The Pickler
@hellionpickler.bsky.social
-Rated #12 for causing Universal Mishaps
-Designated weird and fucked up creature
-Professional Make-Believer DND Host
-Enjoyer of indie games
-Extensive Horror Enthusiast
-37% Satisfaction Rate, love it or your money back
-Designated weird and fucked up creature
-Professional Make-Believer DND Host
-Enjoyer of indie games
-Extensive Horror Enthusiast
-37% Satisfaction Rate, love it or your money back
Having a friend explain to me how convoluted Kingdom Hearts lore is and the longer this goes on the more I realize Kingdom Hearts fans are in the exact same fucking boat as FNAF fans
May 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Having a friend explain to me how convoluted Kingdom Hearts lore is and the longer this goes on the more I realize Kingdom Hearts fans are in the exact same fucking boat as FNAF fans
“God this new GTA game looks great my one complaint is that I wish this game series literally named after a crime was about being a morally upstanding civilian” :((
The absolute fucking state of things
The absolute fucking state of things
May 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“God this new GTA game looks great my one complaint is that I wish this game series literally named after a crime was about being a morally upstanding civilian” :((
The absolute fucking state of things
The absolute fucking state of things
Some jokes aside though I genuinely cannot wait for an actual Kentucky Derby Horse to be named after one of the HRT Horses. We all deep down know it’s coming and now it’s just a matter of when lol
May 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Some jokes aside though I genuinely cannot wait for an actual Kentucky Derby Horse to be named after one of the HRT Horses. We all deep down know it’s coming and now it’s just a matter of when lol
NEVER IN YOUR LIFE BET AGAINST JOVIAL FUCKING MERRYMENT
May 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
NEVER IN YOUR LIFE BET AGAINST JOVIAL FUCKING MERRYMENT
Man fuck the Kentucky Derby I’m busy
May 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Man fuck the Kentucky Derby I’m busy
Putting flowers in a vase is not unlike putting a bunch of decapitated heads in a jar if you think about it
May 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Putting flowers in a vase is not unlike putting a bunch of decapitated heads in a jar if you think about it
So you’re telling me this stick was bred at Olive Garden?
April 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
So you’re telling me this stick was bred at Olive Garden?
Not to be a dickrider but the 80 dollar price tag for Mario Kart World is only really an issue if *every* game on Switch 2 is gonna be 80 bucks.
This is a similar size game to 8 Deluxe WITH Booster Course Pass, which totaled to 80 dollars between base game and DLC
This is a similar size game to 8 Deluxe WITH Booster Course Pass, which totaled to 80 dollars between base game and DLC
April 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Not to be a dickrider but the 80 dollar price tag for Mario Kart World is only really an issue if *every* game on Switch 2 is gonna be 80 bucks.
This is a similar size game to 8 Deluxe WITH Booster Course Pass, which totaled to 80 dollars between base game and DLC
This is a similar size game to 8 Deluxe WITH Booster Course Pass, which totaled to 80 dollars between base game and DLC
Silksong appearing in that Direct for 5 seconds after all that weird shit about the William Cake PFP is honestly the funniest possible timeline what is even going on anymore
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Silksong appearing in that Direct for 5 seconds after all that weird shit about the William Cake PFP is honestly the funniest possible timeline what is even going on anymore
DELTARUNE 65 TOMORROWS
April 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
DELTARUNE 65 TOMORROWS
Ok guys we have not one but TWO chances for Silksong in at least one of these fucking things I’m not coping I’m not coping I’m not coping
March 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ok guys we have not one but TWO chances for Silksong in at least one of these fucking things I’m not coping I’m not coping I’m not coping
It just hit me that if the Switch 2 really does have those mouse control Joy-Cons Mario Maker 3 is going to get to have a real interface again
Suddenly one of my highest hopes for the coming year
Suddenly one of my highest hopes for the coming year
March 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
It just hit me that if the Switch 2 really does have those mouse control Joy-Cons Mario Maker 3 is going to get to have a real interface again
Suddenly one of my highest hopes for the coming year
Suddenly one of my highest hopes for the coming year
Today I found out what Sheldon’s Maze Splatoon is and for how funny this video is I had a realization.
I main Roller.
I would unironically love to do this to someone and stalk them like a Dead by Daylight killer
I main Roller.
I would unironically love to do this to someone and stalk them like a Dead by Daylight killer
March 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Today I found out what Sheldon’s Maze Splatoon is and for how funny this video is I had a realization.
I main Roller.
I would unironically love to do this to someone and stalk them like a Dead by Daylight killer
I main Roller.
