Hello darkness...
@hello-darkness.bsky.social
Let's pretend I said something profound...
I identify as a Kakapo.
Sarcasm is difficult to express in writing.
There is a vast difference between what you need and what you want...you need a roof over your head, you don't need a mansion.
I'm old...
I identify as a Kakapo.
Sarcasm is difficult to express in writing.
There is a vast difference between what you need and what you want...you need a roof over your head, you don't need a mansion.
I'm old...
Pinned
🧶🧵 Please read with all the sarcasm it was written with...
My artistic brain: Ha, I can create better than that.
My logical brain: Right...🙄
Artistic: It will be a beautiful Christmas torte instead of plain cake.
Logical: 🙄
Artistic: So, ugly Christmas sweater torte is nice...
My artistic brain: Ha, I can create better than that.
My logical brain: Right...🙄
Artistic: It will be a beautiful Christmas torte instead of plain cake.
Logical: 🙄
Artistic: So, ugly Christmas sweater torte is nice...
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Me thinking it only has 3-4 colors...
Me thinking it only has 3-4 colors...
July 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Me thinking it only has 3-4 colors...
Me thinking it only has 3-4 colors...
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I. Hate. Popcorn.
Unless it has salt and butter...js...
I. Hate. Popcorn.
Unless it has salt and butter...js...
July 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I. Hate. Popcorn.
Unless it has salt and butter...js...
I. Hate. Popcorn.
Unless it has salt and butter...js...
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
#CrossStitch
I didn't think it would look this good...😁 Needs to be washed though.
I didn't think it would look this good...😁 Needs to be washed though.
June 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
#CrossStitch
I didn't think it would look this good...😁 Needs to be washed though.
I didn't think it would look this good...😁 Needs to be washed though.
#crossstitch
I just ordered a kit from the huge river place...
The suggested add ons included a cane and a lighted magnifying ring thing...
Way to make me feel old! 🤣🤣👵
I just ordered a kit from the huge river place...
The suggested add ons included a cane and a lighted magnifying ring thing...
Way to make me feel old! 🤣🤣👵
June 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
#crossstitch
I just ordered a kit from the huge river place...
The suggested add ons included a cane and a lighted magnifying ring thing...
Way to make me feel old! 🤣🤣👵
I just ordered a kit from the huge river place...
The suggested add ons included a cane and a lighted magnifying ring thing...
Way to make me feel old! 🤣🤣👵
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There's not
much crafting here other than repurposing...
It's a Halloween decoration - a black metal pumpkin that holds tea lights.
I used a saucer and a small bowl for the seed.
They hop around the rings that hold the tea light cups.
Easy to return to its original purpose.
There's not
much crafting here other than repurposing...
It's a Halloween decoration - a black metal pumpkin that holds tea lights.
I used a saucer and a small bowl for the seed.
They hop around the rings that hold the tea light cups.
Easy to return to its original purpose.
June 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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There's not
much crafting here other than repurposing...
It's a Halloween decoration - a black metal pumpkin that holds tea lights.
I used a saucer and a small bowl for the seed.
They hop around the rings that hold the tea light cups.
Easy to return to its original purpose.
There's not
much crafting here other than repurposing...
It's a Halloween decoration - a black metal pumpkin that holds tea lights.
I used a saucer and a small bowl for the seed.
They hop around the rings that hold the tea light cups.
Easy to return to its original purpose.
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Can someone please help me...this is an orchid that I trimmed back after the last bloom died. Do I replant this shoot?
Can someone please help me...this is an orchid that I trimmed back after the last bloom died. Do I replant this shoot?
June 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Can someone please help me...this is an orchid that I trimmed back after the last bloom died. Do I replant this shoot?
Can someone please help me...this is an orchid that I trimmed back after the last bloom died. Do I replant this shoot?
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Is this normal for a lemon tree? The bottom leaves are falling off. I have a moisture gauge but I don't know if there's more going on than a watering issue. I do have two lemons growing but still green.
Is this normal for a lemon tree? The bottom leaves are falling off. I have a moisture gauge but I don't know if there's more going on than a watering issue. I do have two lemons growing but still green.
May 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Is this normal for a lemon tree? The bottom leaves are falling off. I have a moisture gauge but I don't know if there's more going on than a watering issue. I do have two lemons growing but still green.
Is this normal for a lemon tree? The bottom leaves are falling off. I have a moisture gauge but I don't know if there's more going on than a watering issue. I do have two lemons growing but still green.
#LiptonsCupofSoup
So....how long does it take for noodles in a cream of chicken soup to soften...🤔🤣
So....how long does it take for noodles in a cream of chicken soup to soften...🤔🤣
April 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
#LiptonsCupofSoup
So....how long does it take for noodles in a cream of chicken soup to soften...🤔🤣
So....how long does it take for noodles in a cream of chicken soup to soften...🤔🤣
Cancelled television show you still think about.
The Carol Burnett Show
The Carol Burnett Show
March 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Cancelled television show you still think about.
The Carol Burnett Show
The Carol Burnett Show
March 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you.
March 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you.
So my Twatter account was hacked. I was logged out but they apparently can work around the code sent to my email...as far as I'm concerned, they wasted their time...🤣🤣
a man with glasses says " i 'm boring " on a prime video ad
ALT: a man with glasses says " i 'm boring " on a prime video ad
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February 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
So my Twatter account was hacked. I was logged out but they apparently can work around the code sent to my email...as far as I'm concerned, they wasted their time...🤣🤣
Ad rant!
The best way of never getting me to play your advertised game is to repeatedly show me the same game every. single. ad. Also note that most mobile game players pay little attention to game ads, especially since they don't represent "real" game play. But product ads...those we watch!
