helendoremus.bsky.social
@helendoremus.bsky.social
I write. I sing. I love movies. I also make them. I know kung fu. I crochet hats. I like pie. From FW TX, in LA. My views are not my employers', etc etc. 💜🤍🖤 she/they
It took me four tries to fully interpret this headline, JFC.
August 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It took me four tries to fully interpret this headline, JFC.
Well done, Keller. Well done.
May 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Well done, Keller. Well done.
Slightly fanciful in the back half, but they were my early ace icons...
May 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Slightly fanciful in the back half, but they were my early ace icons...
In low stakes aggravations, BuzzFeed has done this to me personally:
April 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
In low stakes aggravations, BuzzFeed has done this to me personally:
National anthem for game one of the Stanley Cup Playoffs from the harmonica class at the Korean senior center. Insert it directly into my veins.
#goKingsgo #LAKings
#goKingsgo #LAKings
April 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
National anthem for game one of the Stanley Cup Playoffs from the harmonica class at the Korean senior center. Insert it directly into my veins.
#goKingsgo #LAKings
#goKingsgo #LAKings
This is an incredibly rich text.
April 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is an incredibly rich text.
Grandma Jodie was a character and I really wish she hadn't spent the few months at the end of her life literally out of her mind with fever and pain. So fuck these assholes for putting anybody else through that for an extra buck.
March 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Grandma Jodie was a character and I really wish she hadn't spent the few months at the end of her life literally out of her mind with fever and pain. So fuck these assholes for putting anybody else through that for an extra buck.
Yeah-huh. I'm blaming you first, buddy.
February 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yeah-huh. I'm blaming you first, buddy.
A very good boy.
January 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A very good boy.
I do so wish sports media would add "past" or "out" to headlines like these.
January 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I do so wish sports media would add "past" or "out" to headlines like these.
Methinks this might be why the big stupid digital billboard just awkwardly installed on Manchester is calling parts of Inglewood the "Sports and Entertainment District" all of a sudden.
December 5, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Methinks this might be why the big stupid digital billboard just awkwardly installed on Manchester is calling parts of Inglewood the "Sports and Entertainment District" all of a sudden.
Having learned to watch the AP stream of the Thanksgiving Day Parade and its blessed lack of commentary, I have had time to fully appreciate the little crew of New York deli-theme inflatables, most especially the pigeon.
Look at these majestic creatures.
Look at these majestic creatures.
November 28, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Having learned to watch the AP stream of the Thanksgiving Day Parade and its blessed lack of commentary, I have had time to fully appreciate the little crew of New York deli-theme inflatables, most especially the pigeon.
Look at these majestic creatures.
Look at these majestic creatures.
I'm still regretting not sending the really unhinged pictures of my cats in with my apartment applications.
November 27, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I'm still regretting not sending the really unhinged pictures of my cats in with my apartment applications.
See a cat, post a cat.
Here's Ursa in a bucket.
Here's Ursa in a bucket.
November 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
See a cat, post a cat.
Here's Ursa in a bucket.
Here's Ursa in a bucket.
Ursa and Poppy say hello.
October 30, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Ursa and Poppy say hello.
The weather nerd in me is fascinated. The human rest of me is terrified for people in its way.
October 8, 2024 at 9:07 PM
The weather nerd in me is fascinated. The human rest of me is terrified for people in its way.
Have a Poppy picture.
October 2, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Have a Poppy picture.
August 9, 2024 at 6:49 PM
On a silly note, the All That kid in me appreciates this callback from Kenan Thompson.
August 6, 2024 at 4:12 AM
On a silly note, the All That kid in me appreciates this callback from Kenan Thompson.
Small cat got fixed today and big cat had a blast having the house to herself, but she's appropriately concerned and attentive now that small cat is home.
August 1, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Small cat got fixed today and big cat had a blast having the house to herself, but she's appropriately concerned and attentive now that small cat is home.
Y'know, I see and hear stories like this sometimes and all I can think about is the classmate in fourth grade whose parents were so determined he'd have a perfect attendance record that I got to sit next to him one morning when he threw up his entire breakfast on his desk.
May 30, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Y'know, I see and hear stories like this sometimes and all I can think about is the classmate in fourth grade whose parents were so determined he'd have a perfect attendance record that I got to sit next to him one morning when he threw up his entire breakfast on his desk.
May 2, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Smol cat is extra smol and very angy about it.
April 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Smol cat is extra smol and very angy about it.