I would unironically love to do this to someone and stalk them like a Dead by Daylight killer
Pokemon Champions is sick as fuck don’t get me wrong but I do actually hope there’s degrees of customization over what format you get to play. Because I severely do not want to ladder what looks to be a National Dex format with 0 bans
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Pokemon Champions is sick as fuck don’t get me wrong but I do actually hope there’s degrees of customization over what format you get to play. Because I severely do not want to ladder what looks to be a National Dex format with 0 bans
I still keep up with that fucking “Woke Content Detector” document because nowhere else will I be able to see a genuine warning to stay away from “My Wife Sucked a Futanari’s Toes”
Like holy shit you mean to tell me THIS game is too woke??? Oh great heavens I shall alert the masses posthaste
Like holy shit you mean to tell me THIS game is too woke??? Oh great heavens I shall alert the masses posthaste
February 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I still keep up with that fucking “Woke Content Detector” document because nowhere else will I be able to see a genuine warning to stay away from “My Wife Sucked a Futanari’s Toes”
Like holy shit you mean to tell me THIS game is too woke??? Oh great heavens I shall alert the masses posthaste
Like holy shit you mean to tell me THIS game is too woke??? Oh great heavens I shall alert the masses posthaste
People are asking me my thoughts on who wins this Super Bowl and I only have one answer
It’s his moment. Big LIX supremacy
It’s his moment. Big LIX supremacy
February 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
People are asking me my thoughts on who wins this Super Bowl and I only have one answer
It’s his moment. Big LIX supremacy
It’s his moment. Big LIX supremacy
My personal litmus test when interacting with friends is asking them “Would you have sex with Bowser”
Do try this at home
Do try this at home
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My personal litmus test when interacting with friends is asking them “Would you have sex with Bowser”
Do try this at home
Do try this at home
I’m on a 25 game losing streak in Rivals 2 and honestly all I have to say is that I’m genuinely flattered that this game thinks that I’m good enough to be served this level of asswhooping
I have level 166 Lox but my ass can barely wavedash do you really think I can handle a 100 APM Zetterburn💀
I have level 166 Lox but my ass can barely wavedash do you really think I can handle a 100 APM Zetterburn💀
January 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’m on a 25 game losing streak in Rivals 2 and honestly all I have to say is that I’m genuinely flattered that this game thinks that I’m good enough to be served this level of asswhooping
I have level 166 Lox but my ass can barely wavedash do you really think I can handle a 100 APM Zetterburn💀
I have level 166 Lox but my ass can barely wavedash do you really think I can handle a 100 APM Zetterburn💀
GOD HOLY SHIT THIS GAME RIPS GO PLAY IT
MINDWAVE
MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP OF MINDSCAPE TOWER, DELVE INTO THE MINDS OF YOUR OPPONENTS IN THIS MICROGAME FRENZY.
BE CONSUMED BY THE TRUTH THEY SPEAK TO YOU, IN THE CEREBRAL BATTLE OF SIGHT AND SOUND HIDDEN WITHIN EACH OF US.
LIVE NOW ON KICKSTARTER, PLAY THE DEMO
#gamedev #warioware
MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP OF MINDSCAPE TOWER, DELVE INTO THE MINDS OF YOUR OPPONENTS IN THIS MICROGAME FRENZY.
BE CONSUMED BY THE TRUTH THEY SPEAK TO YOU, IN THE CEREBRAL BATTLE OF SIGHT AND SOUND HIDDEN WITHIN EACH OF US.
LIVE NOW ON KICKSTARTER, PLAY THE DEMO
#gamedev #warioware
January 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
GOD HOLY SHIT THIS GAME RIPS GO PLAY IT
What do they mean by this and why do I feel so threatened by it
January 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What do they mean by this and why do I feel so threatened by it
Whenever I play a ditto in a fighting game getting my ass kicked suddenly takes on a whole new mood ngl. It’s so inspiring learning an unholy technique you can unleash on the *NEXT* person you play
January 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Whenever I play a ditto in a fighting game getting my ass kicked suddenly takes on a whole new mood ngl. It’s so inspiring learning an unholy technique you can unleash on the *NEXT* person you play
This month I found out that Mariah Carey herself directed a Christmas movie and it bothers me in a way that I can’t explain that there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot worth talking about with it.
It’s not necessarily good or bad it just exists and I hate that
It’s not necessarily good or bad it just exists and I hate that
December 23, 2024 at 4:50 AM
This month I found out that Mariah Carey herself directed a Christmas movie and it bothers me in a way that I can’t explain that there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot worth talking about with it.
It’s not necessarily good or bad it just exists and I hate that
It’s not necessarily good or bad it just exists and I hate that