Chris Heintz
@heintzer.bsky.social
video games publishing person
sorry about the em dashes
my little agency: ignitionfacility.com
sorry about the em dashes
my little agency: ignitionfacility.com
Reposted by Chris Heintz
I am jobless so I am picking social media up again
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I am jobless so I am picking social media up again
DUUUUDDEEESSS ROOOOOCKKKKK
September 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
DUUUUDDEEESSS ROOOOOCKKKKK
Tim Cook should be brought before a military tribunal for how fucking bad the iOS voicemail app is
August 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tim Cook should be brought before a military tribunal for how fucking bad the iOS voicemail app is
you can just do things (all of the things are at the exact intersection of stupid and evil)
August 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
you can just do things (all of the things are at the exact intersection of stupid and evil)
Putting on socks is probably my least favorite thing about having children
May 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Putting on socks is probably my least favorite thing about having children
this shit is giving Neom
May 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
this shit is giving Neom
there are - and i cannot stress this enough - so many fucking games
May 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
there are - and i cannot stress this enough - so many fucking games
it's going great
We understand your frustration and appreciate your patience — we're actively exploring creative directions for the future of GB and look forward to sharing more with you soon.
May 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
it's going great
The uneasy state of games journalism, and how to deal: ignitionfacility.substack.com/p/the-uneasy...
tl;dr: Journalists are now influencers in a sea of influencers. This is bad, but it is reality. The press is no longer the sole tastemaker, but still has the power to legitimize.
tl;dr: Journalists are now influencers in a sea of influencers. This is bad, but it is reality. The press is no longer the sole tastemaker, but still has the power to legitimize.
April 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The uneasy state of games journalism, and how to deal: ignitionfacility.substack.com/p/the-uneasy...
tl;dr: Journalists are now influencers in a sea of influencers. This is bad, but it is reality. The press is no longer the sole tastemaker, but still has the power to legitimize.
tl;dr: Journalists are now influencers in a sea of influencers. This is bad, but it is reality. The press is no longer the sole tastemaker, but still has the power to legitimize.
Nissan Altima with Arizona thin blue line custom plate that reads “GAINS”
April 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Nissan Altima with Arizona thin blue line custom plate that reads “GAINS”
XLOOKUP gonna give it to you
April 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
XLOOKUP gonna give it to you
Alexandria Focaccia Cortez
April 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Alexandria Focaccia Cortez
Sony on a mission to spend a trillion dollars on live service shooters
April 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sony on a mission to spend a trillion dollars on live service shooters
drinking sprite for the vitamin C
April 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
drinking sprite for the vitamin C
Good wine is when there’s a little apocalypse scene on the label
April 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Good wine is when there’s a little apocalypse scene on the label
whoa, whoa, whoa -- nasdaq, the rapper?
April 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
whoa, whoa, whoa -- nasdaq, the rapper?
This is far too meta for me to process
March 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is far too meta for me to process
i really appreciate how slack will just randomly scroll you earlier in channel history when switching between servers. keeping me on my toes, love when UX sucks absolute ass
March 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i really appreciate how slack will just randomly scroll you earlier in channel history when switching between servers. keeping me on my toes, love when UX sucks absolute ass
The cg monkeys in this season of white lotus really suck ass. Like just film a monkey??
March 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The cg monkeys in this season of white lotus really suck ass. Like just film a monkey??
Talkin to my wife about ebitda
March 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Talkin to my wife about ebitda
“Collatoralized burrito obligation”
March 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“Collatoralized burrito obligation”
I’m like 99% sure Boots Riley was on my flight back from GDC
March 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m like 99% sure Boots Riley was on my flight back from GDC
love to watch the entirety of margin call in 60 second increments completely out of order over the course of a week on tiktok
March 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
love to watch the entirety of margin call in 60 second increments completely out of order over the course of a week on tiktok