The best way of never getting me to play your advertised game is to repeatedly show me the same game every. single. ad. Also note that most mobile game players pay little attention to game ads, especially since they don't represent "real" game play. But product ads...those we watch!
a man in a black shirt is standing in front of the ocean and making a hashtag overkill gesture .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of the ocean and making a hashtag overkill gesture .
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January 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ad rant!
The best way of never getting me to play your advertised game is to repeatedly show me the same game every. single. ad. Also note that most mobile game players pay little attention to game ads, especially since they don't represent "real" game play. But product ads...those we watch!
The best way of never getting me to play your advertised game is to repeatedly show me the same game every. single. ad. Also note that most mobile game players pay little attention to game ads, especially since they don't represent "real" game play. But product ads...those we watch!
#crossstitch 🧵🧶
I thought I'd share my hi tech way to deal with having to do edges...
TL:DR My outside preprinted line was gradually off by 1 full stitch from top to bottom. Decided I didn't like the pattern and did my own thing. Decided to see what different borders looked like to cover it up...
I thought I'd share my hi tech way to deal with having to do edges...
TL:DR My outside preprinted line was gradually off by 1 full stitch from top to bottom. Decided I didn't like the pattern and did my own thing. Decided to see what different borders looked like to cover it up...
January 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
#crossstitch 🧵🧶
I thought I'd share my hi tech way to deal with having to do edges...
TL:DR My outside preprinted line was gradually off by 1 full stitch from top to bottom. Decided I didn't like the pattern and did my own thing. Decided to see what different borders looked like to cover it up...
I thought I'd share my hi tech way to deal with having to do edges...
TL:DR My outside preprinted line was gradually off by 1 full stitch from top to bottom. Decided I didn't like the pattern and did my own thing. Decided to see what different borders looked like to cover it up...
So to make sure it's not lost forever, I have saved it for you...it's absolutely adorable!
😉
😉
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
So to make sure it's not lost forever, I have saved it for you...it's absolutely adorable!
😉
😉
So...I bought this cross stitch kit...
The outline of the edges was printed in black.
I lined up the edges of said outline and found the center.
Counted from side and top, marked my 10.
Counted, stitched, 🤔, frogged.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Sigh.
Started with the background first, upper left corner...1/
The outline of the edges was printed in black.
I lined up the edges of said outline and found the center.
Counted from side and top, marked my 10.
Counted, stitched, 🤔, frogged.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Sigh.
Started with the background first, upper left corner...1/
January 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
So...I bought this cross stitch kit...
The outline of the edges was printed in black.
I lined up the edges of said outline and found the center.
Counted from side and top, marked my 10.
Counted, stitched, 🤔, frogged.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Sigh.
Started with the background first, upper left corner...1/
The outline of the edges was printed in black.
I lined up the edges of said outline and found the center.
Counted from side and top, marked my 10.
Counted, stitched, 🤔, frogged.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Sigh.
Started with the background first, upper left corner...1/
She's blooming!
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December 29, 2024 at 7:03 PM
She's blooming!
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It seems these potatoes weren't ready...or overly ready...to be harvested 😲🙄
December 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
It seems these potatoes weren't ready...or overly ready...to be harvested 😲🙄
I'm not an "ist" about anyone or anything...unless assholeist is a real thing.
a young boy is smiling and making a funny face with the word really written on his face .
Alt: A young boy is tight lipped and making a "I'm tolerating this" face with the word "really" written below.
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December 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I'm not an "ist" about anyone or anything...unless assholeist is a real thing.
Bitchy whine of the day...
Who in the hell decided that speakers belonged on the back!!! of the tv?
Who in the hell decided that speakers belonged on the back!!! of the tv?
a woman says " what kind of a moron would do that " in a kitchen
Alt: Blanche Deveroix, from the Golden Girls, asking "What kind of a moron would do that?" while standing in the kitchen.
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Bitchy whine of the day...
Who in the hell decided that speakers belonged on the back!!! of the tv?
Who in the hell decided that speakers belonged on the back!!! of the tv?
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I firmly believe that burying the tail is far easier to frog than doing a loop start...
I firmly believe that burying the tail is far easier to frog than doing a loop start...
a man is sitting in front of a microphone with the words uh-oh wait a second written below him
Alt: A man is sitting in front of a microphone scratching his forehead with the words "uh-oh wait a second" written below him.
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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I firmly believe that burying the tail is far easier to frog than doing a loop start...
I firmly believe that burying the tail is far easier to frog than doing a loop start...
🧶🧵 Please read with all the sarcasm it was written with...
My artistic brain: Ha, I can create better than that.
My logical brain: Right...🙄
Artistic: It will be a beautiful Christmas torte instead of plain cake.
Logical: 🙄
Artistic: So, ugly Christmas sweater torte is nice...
My artistic brain: Ha, I can create better than that.
My logical brain: Right...🙄
Artistic: It will be a beautiful Christmas torte instead of plain cake.
Logical: 🙄
Artistic: So, ugly Christmas sweater torte is nice...
December 16, 2024 at 7:53 PM
🧶🧵 Please read with all the sarcasm it was written with...
My artistic brain: Ha, I can create better than that.
My logical brain: Right...🙄
Artistic: It will be a beautiful Christmas torte instead of plain cake.
Logical: 🙄
Artistic: So, ugly Christmas sweater torte is nice...
My artistic brain: Ha, I can create better than that.
My logical brain: Right...🙄
Artistic: It will be a beautiful Christmas torte instead of plain cake.
Logical: 🙄
Artistic: So, ugly Christmas sweater torte is nice...