolf - what the fuck were you thinking, are you having a stroke, do you need me to call someone, for God's sake take your meds."
"If it's Naomi Klein - you'll be fine,
"If it's Naomi Wolf - what the fuck were you thinking, are you having a stroke, do you need me to call someone, for God's sake take your meds."
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Just remember the rhyme, boys and girls:
"If it's Naomi Klein - you'll be fine,
"If it's Naomi Wolf - what the fuck were you thinking, are you having a stroke, do you need me to call someone, for God's sake take your meds."
"If it's Naomi Klein - you'll be fine,
"If it's Naomi Wolf - what the fuck were you thinking, are you having a stroke, do you need me to call someone, for God's sake take your meds."
I’ll tell you, anecdotally, who they are. My cousin tried to join the military at 18 but failed out of bootcamp for a kidney problem, and it’s been the central tragedy of his life.
For years he’s been flailing around trying to feel like a man, so when CBP had a job opening he saw his salvation.
For years he’s been flailing around trying to feel like a man, so when CBP had a job opening he saw his salvation.
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I’ll tell you, anecdotally, who they are. My cousin tried to join the military at 18 but failed out of bootcamp for a kidney problem, and it’s been the central tragedy of his life.
For years he’s been flailing around trying to feel like a man, so when CBP had a job opening he saw his salvation.
For years he’s been flailing around trying to feel like a man, so when CBP had a job opening he saw his salvation.
Well knock me over with a feather!
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Well knock me over with a feather!
That was my first job!!!
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
That was my first job!!!
I pray that one day, internet people will understand the difference between “being cancelled” and “no one wants to hear your hot take”
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I pray that one day, internet people will understand the difference between “being cancelled” and “no one wants to hear your hot take”
That’s the thing about global prizes…
October 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That’s the thing about global prizes…