Paul McDonald
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RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer — theonion.com/rfk-jr-recom...
RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer
WASHINGTON—Suggesting an unorthodox alternative to standard oncological treatments, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued recommendations Friday that encourage Americans to ...
theonion.com
August 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer — theonion.com/rfk-jr-recom...
WNBA To Expand Into 3 More Cities As Caitlin Clark Cloning Experiment Nears Completion — theonion.com/wnba-to-expa...
WNBA To Expand Into 3 More Cities As Caitlin Clark Cloning Experiment Nears Completion
NEW YORK—Calling it a “historic moment” in women’s basketball history, the WNBA announced Wednesday that the league would expand into three more cities as its Caitlin Clark cloning experiment neared c...
theonion.com
August 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
WNBA To Expand Into 3 More Cities As Caitlin Clark Cloning Experiment Nears Completion — theonion.com/wnba-to-expa...
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid — theonion.com/rfk-jr-manda...
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
theonion.com
August 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid — theonion.com/rfk-jr-manda...
Trump Announces $175 Billion Rosie O’Donnell Defense System — theonion.com/trump-announ...
Trump Announces $175 Billion Rosie O’Donnell Defense System
WASHINGTON—In a sudden escalation of his feud with the American-born, Ireland-based former talk show host, President Donald Trump announced Monday he had signed an executive order allocating $175 bill...
theonion.com
July 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trump Announces $175 Billion Rosie O’Donnell Defense System — theonion.com/trump-announ...
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting — theonion.com/ghislaine-ma...
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...
theonion.com
July 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting — theonion.com/ghislaine-ma...
Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident — theonion.com/weeping-trum...
Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident
WASHINGTON—Making sure the pair were sitting down before she delivered the news, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles reportedly told the Trump boys Friday that their Uncle Elon had been blown up in...
theonion.com
June 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident — theonion.com/weeping-trum...
Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance — theonion.com/trump-argues...
Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that his tariff hikes could result in a frozen supply chain this holiday season, President Donald Trump claimed Friday that any toy shortages Americans experienced could be ea...
theonion.com
May 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance — theonion.com/trump-argues...
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Is Elon Musk Secretly Creating A "Jonestown" Type Compound In Texas?
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Is Elon Musk Secretly Creating A "Jonestown" Type Compound In Texas?
A gold idol, silenced workers, and a town under his thumb—inside Elon Musk’s eerie vision for a SpaceX utopia in Texas.
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May 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Is Elon Musk Secretly Creating A "Jonestown" Type Compound In Texas?
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EVICTED: Pierre Poilievre Loses His Seat, His Mansion, and Half a Million in Grift Perks
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EVICTED: Pierre Poilievre Loses His Seat, His Mansion, and Half a Million in Grift Perks
Stornoway is no longer Pierre’s playground. He lost his seat, and with it, the keys to his free mansion, taxpayer perks, and $1,000-a-day rage-fueled lifestyle.
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May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
EVICTED: Pierre Poilievre Loses His Seat, His Mansion, and Half a Million in Grift Perks
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Canada, 9/11. Welcomes grounded & stranded Americans open arms.
Afghanistan 168 CAF members KIA.
And now you talk about annexing us to steal our natural resources.....
Afghanistan 168 CAF members KIA.
And now you talk about annexing us to steal our natural resources.....
February 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Canada, 9/11. Welcomes grounded & stranded Americans open arms.
Afghanistan 168 CAF members KIA.
And now you talk about annexing us to steal our natural resources.....
Afghanistan 168 CAF members KIA.
And now you talk about annexing us to steal our natural resources.....
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States — theonion.com/fbi-uncovers...
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States — theonion.com/fbi-uncovers...
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Canada should immediately announce a 25% tarif on American goods until America deals with all the illegal. Guns they ship over the border.
November 27, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Canada should immediately announce a 25% tarif on American goods until America deals with all the illegal. Guns they ship over the border.
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Saw one more "cyclists should just take the side street" take online and reached my breaking point, had to make this meme 😭😭
November 23, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Saw one more "cyclists should just take the side street" take online and reached my breaking point, had to make this meme 😭😭
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America is in debt to the billionaires who didn't pay their taxes.
It should all be written off, then we should tax the billionaires as well.
It should all be written off, then we should tax the billionaires as well.
November 23, 2024 at 6:03 PM
America is in debt to the billionaires who didn't pay their taxes.
It should all be written off, then we should tax the billionaires as well.
It should all be written off, then we should tax the billionaires as well.
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King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed.
But he still needed a 45% pay rise.
Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
But he still needed a 45% pay rise.
Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
November 23, 2024 at 12:53 PM
King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed.
But he still needed a 45% pay rise.
Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
But he still needed a 45% pay rise.
Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.
#AbolishTheMonarchy