Kitchens and bathrooms above all else, y'all

Upon further investigation, "a bit" means "maybe fifty bucks"

I WANT to cackle at hard-right figures experiencing FAFO, but we all lose in the end...

To be fair, we buy Effin' Birds merch when we're NOT drunk, too

(I maybe should wait until I'm not drunk to order grumpy bird shirts)

Thank you for such a quick reply!! I found a cancel option as soon as I gave up and tagged you, so now I DO only have one "Disservice Animal" shirt on the way for use at work. Thanks again!!

I forgot my coffee in the freezer for just the right amount of time and now I have a coffee slushie

(We're still mad that we didn't realize in time that we could have gotten married IN the bird garden in Vegas)

In retrospect, I think we saw a few of these at a bird garden when we got married in Vegas

This is not an ad - I'm just REALLY excited to have a nicer vacuum

Woops Montour, not Burky, sorry