lobster wife
@hellohell.bsky.social
holed up in the middle of nowhere, just here for the pet pics
Nobody else would probably ever get why this makes me wanna cry, but I love my angry little black dog and the bravest kitten in the whole world. She never even flinched when he told her how much he hated her. She just kept trying and honestly, so did he. 😭💜💜💜
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Nobody else would probably ever get why this makes me wanna cry, but I love my angry little black dog and the bravest kitten in the whole world. She never even flinched when he told her how much he hated her. She just kept trying and honestly, so did he. 😭💜💜💜
The starving cat who walked out of a corn field and into
my h e a r t
now simply eats, sleeps, and plays all day long. 💜
my h e a r t
now simply eats, sleeps, and plays all day long. 💜
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The starving cat who walked out of a corn field and into
my h e a r t
now simply eats, sleeps, and plays all day long. 💜
my h e a r t
now simply eats, sleeps, and plays all day long. 💜
Fierce hunter of spider plant
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Fierce hunter of spider plant
Also she went to Syracuse in her new car seat. 💜
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Also she went to Syracuse in her new car seat. 💜
This is just a cat pic page. 🤷
Kevin loves the plant window so much that I had to move the plants around to make her a space to grow in the sunshine too.
She's getting so chunky and fluffed out for winter. The most satisfying thing in the world is taking a sick cat and making her feel good. 💜
Kevin loves the plant window so much that I had to move the plants around to make her a space to grow in the sunshine too.
She's getting so chunky and fluffed out for winter. The most satisfying thing in the world is taking a sick cat and making her feel good. 💜
November 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is just a cat pic page. 🤷
Kevin loves the plant window so much that I had to move the plants around to make her a space to grow in the sunshine too.
She's getting so chunky and fluffed out for winter. The most satisfying thing in the world is taking a sick cat and making her feel good. 💜
Kevin loves the plant window so much that I had to move the plants around to make her a space to grow in the sunshine too.
She's getting so chunky and fluffed out for winter. The most satisfying thing in the world is taking a sick cat and making her feel good. 💜
The way this girl loves a car ride. Maybe even more than the dogs do.
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The way this girl loves a car ride. Maybe even more than the dogs do.
the most perfect baby
October 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
the most perfect baby
Kevin was bored today, so I tried the teeny tiny harness I got for her and she loves it.
I took her for a little walk in the driveway.
She's still got a viral upper respiratory infection and doesn't get her rabies shot for a couple more weeks, so we can't get TOO adventurous but 😍
I took her for a little walk in the driveway.
She's still got a viral upper respiratory infection and doesn't get her rabies shot for a couple more weeks, so we can't get TOO adventurous but 😍
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Kevin was bored today, so I tried the teeny tiny harness I got for her and she loves it.
I took her for a little walk in the driveway.
She's still got a viral upper respiratory infection and doesn't get her rabies shot for a couple more weeks, so we can't get TOO adventurous but 😍
I took her for a little walk in the driveway.
She's still got a viral upper respiratory infection and doesn't get her rabies shot for a couple more weeks, so we can't get TOO adventurous but 😍
Oops, I named her Kevin and trimmed all her toenails. I love her
October 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oops, I named her Kevin and trimmed all her toenails. I love her
She's still just a baby 🥺
October 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
She's still just a baby 🥺
Found a cat in the road last night. There are so many "farm cat"(neglected) cat colonies around. I just took her even though it was right in front of a house. She ran over to me as soon as I parked to sit in the light of my headlights for warmth. She was shivering.
October 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Found a cat in the road last night. There are so many "farm cat"(neglected) cat colonies around. I just took her even though it was right in front of a house. She ran over to me as soon as I parked to sit in the light of my headlights for warmth. She was shivering.
Absolutely incredible latest Lindsay Ellis video. Can't believe Larry turned out to be a commie.
September 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Absolutely incredible latest Lindsay Ellis video. Can't believe Larry turned out to be a commie.
Not the Weston A Price Foundation lady 🤦
"USDA Marxism" is killing me.
"USDA Marxism" is killing me.
September 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Not the Weston A Price Foundation lady 🤦
"USDA Marxism" is killing me.
