NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Calendar Girl, said when interviewed “mon père will publish un calendrier of belles photos de moi, très classy classy, not raunchy raunchy. Moi is not comme Pamela Anderson in le 80s mais moi maintenant thinks she is super cool. Moi will not wear un swimmy rouge.”

Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security