Having a friend explain to me how convoluted Kingdom Hearts lore is and the longer this goes on the more I realize Kingdom Hearts fans are in the exact same fucking boat as FNAF fans

“God this new GTA game looks great my one complaint is that I wish this game series literally named after a crime was about being a morally upstanding civilian” :((

The absolute fucking state of things

Man fuck the Kentucky Derby I’m busy

Chicken Jockey

Ok guys we have not one but TWO chances for Silksong in at least one of these fucking things I’m not coping I’m not coping I’m not coping

I still keep up with that fucking “Woke Content Detector” document because nowhere else will I be able to see a genuine warning to stay away from “My Wife Sucked a Futanari’s Toes”

Like holy shit you mean to tell me THIS game is too woke??? Oh great heavens I shall alert the masses posthaste

Priorities

People are asking me my thoughts on who wins this Super Bowl and I only have one answer

It’s his moment. Big LIX supremacy

What do they mean by this and why do I feel so threatened by it

I did it because it was funny

Hollow Knight Benches Tier List based on how I personally feel about sitting on them

I’ve never felt so compelled to make a whole ass tier list of Pokemon cause this has gotten way harder since the last time I’ve done it lol, but here’s my Pokemon Favorites list

At Dave and Busters and can only imagine the sheer terror a father can bring upon their defenseless children in a Nerf Battle with this.

What I drink to get ready in the morning

Silksong assuming I’m not a shriveled up worm in the ground by the time it comes out.

As far as ones with release dates though THERES ONLY ONE GAME FOR ME BABY GIVE IT UP FOR ANTONBLAST

I for one think this dynamic needs more attention in media

I know nobody runs Mikey’s Heaven Rush compared to the rest of this game but hitting Top 100 in any leaderboard in Neon White is fucking insane to me oh my god I love this game so much
#NeonWhite