"USDA Marxism" is killing me.
sometimes living in central new york feels a lot like Girl of the Limberlost and I love it so much.
This is a polyphenous moth caterpillar we found at the baseball diamond today.
It's HUGE and so cool and horrifying up close 😍
This is a polyphenous moth caterpillar we found at the baseball diamond today.
It's HUGE and so cool and horrifying up close 😍
August 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
sometimes living in central new york feels a lot like Girl of the Limberlost and I love it so much.
This is a polyphenous moth caterpillar we found at the baseball diamond today.
It's HUGE and so cool and horrifying up close 😍
This is a polyphenous moth caterpillar we found at the baseball diamond today.
It's HUGE and so cool and horrifying up close 😍
False strawberry never tastes half as good as it looks, but it's still so tempting.
July 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
False strawberry never tastes half as good as it looks, but it's still so tempting.
No one can stop you from sewing tomatoes onto whatever you want.
April 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
No one can stop you from sewing tomatoes onto whatever you want.
Got the first coat of orange on!
Word to the wise: don't paint floor at the exact same time your dog starts to shed his fine undercoat.
Also, god knows how many tiny hairs I've missed. The essence of Goose will remain in this floor for years to come, I'm sure.
Word to the wise: don't paint floor at the exact same time your dog starts to shed his fine undercoat.
Also, god knows how many tiny hairs I've missed. The essence of Goose will remain in this floor for years to come, I'm sure.
April 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Got the first coat of orange on!
Word to the wise: don't paint floor at the exact same time your dog starts to shed his fine undercoat.
Also, god knows how many tiny hairs I've missed. The essence of Goose will remain in this floor for years to come, I'm sure.
Word to the wise: don't paint floor at the exact same time your dog starts to shed his fine undercoat.
Also, god knows how many tiny hairs I've missed. The essence of Goose will remain in this floor for years to come, I'm sure.
Finishing the second half of what is possibly The Grossest Floor of All Time.
I'll miss the hickory, I will not miss whatever the sticky black stuff on the corner is that won't come up. 🤢
I'll miss the hickory, I will not miss whatever the sticky black stuff on the corner is that won't come up. 🤢
April 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Finishing the second half of what is possibly The Grossest Floor of All Time.
I'll miss the hickory, I will not miss whatever the sticky black stuff on the corner is that won't come up. 🤢
I'll miss the hickory, I will not miss whatever the sticky black stuff on the corner is that won't come up. 🤢
I made a curtain for (half of) Ben's office.
March 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I made a curtain for (half of) Ben's office.
Well, I crashed out on nextdoor because I hate every MAGA shithead that lives near me (but mostly bc they won't let me post about the Tesla protest that I think people should go to lol).
It's embarrassing, but not as bad as sucking Musk dick. So at least I have that. Also fuck the nextdoor admin.💀
It's embarrassing, but not as bad as sucking Musk dick. So at least I have that. Also fuck the nextdoor admin.💀
March 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Well, I crashed out on nextdoor because I hate every MAGA shithead that lives near me (but mostly bc they won't let me post about the Tesla protest that I think people should go to lol).
It's embarrassing, but not as bad as sucking Musk dick. So at least I have that. Also fuck the nextdoor admin.💀
It's embarrassing, but not as bad as sucking Musk dick. So at least I have that. Also fuck the nextdoor admin.💀
You know you met at Starbucks when for the full 17 years of your relationship, all the soy milk adjacent containers in the fridge are dated 💀
My house is a mess but I know when I opened the fucking chicken stock.
My house is a mess but I know when I opened the fucking chicken stock.
March 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You know you met at Starbucks when for the full 17 years of your relationship, all the soy milk adjacent containers in the fridge are dated 💀
My house is a mess but I know when I opened the fucking chicken stock.
My house is a mess but I know when I opened the fucking chicken stock.
Joann's bankruptcy = fishermen's wool on sale and a new Hobbiton vest for me.
I have to find something to do other than a constant doom scroll. 🫠
I have to find something to do other than a constant doom scroll. 🫠
February 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Joann's bankruptcy = fishermen's wool on sale and a new Hobbiton vest for me.
I have to find something to do other than a constant doom scroll. 🫠
I have to find something to do other than a constant doom scroll. 🫠