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Lucky enough to have a dream job in Cybersecurity
Aotearoa/New Zealand
Aotearoa/New Zealand
I feel dirty using task manager now
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I feel dirty using task manager now
I wanna shave my head but I'm white so have to be careful about gathering with other white people with shaved heads
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I wanna shave my head but I'm white so have to be careful about gathering with other white people with shaved heads
If the west is so great why did Roman numerals get replaced by Arabic?
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If the west is so great why did Roman numerals get replaced by Arabic?
Just write a few strongly opinionated and factual sounding articles on Reddit and influence the future of AI slop output
www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-the-m...
www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-the-m...
Ranked: The Most Cited Websites by AI Models
How often does ChatGPT cite Reddit, Wikipedia, and more? This infographic ranks the most cited websites by AI—and explores what it reveals.
www.visualcapitalist.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Just write a few strongly opinionated and factual sounding articles on Reddit and influence the future of AI slop output
www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-the-m...
www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-the-m...
Monumentally stupid
www.wired.com/story/austra...
www.wired.com/story/austra...
Australia's Encryption-Busting Law Could Impact Global Privacy
Australia has passed a law that would require companies to weaken their encryption, a move that could reverberate globally.
www.wired.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Monumentally stupid
www.wired.com/story/austra...
www.wired.com/story/austra...
I have no idea what I’m doing
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I have no idea what I’m doing
Conservatives accept consensus in their workplaces, democracy, security, health, supply chains, financial services, day to day life.
But no, specifically the effect of CO2 is exempt.
But no, specifically the effect of CO2 is exempt.
October 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Conservatives accept consensus in their workplaces, democracy, security, health, supply chains, financial services, day to day life.
But no, specifically the effect of CO2 is exempt.
But no, specifically the effect of CO2 is exempt.
When people need someone to blame, why is it always minorities?
October 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
When people need someone to blame, why is it always minorities?
LLM's are a parlour trick
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
LLM's are a parlour trick
Turns out the right wings only problem with cancel culture, school indoctrination, and non-peaceful protests was that they weren't the ones doing it.
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Turns out the right wings only problem with cancel culture, school indoctrination, and non-peaceful protests was that they weren't the ones doing it.
> be me, conservative
> read my superior race is being replaced
> commit massacre at a grocery store/church/synagogue
> "this is a tragic mental health issue, now is not the time to talk about politics."
> some leftist shoots influencer
> "this is a violent attack on our way of life. WE ARE AT WAR"
> read my superior race is being replaced
> commit massacre at a grocery store/church/synagogue
> "this is a tragic mental health issue, now is not the time to talk about politics."
> some leftist shoots influencer
> "this is a violent attack on our way of life. WE ARE AT WAR"
September 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
> be me, conservative
> read my superior race is being replaced
> commit massacre at a grocery store/church/synagogue
> "this is a tragic mental health issue, now is not the time to talk about politics."
> some leftist shoots influencer
> "this is a violent attack on our way of life. WE ARE AT WAR"
> read my superior race is being replaced
> commit massacre at a grocery store/church/synagogue
> "this is a tragic mental health issue, now is not the time to talk about politics."
> some leftist shoots influencer
> "this is a violent attack on our way of life. WE ARE AT WAR"
I’m counting on China’s hackers to release the Epstein files at this point
September 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m counting on China’s hackers to release the Epstein files at this point
AI slop could never
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
AI slop could never
I'd feel much better if AI said this everytime I asked:
"what a stupid fucking idea but ok I guess I'll help"
"what a stupid fucking idea but ok I guess I'll help"
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'd feel much better if AI said this everytime I asked:
"what a stupid fucking idea but ok I guess I'll help"
"what a stupid fucking idea but ok I guess I'll help"
Running with music blaring in your headphones is technically dancing
August 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Running with music blaring in your headphones is technically dancing
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This is one of the craziest trial headlines that has turned into a cybersecurity story, in a minute. global.chinadaily.com.cn/a/20...
A lot of scammers are unscrupulous bastards. Some of the low level people are victims though, too. This is a dismal example.
A lot of scammers are unscrupulous bastards. Some of the low level people are victims though, too. This is a dismal example.
Teen faces trial for allegedly selling boyfriend to fraud compound
global.chinadaily.com.cn
August 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is one of the craziest trial headlines that has turned into a cybersecurity story, in a minute. global.chinadaily.com.cn/a/20...
A lot of scammers are unscrupulous bastards. Some of the low level people are victims though, too. This is a dismal example.
A lot of scammers are unscrupulous bastards. Some of the low level people are victims though, too. This is a dismal example.
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NEW: The hackers who broke into the computer of an alleged North Korean government hacker, exposing their spy operations, explained why they did it.
“These nation state hackers are hacking for all the wrong reasons, I hope more of them will get exposed, they deserve to be,” one the hackers told me.
“These nation state hackers are hacking for all the wrong reasons, I hope more of them will get exposed, they deserve to be,” one the hackers told me.
Hackers who exposed North Korean government hacker explain why they did it | TechCrunch
The two self-described hacktivists said they had access to the North Korean spy’s computer for around four months before deciding what they had found should be made public.
techcrunch.com
August 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
NEW: The hackers who broke into the computer of an alleged North Korean government hacker, exposing their spy operations, explained why they did it.
“These nation state hackers are hacking for all the wrong reasons, I hope more of them will get exposed, they deserve to be,” one the hackers told me.
“These nation state hackers are hacking for all the wrong reasons, I hope more of them will get exposed, they deserve to be,” one the hackers told me.
If white people think brown people with Muslim beliefs are dangerous, just remember how many millions were murdered due to white people with racist beliefs.
July 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If white people think brown people with Muslim beliefs are dangerous, just remember how many millions were murdered due to white people with racist beliefs.
Why do some people praise God after a tragedy? Seems that’s the person that could’ve prevented it
June 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Why do some people praise God after a tragedy? Seems that’s the person that could’ve prevented it
Two routers taking over the world
June 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Two routers taking over the world
“You do it to yourself”
Thom Yorke predicted this in 1995
Thom Yorke predicted this in 1995
February 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“You do it to yourself”
Thom Yorke predicted this in 1995
Thom Yorke predicted this in 1995
For a free speech lover, Musk using his new government role trying to take down Wikipedia is an odd move
January 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
For a free speech lover, Musk using his new government role trying to take down Wikipedia is an odd move
Some people think we should go back to the "good old days"
January 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Some people think we should go back to the "good old days"