Nate Scully
@hellagizmo.bsky.social
the horse’s ass of your dreams | jokey writer
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you guys ever lay at night and wonder what if a plane crashed through the ceiling right into your nuts?
We need AI to stop diarrhea, not to create diarrhea
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We need AI to stop diarrhea, not to create diarrhea
Had a dream I was cracking up @dualipa.bsky.social saying she and Elvis would be an incredible couple, then I got on a bus that ended up on a roller coaster at a water park, fun as hell maybe 2025 isn’t so bad
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Had a dream I was cracking up @dualipa.bsky.social saying she and Elvis would be an incredible couple, then I got on a bus that ended up on a roller coaster at a water park, fun as hell maybe 2025 isn’t so bad
biblically accurate Homer (scary)
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
biblically accurate Homer (scary)
Guarantee you every AI bro over 35 was once a passionate devotee of Girls Gone Wild
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Guarantee you every AI bro over 35 was once a passionate devotee of Girls Gone Wild
BIEBER ON THAT ADRENOCHROME OR WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT ####################
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
BIEBER ON THAT ADRENOCHROME OR WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT ####################
Wow is this real??
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wow is this real??
Just went to a funeral, got the ick
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just went to a funeral, got the ick
Evil masterminds who can suck their own dick: at what time do you call it a day and go to town?
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Evil masterminds who can suck their own dick: at what time do you call it a day and go to town?
The Comedy Central Roast Of Ghislaine Maxwell
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The Comedy Central Roast Of Ghislaine Maxwell
Check this out:
*slaps hood of a car for no reason*
Zero 👏 year 👏 mortgage👏
*guitar solo*
*chest hair*
*slaps hood of a car for no reason*
Zero 👏 year 👏 mortgage👏
*guitar solo*
*chest hair*
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Check this out:
*slaps hood of a car for no reason*
Zero 👏 year 👏 mortgage👏
*guitar solo*
*chest hair*
*slaps hood of a car for no reason*
Zero 👏 year 👏 mortgage👏
*guitar solo*
*chest hair*
I didn’t support AI until @masterskunk69notgay informed me that with Ultra Banana 2.13794 (Cube Edition/Square Morsel Megaperv Nippler.60 applied), your scenes are .013x clearer and STILL blatant, unabashed theft of real artists’ works and livelihoods!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I didn’t support AI until @masterskunk69notgay informed me that with Ultra Banana 2.13794 (Cube Edition/Square Morsel Megaperv Nippler.60 applied), your scenes are .013x clearer and STILL blatant, unabashed theft of real artists’ works and livelihoods!!!!!
This is a closeup of what’s known in America as a “cigarette butthole”
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is a closeup of what’s known in America as a “cigarette butthole”
*gritted teeth working up intensely fake enthusiasm and thrillitude*
Why not a 60 year mortgage??
Why not a 60 year mortgage??
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
*gritted teeth working up intensely fake enthusiasm and thrillitude*
Why not a 60 year mortgage??
Why not a 60 year mortgage??
even if he wasn’t a pedophile— jeffrey epstein didn’t just go by “jeff”??
fffffffuuuuuuuucked up
fffffffuuuuuuuucked up
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
even if he wasn’t a pedophile— jeffrey epstein didn’t just go by “jeff”??
fffffffuuuuuuuucked up
fffffffuuuuuuuucked up
“Ooh, lemon verbena”
Me trying to be normal in a public bathroom
Me trying to be normal in a public bathroom
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“Ooh, lemon verbena”
Me trying to be normal in a public bathroom
Me trying to be normal in a public bathroom
People often forget that the presidential debates of 1996 were nearly silent, microphones only picking up Bob Dole clearing his throat and Bill Clinton sipping Evian
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
People often forget that the presidential debates of 1996 were nearly silent, microphones only picking up Bob Dole clearing his throat and Bill Clinton sipping Evian
Remember this last year? What the fuck was that about??
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Remember this last year? What the fuck was that about??
Coca-Cola released their new Christmas ad, and a very revealing behind-the-scenes video, boasting their employment of far fewer production crew than last year’s. People everywhere have given it a close look, and they’re calling it everything from ‘shit’ to ‘fucking shit!’
(Norm tribute)
(Norm tribute)
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Coca-Cola released their new Christmas ad, and a very revealing behind-the-scenes video, boasting their employment of far fewer production crew than last year’s. People everywhere have given it a close look, and they’re calling it everything from ‘shit’ to ‘fucking shit!’
(Norm tribute)
(Norm tribute)
(my mind breaks at a certain hour)
So when you come out of the closet, is that when you finally get to bang Cher
So when you come out of the closet, is that when you finally get to bang Cher
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
(my mind breaks at a certain hour)
So when you come out of the closet, is that when you finally get to bang Cher
So when you come out of the closet, is that when you finally get to bang Cher
I am 99% certain that when billy corgan says “the future of music is god”, he is referring to himself as god
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am 99% certain that when billy corgan says “the future of music is god”, he is referring to himself as god
(Tall, burly, mustached gentleman in full western plains cowhand garb, rising from the seafoam of a Miami beach, dripping, lumbering towards the onlookers)
“I’d like to floss your butt, ma’am.”
“I’d like to floss your butt, ma’am.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
(Tall, burly, mustached gentleman in full western plains cowhand garb, rising from the seafoam of a Miami beach, dripping, lumbering towards the onlookers)
“I’d like to floss your butt, ma’am.”
“I’d like to floss your butt, ma’am.”
AI is telling someone else to make your imagination come to life.
Except it’s not someone else, it’s a computer.
And the computer is trained to use someone else’s work to make it come to life.
So you’re skipping paying someone else, but you’re using their work.
It’s theft.
Except it’s not someone else, it’s a computer.
And the computer is trained to use someone else’s work to make it come to life.
So you’re skipping paying someone else, but you’re using their work.
It’s theft.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
AI is telling someone else to make your imagination come to life.
Except it’s not someone else, it’s a computer.
And the computer is trained to use someone else’s work to make it come to life.
So you’re skipping paying someone else, but you’re using their work.
It’s theft.
Except it’s not someone else, it’s a computer.
And the computer is trained to use someone else’s work to make it come to life.
So you’re skipping paying someone else, but you’re using their work.
It’s theft.
I like my coffee like I like my women: hot babes, mostly
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I like my coffee like I like my women: hot babes, mostly
To be fair, if that man bends over anywhere near 90°, and that stapled-on suitpant bursts open, we could be dealing with an evil plague of a thousand locusts far worse than anything in Revelations
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
To be fair, if that man bends over anywhere near 90°, and that stapled-on suitpant bursts open, we could be dealing with an evil plague of a thousand locusts far worse than anything in Revelations
what did he mean by this?
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
what did he mean by this?