Nate Schwaller
@hellagizmo.bsky.social
I’ve made a huge mustake | jokey writer
🚫AI
NEW HERE
📍LA/NY
🚫AI
NEW HERE
📍LA/NY
Epstein could’ve had a way better path in life. I mean, the guy could’ve played a great character on a show about a family of friendly monsters who have misadventures, never quite understanding why people react to them so strangely
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Epstein could’ve had a way better path in life. I mean, the guy could’ve played a great character on a show about a family of friendly monsters who have misadventures, never quite understanding why people react to them so strangely
This gotta be top ten fuck ass bob offs of the century so far, why aren’t more people talking about thi
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This gotta be top ten fuck ass bob offs of the century so far, why aren’t more people talking about thi
RIP ol dirty bastard, you would’ve hated the foo fighters
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
RIP ol dirty bastard, you would’ve hated the foo fighters
biblically accurate Homer (scary)
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
biblically accurate Homer (scary)
BIEBER ON THAT ADRENOCHROME OR WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT ####################
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
BIEBER ON THAT ADRENOCHROME OR WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT ####################
Wow is this real??
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wow is this real??
I didn’t support AI until @masterskunk69notgay informed me that with Ultra Banana 2.13794 (Cube Edition/Square Morsel Megaperv Nippler.60 applied), your scenes are .013x clearer and STILL blatant, unabashed theft of real artists’ works and livelihoods!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I didn’t support AI until @masterskunk69notgay informed me that with Ultra Banana 2.13794 (Cube Edition/Square Morsel Megaperv Nippler.60 applied), your scenes are .013x clearer and STILL blatant, unabashed theft of real artists’ works and livelihoods!!!!!
Remember this last year? What the fuck was that about??
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Remember this last year? What the fuck was that about??
I am 99% certain that when billy corgan says “the future of music is god”, he is referring to himself as god
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am 99% certain that when billy corgan says “the future of music is god”, he is referring to himself as god
To be fair, if that man bends over anywhere near 90°, and that stapled-on suitpant bursts open, we could be dealing with an evil plague of a thousand locusts far worse than anything in Revelations
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
To be fair, if that man bends over anywhere near 90°, and that stapled-on suitpant bursts open, we could be dealing with an evil plague of a thousand locusts far worse than anything in Revelations
what did he mean by this?
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
what did he mean by this?
I dunno, kinda unethical throwing michael shannon into the role for this sequence
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I dunno, kinda unethical throwing michael shannon into the role for this sequence
meant to send this yesterday
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
meant to send this yesterday
This won’t make sense to me at all in a few years so here
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This won’t make sense to me at all in a few years so here
writing a nu metal song, not sure I have the theme nailed down yet
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
writing a nu metal song, not sure I have the theme nailed down yet
Gloria and the Meathead (2025)
October 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Gloria and the Meathead (2025)
is Vince Vaughn okay??
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
is Vince Vaughn okay??
when you're trying so hard not to let any flies in but somehow one tiny moth got in and u pretty cute#
October 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
when you're trying so hard not to let any flies in but somehow one tiny moth got in and u pretty cute#
Me after I pass this kidney stone
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Me after I pass this kidney stone
I was feeling pretty good about not going to the bank yesterday, until now
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I was feeling pretty good about not going to the bank yesterday, until now
Much like the president’s Nobel bid, John Steinbeck’s werewolf novel has been SHUNNED
October 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Much like the president’s Nobel bid, John Steinbeck’s werewolf novel has been SHUNNED