the human sadiepede
@helldoe.bsky.social
many will enter, few will win
i'm going to the boyfriend store, do you need anything?
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i'm going to the boyfriend store, do you need anything?
my birthday cake this year is a brown butter ginger sheet cake, torched meringue buttercream, strawberry curd, strawberry ginger cornflake crumb, and strawberry sour belts
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
my birthday cake this year is a brown butter ginger sheet cake, torched meringue buttercream, strawberry curd, strawberry ginger cornflake crumb, and strawberry sour belts
second pair of glasses acquired, marked safe from any twilight zone type event that may occur in the future
August 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
second pair of glasses acquired, marked safe from any twilight zone type event that may occur in the future
i found him. i found the savage detective
August 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i found him. i found the savage detective
life is challenging sometimes
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
life is challenging sometimes
my laundromat guy just said very seriously "i want to show you something" and then pulled this out
August 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
my laundromat guy just said very seriously "i want to show you something" and then pulled this out
*nodding like i understand what this means* ohhhh. ok!
August 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
*nodding like i understand what this means* ohhhh. ok!
at the vintage burlesque exhibit
August 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
at the vintage burlesque exhibit
you can't believe how much i love when the sunlight is dappling
August 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
you can't believe how much i love when the sunlight is dappling
makes me laugh every time. what a world
August 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
makes me laugh every time. what a world
girls when they remember to recontextualize this entire year through a lens of deep grief
August 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
girls when they remember to recontextualize this entire year through a lens of deep grief
the ATM at my cash-only dumpling place was down (par for the course) so i walked until i found a working ATM and also this cat. i will guard both with my life
August 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
the ATM at my cash-only dumpling place was down (par for the course) so i walked until i found a working ATM and also this cat. i will guard both with my life
was le gromp there
August 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
was le gromp there
walked by a guy and his girlfriend with this and he said "sprinkles do nothing for me." and well that certainly can't be true because here you are commenting on mine
August 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
walked by a guy and his girlfriend with this and he said "sprinkles do nothing for me." and well that certainly can't be true because here you are commenting on mine
how it feels to bring your stinky little goat cheese onto the train during rush hour
July 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
how it feels to bring your stinky little goat cheese onto the train during rush hour
didn't buy tickets to any night of metrograph playing THE RETURN even though i coulda bagged a weirdo baddie
July 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
didn't buy tickets to any night of metrograph playing THE RETURN even though i coulda bagged a weirdo baddie
key lime pie with graham cracker crust / orange creamsicle pie with saltine crust
July 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
key lime pie with graham cracker crust / orange creamsicle pie with saltine crust
i made shrimp and grits with @bromethazine.bsky.social and his immediate reaction was to turn off nine inch nails and try to poison me with glass in the bottom of my wine glass. anyway i garnished this with fried thyme and crushed up potato chips
July 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i made shrimp and grits with @bromethazine.bsky.social and his immediate reaction was to turn off nine inch nails and try to poison me with glass in the bottom of my wine glass. anyway i garnished this with fried thyme and crushed up potato chips
who wore it better
July 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
who wore it better
this and james hurley caterwauling "just you and i"
July 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
this and james hurley caterwauling "just you and i"
how it feels to come in and do a really intense bake off while listening to the prodigy
July 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
how it feels to come in and do a really intense bake off while listening to the prodigy
blue velvet on at the dive bar in my neighborhood that plays boy harsher and only serves chili dogs
July 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
blue velvet on at the dive bar in my neighborhood that plays boy harsher and only serves chili dogs
and one peony left over for sadie :)
May 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
and one peony left over for sadie :)
birthday cake with funfetti frosting, sprinkles, and really cute peonies from the florist
May 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
birthday cake with funfetti frosting, sprinkles, and really cute peonies from the florist