Jake Lauer
@hellocontrol.dev
He/him. Engineering Lead @ Bungie in Server Orchestration. Cubs fan. Creator of http://baseball.theater and http://bad.cards. 9w1.
For those who don't know:
This logo means *literally nothing* when you see it on new products. After declaring bankruptcy, Kodak started licensing their brand all over the place so, if anything, it means you're buying a low-quality product which is trying to pretend to be a high-quality one!
This logo means *literally nothing* when you see it on new products. After declaring bankruptcy, Kodak started licensing their brand all over the place so, if anything, it means you're buying a low-quality product which is trying to pretend to be a high-quality one!
August 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
For those who don't know:
This logo means *literally nothing* when you see it on new products. After declaring bankruptcy, Kodak started licensing their brand all over the place so, if anything, it means you're buying a low-quality product which is trying to pretend to be a high-quality one!
This logo means *literally nothing* when you see it on new products. After declaring bankruptcy, Kodak started licensing their brand all over the place so, if anything, it means you're buying a low-quality product which is trying to pretend to be a high-quality one!
An original by yours truly
August 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
An original by yours truly
I might need this in my office
June 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I might need this in my office
what a weird merger, right?
May 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
what a weird merger, right?
I nominate Daniel Brühl to play the lead.
March 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I nominate Daniel Brühl to play the lead.
just wrote a sentence which includes "vice versâ vis-à-vis" in it
February 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
just wrote a sentence which includes "vice versâ vis-à-vis" in it
thinking of opening an etsy shop
January 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
thinking of opening an etsy shop
Idk who needs to know this but you can recycle half gallon cartons like this
January 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Idk who needs to know this but you can recycle half gallon cartons like this
In fact, in order to take 13 years off your loan, your interest rate would have to be over 14%!
January 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
In fact, in order to take 13 years off your loan, your interest rate would have to be over 14%!
At today’s interest rate, you’ll cut 6 years off your loan. Nothing to sneeze at, but less than half what was promised.
January 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
At today’s interest rate, you’ll cut 6 years off your loan. Nothing to sneeze at, but less than half what was promised.
Boy, this is great advice! Or at least it would be, if it wasn’t complete horseshit.
Sure, adding an extra payment avoids some interest, but not 13 years of interest!
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Sure, adding an extra payment avoids some interest, but not 13 years of interest!
🧵⤵️
January 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Boy, this is great advice! Or at least it would be, if it wasn’t complete horseshit.
Sure, adding an extra payment avoids some interest, but not 13 years of interest!
🧵⤵️
Sure, adding an extra payment avoids some interest, but not 13 years of interest!
🧵⤵️
my new guest wifi portal
December 23, 2024 at 9:14 AM
my new guest wifi portal
These lights we found are so cool! Tiny little snow globes!
December 19, 2024 at 5:02 AM
These lights we found are so cool! Tiny little snow globes!
I’m counting on science to invent the Jetsons’ system
November 29, 2024 at 7:14 AM
I’m counting on science to invent the Jetsons’ system
If I actually ever used YouTube Music this would be really embarrassing
that said, it IS a banger
that said, it IS a banger
November 23, 2024 at 6:43 PM
If I actually ever used YouTube Music this would be really embarrassing
that said, it IS a banger
that said, it IS a banger
wife: "mmk you better be planning to wrap all the presents this year because I'm not using that thing"
husband (lying): "yeah I was already gonna ok?"
husband (lying): "yeah I was already gonna ok?"
November 18, 2024 at 7:50 PM
wife: "mmk you better be planning to wrap all the presents this year because I'm not using that thing"
husband (lying): "yeah I was already gonna ok?"
husband (lying): "yeah I was already gonna ok?"
I made this and I think it’s pretty accurate
November 14, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I made this and I think it’s pretty accurate
So my car started SMOKING INSIDE this morning… and no, this is not the same car as my last post. This is my ‘23 Tesla Model X.
Sliiiightly disconcerting.
Sliiiightly disconcerting.
November 13, 2024 at 8:43 PM
So my car started SMOKING INSIDE this morning… and no, this is not the same car as my last post. This is my ‘23 Tesla Model X.
Sliiiightly disconcerting.
Sliiiightly disconcerting.
new captain america poster dropped
November 10, 2024 at 5:46 AM
new captain america poster dropped
In search of oversized overalls, corncob pipe, single piece of straw to chew on, etc
August 2, 2023 at 8:48 PM
In search of oversized overalls, corncob pipe, single piece of straw to chew on, etc
maybe this should be the new name and logo
July 24, 2023 at 3:39 PM
maybe this should be the new name and logo