Hello darkness...
@hello-darkness.bsky.social
Let's pretend I said something profound...
I identify as a Kakapo.
Sarcasm is difficult to express in writing.
There is a vast difference between what you need and what you want...you need a roof over your head, you don't need a mansion.
I'm old...
I identify as a Kakapo.
Sarcasm is difficult to express in writing.
There is a vast difference between what you need and what you want...you need a roof over your head, you don't need a mansion.
I'm old...
🧵
And my reality...
27...🙄😬🤣
And my reality...
27...🙄😬🤣
July 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
🧵
And my reality...
27...🙄😬🤣
And my reality...
27...🙄😬🤣
Everything that came in a little baggy was random...just because they said it was Maui Waui doesn't mean it really was...🤣🤣👵
June 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Everything that came in a little baggy was random...just because they said it was Maui Waui doesn't mean it really was...🤣🤣👵
He's doing Spaceballs 2, set to release in 2027. He's said to do Yogurt again, no mention of President Skroob...at the tender age of 99..
a man in a green robe is holding a puppet with a laurel wreath behind him that says atlanta film festival
Alt: Mel Brooks, as Yogurt in Spaceballs, dressed in a green robe, is holding a miniature statue of him and kisses the top of its head. A laurel wreath behind him that says atlanta film festival.
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June 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He's doing Spaceballs 2, set to release in 2027. He's said to do Yogurt again, no mention of President Skroob...at the tender age of 99..
A hip is just a hip,
A thigh is just a thigh...
A thigh is just a thigh...
June 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
A hip is just a hip,
A thigh is just a thigh...
A thigh is just a thigh...
Not really...
You can fry an egg on the sidewalk in Vegas...you get a poached one in NY...🤣🤣
Humidity is thine enemy!
You can fry an egg on the sidewalk in Vegas...you get a poached one in NY...🤣🤣
Humidity is thine enemy!
June 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Not really...
You can fry an egg on the sidewalk in Vegas...you get a poached one in NY...🤣🤣
Humidity is thine enemy!
You can fry an egg on the sidewalk in Vegas...you get a poached one in NY...🤣🤣
Humidity is thine enemy!
Skinamarink a dink, skinamarink a do,
I love you!
Now the theme song from The Elephant Show can be stuck in your head!!!🤣🤣🤣
I love you!
Now the theme song from The Elephant Show can be stuck in your head!!!🤣🤣🤣
June 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Skinamarink a dink, skinamarink a do,
I love you!
Now the theme song from The Elephant Show can be stuck in your head!!!🤣🤣🤣
I love you!
Now the theme song from The Elephant Show can be stuck in your head!!!🤣🤣🤣
For the non-old people...that movie is called Reefer Madness...it's about teenagers getting hooked on reefer at the first hit and turning to jazz music...yes, really...🙄🤣
June 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
For the non-old people...that movie is called Reefer Madness...it's about teenagers getting hooked on reefer at the first hit and turning to jazz music...yes, really...🙄🤣
For those that aren't old...🤣👵
a painting of a gnome swinging on a rope
ALT: a painting of a gnome swinging on a rope
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June 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
For those that aren't old...🤣👵
It appears I'm old...lol
a girl with purple hair and a blue coat is on make a gif
ALT: a girl with purple hair and a blue coat is on make a gif
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May 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It appears I'm old...lol
Sooooo....it's a scene out of Up In Smoke....
Sgt. Stedenko would be proud!
Shoot the moon!
Sgt. Stedenko would be proud!
Shoot the moon!
May 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sooooo....it's a scene out of Up In Smoke....
Sgt. Stedenko would be proud!
Shoot the moon!
Sgt. Stedenko would be proud!
Shoot the moon!
I have found earbuds, a good audiobook, and a simple area of my wip to cross stitch can be a welcomed distraction for a while, especially before bed.
May 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I have found earbuds, a good audiobook, and a simple area of my wip to cross stitch can be a welcomed distraction for a while, especially before bed.
Midnight Madness...very young man back then.
May 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Midnight Madness...very young man back then.
"It's Bouquet!"
April 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"It's Bouquet!"
It's been a while since I've had this reaction...well done!
a man in a suit and tie holds his hand to his forehead
ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds his hand to his forehead
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April 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's been a while since I've had this reaction...well done!
It's hard to tell from the video, but did they sense the earthquake beforehand or did they begin to move after it started shaking?
April 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It's hard to tell from the video, but did they sense the earthquake beforehand or did they begin to move after it started shaking?
My word the tall one looks so much like Endora from Bewitched...gorgeous! Yes, I'm old...
April 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My word the tall one looks so much like Endora from Bewitched...gorgeous! Yes, I'm old...