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Helen
@helenvonpeas.bsky.social
Working out just how unhinged you can be on here.
Very fun this, unhinged from me.
🎙️ NEW #MCFC PODCAST
After another #ManCity Manchester Derby success, we're picking out the best goals from recent matches against United.

🔵 TOP TEN: Manchester Derby Goals
@helenvonpeas.bsky.social and @joebutters.bsky.social make their choices.

Listen here: www.patreon.com/posts/138897...
September 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Funny how the death of the high street really kicked in after Past Times closed.

MAKES YOU THINK.
August 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Keep leaving my VPN on on my phone (which I use for WORK REASONS) and the American podcast ads are all absolutely batshit.
August 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I hate being right.
Here we go again. Left a sleeping house to go see some lovely mates and most likely some frustrating football ((Spurs x Frank) + City = bad). Top pundit here.
August 24, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Here we go again. Left a sleeping house to go see some lovely mates and most likely some frustrating football ((Spurs x Frank) + City = bad). Top pundit here.
August 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Up for work in six hours, I wonder for how many of them I’ll lie awake, staring at my baby and thinking about the end of the world.
Finally got round to watching Oppenheimer. Enjoyed it. That is all.
July 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Went to a baby britpop disco this morning and it was great. Here we are just before we went in when within about 5 minutes Ben and I both knocked our pints over and Edie had to get about in her vest.

And so it begins.
July 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Today has had such bank holiday vibes and as someone who is without their baby for the first time in forever and has to be up for work at 5 tomorrow, may not be the best thing.
July 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Watched Little Miss Sunshine for the first time in years and can confirm the end is still absolutely joyous.
July 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hiding out on Bluesky as a safe space because I am absolutely not mentally strong enough to see comments on this on the Bad Sites.
June 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Making a rare Bluesky appearance to say something VERY Bluesky and that is that this series of Taskmaster is great.

I’m locked in 💕
June 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reposted by Helen
Edie pulling off the 1920s Chicago mob boss look.
May 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I have now had a comment deleted calling out someone saying we have “forgotten our past” by not decking out the town in bunting when in the same post they are saying people are too busy flying flags for “other countries” (Palestine)
Been banned from the local Facebook group for suggesting the council decided to fly the ISIS flag over the town hall for VE Day.
May 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s my birthday and I am having a lovely time but my brother has trolled me here
April 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Said some semi coherent things and some not so much but that aside this as always is a good listen
April 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
About Today - The National
Don’t Mix Your Drinks - Elbow

And as tonight proved… Ugly- sugababes
What songs move you to the point of tears due to their beauty and sadness?
April 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Had a wonderful night seeing Sugababes with two of my best girls. Went out in the NQ to wait for surge pricing to go down and had a really deep and important conversation on society’s view of women’s ageing only to be told by a group on lads in their early 20s they thought we were late 20s. Nice.
April 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The Blue Oyster Cult SNL skit is 25 years old today.

That makes me feel strange. I think there’s only one cure…
April 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Edie ready for her first demoralising underwhelming England win over a minnow.
March 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
PR in overdrive for this attempt at reputation repair, brother.
March 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Loads of morris dancers outside the Pev waiting for it to open. My people.
March 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Fifteen years too late but still very fun. Shut up.
March 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
March 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hangovers and solo parenting all day mixed with shame of being an absolute mess are a price I’ll pay for celebrating @williamshuttoh.bsky.social

Seriously wtf I can’t anymore.
March 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Edie doing her bit for “hands across the arndale” yesterday

@theparisangel.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM