the human sadiepede
@helldoe.bsky.social
many will enter, few will win
my work is addicted to making me take little personality quizzes, which is great for me, a girl who was on the internet in 2003-2005
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
my work is addicted to making me take little personality quizzes, which is great for me, a girl who was on the internet in 2003-2005
ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted to be one half of a couple fighting at a low but pointed volume on the train
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted to be one half of a couple fighting at a low but pointed volume on the train
just want to make it clear that i would never shame a man for being a gawk gawk machine
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
just want to make it clear that i would never shame a man for being a gawk gawk machine
in another life, i would have enjoyed catching up on TV shows with you
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
in another life, i would have enjoyed catching up on TV shows with you
just caught myself romanticizing an experience that i have definitely already done and it wasn't actually that enjoyable
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
just caught myself romanticizing an experience that i have definitely already done and it wasn't actually that enjoyable
i love being a part of the bustling NYC nightlife scene (outside at 5:30pm)
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i love being a part of the bustling NYC nightlife scene (outside at 5:30pm)
you try to go to one brazzers themed event on the lower east side and all of the sudden the very normal ways you watch porn come under an unsettlingly close scrutiny
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
you try to go to one brazzers themed event on the lower east side and all of the sudden the very normal ways you watch porn come under an unsettlingly close scrutiny
biting my dentist's fingers so she knows i'm down to play rough sometimes
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
biting my dentist's fingers so she knows i'm down to play rough sometimes
been thinking all morning about how improbable it is that i made it this far when in any other era i was so clearly destined to be mangled in a horrible mill accident
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
been thinking all morning about how improbable it is that i made it this far when in any other era i was so clearly destined to be mangled in a horrible mill accident
took off my headphones long enough at the grocery store to hear most of the beach boys' kokomo. exactly what brian wilson would have wanted. rest in peace
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
took off my headphones long enough at the grocery store to hear most of the beach boys' kokomo. exactly what brian wilson would have wanted. rest in peace
the pawg is coming from inside the house
November 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the pawg is coming from inside the house
i'm going to the boyfriend store, do you need anything?
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i'm going to the boyfriend store, do you need anything?
what an immense gift it is to be so loved and have people come celebrate you
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
what an immense gift it is to be so loved and have people come celebrate you
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on this day we thank @helldoe.bsky.social for introducing us to
Monster Mash
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October 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
on this day we thank @helldoe.bsky.social for introducing us to
my birthday cake this year is a brown butter ginger sheet cake, torched meringue buttercream, strawberry curd, strawberry ginger cornflake crumb, and strawberry sour belts
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
my birthday cake this year is a brown butter ginger sheet cake, torched meringue buttercream, strawberry curd, strawberry ginger cornflake crumb, and strawberry sour belts
if you're not picking up a quart of hot and sour soup and some dumplings for me, you're picking up a quart of hot and sour soup and some dumplings against me
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if you're not picking up a quart of hot and sour soup and some dumplings for me, you're picking up a quart of hot and sour soup and some dumplings against me
second pair of glasses acquired, marked safe from any twilight zone type event that may occur in the future
August 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
second pair of glasses acquired, marked safe from any twilight zone type event that may occur in the future
i found him. i found the savage detective
August 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i found him. i found the savage detective
did you know you can re-melt mirror glaze back to perfection with the application of a little heat? give it a try by equipping the torch in the ITEMS menu, then pressing (A) to turn it on
August 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
did you know you can re-melt mirror glaze back to perfection with the application of a little heat? give it a try by equipping the torch in the ITEMS menu, then pressing (A) to turn it on
life is challenging sometimes
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
life is challenging sometimes
the time for me having crushes has concluded. it is once again time for crushes to be had on me
August 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the time for me having crushes has concluded. it is once again time for crushes to be had on me
my laundromat guy just said very seriously "i want to show you something" and then pulled this out
August 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
my laundromat guy just said very seriously "i want to show you something" and then pulled this out
2025 is gonna be my year
August 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
2025 is gonna be my year
well, as you all might have imagined it's hitting that point in the summer where i become obsessed with finding houdini's grave yet again
August 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
well, as you all might have imagined it's hitting that point in the summer where i become obsessed with finding houdini's grave yet again
i wrote about the past, and how it sort of turns into the future eventually. and about food, it's also about food
open.substack.com/pub/helldoe/...
open.substack.com/pub/helldoe/...
i could have been a star at the bon appetit test kitchen
Here’s my favorite memory of us.
open.substack.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i wrote about the past, and how it sort of turns into the future eventually. and about food, it's also about food
open.substack.com/pub/helldoe/...
open.substack.com/pub/helldoe/...