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biblically accurate dracula
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commie deviant. ask me about steven spielberg’s failed submarine themed restaurant chain (she/they)
terfs: the women’s bathroom is a sacred single-sex space that must be protected from biological males 😤

the actual women’s bathroom:
February 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
i've been working on something
September 19, 2023 at 10:55 AM
feeling a deep and immediate kinship with this cat that got caught on my dad's wildlife camera last week
July 17, 2023 at 9:00 AM
just finished watching nimona and the netflix algorithm deciding to recommend a harry potter movie as the follow-up to an adaptation of a work by a trans author about being persecuted for being different to the norm is *italian pizza chef kiss*
July 2, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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*clicking follow at any familiar PFP like a drowning man grabbing at floating debris from a shipwreck*
July 2, 2023 at 2:28 AM
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I’m obsessed with French game design. everyone else: “let’s make Call of Duty but with more or less TTK.” “let’s make a Soulslike that’s really slow or 2D.” only the French go “our game’s core mechanic is that you can change races through dialogue trees and it’s a metaphor for polarization”
July 2, 2023 at 7:35 AM
the furry moral panic in the uk is getting so bad we’re half a week away from everyone with robin hood (1973) in their disney+ watch history being reported to their employer
June 26, 2023 at 4:19 PM
my posting organs are so withered after years of avoiding tweeting anything……if I’m not careful i’m gonna be out here skeeting engagement bait posts asking people what they call bread rolls
June 24, 2023 at 11:43 AM
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someone lied to CNN that a slang term for shrooms is "hongos" and now i can't stop saying "hongos"
June 19, 2023 at 12:27 AM