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Helen
@helenvonpeas.bsky.social
Working out just how unhinged you can be on here.
Here we go again. Left a sleeping house to go see some lovely mates and most likely some frustrating football ((Spurs x Frank) + City = bad). Top pundit here.
August 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Went to a baby britpop disco this morning and it was great. Here we are just before we went in when within about 5 minutes Ben and I both knocked our pints over and Edie had to get about in her vest.

And so it begins.
July 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It’s my birthday and I am having a lovely time but my brother has trolled me here
April 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
PR in overdrive for this attempt at reputation repair, brother.
March 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Fifteen years too late but still very fun. Shut up.
March 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
March 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hangovers and solo parenting all day mixed with shame of being an absolute mess are a price I’ll pay for celebrating @williamshuttoh.bsky.social

Seriously wtf I can’t anymore.
March 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Edie doing her bit for “hands across the arndale” yesterday

@theparisangel.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
March 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A lovely evening with Holly Ando, not yet of this parish and train times cut us short so -
February 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM