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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]
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March 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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There is a reason Elon Musk and Donald Trump LIE about Social Security.
March 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There is a reason Elon Musk and Donald Trump LIE about Social Security.
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Feel like I'm gonna need to spend the next couple of months re-reading all of the Vonnegut books.
March 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Feel like I'm gonna need to spend the next couple of months re-reading all of the Vonnegut books.
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Don’t tell me that Trump/Musk are not trying to destroy Social Security.
30,000 people died last year while waiting to get their benefits.
Under this new policy, those numbers will skyrocket.
We can’t kill seniors so that billionaires get their tax breaks.
30,000 people died last year while waiting to get their benefits.
Under this new policy, those numbers will skyrocket.
We can’t kill seniors so that billionaires get their tax breaks.
March 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Don’t tell me that Trump/Musk are not trying to destroy Social Security.
30,000 people died last year while waiting to get their benefits.
Under this new policy, those numbers will skyrocket.
We can’t kill seniors so that billionaires get their tax breaks.
30,000 people died last year while waiting to get their benefits.
Under this new policy, those numbers will skyrocket.
We can’t kill seniors so that billionaires get their tax breaks.
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From The Archives: Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison
Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison
NEW YORK—Emphasizing that it was their only option amid the rampant protests that had erupted on campus, Columbia University announced Monday that it had given students the option to finish classes fr...
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March 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
From The Archives: Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison
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For the first time in 10 years, a child has died from measles in the United States.
Vaccines prevent measles.
Americans need to hear our top health officials say clearly: every child in America should get vaccinated against this terrible disease.
Vaccines prevent measles.
Americans need to hear our top health officials say clearly: every child in America should get vaccinated against this terrible disease.
March 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
For the first time in 10 years, a child has died from measles in the United States.
Vaccines prevent measles.
Americans need to hear our top health officials say clearly: every child in America should get vaccinated against this terrible disease.
Vaccines prevent measles.
Americans need to hear our top health officials say clearly: every child in America should get vaccinated against this terrible disease.
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HAYES: “The United States siding with Putin against democratic allies will have massive consequences for global politics for decades to come.”
March 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
HAYES: “The United States siding with Putin against democratic allies will have massive consequences for global politics for decades to come.”
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"Don't ever let anyone tell you that what you see with your own eyes isn't happening."
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February 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Don't ever let anyone tell you that what you see with your own eyes isn't happening."
🇮🇱 Stand Up to Jewish Hate
#NoHate
#Voices4Victory
🇮🇱 Stand Up to Jewish Hate
#NoHate
#Voices4Victory